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I wonder if there's a separate heaven for kiddie fiddlers?



Actually I get this mental picture of St. Peter right now.

"What the fuck? (speaks into intercom) Hughes get one of your Mormon flunkies to clean up that pile of elephant shit in front of the Pearly Gates ASAP (hangs up on intercom). Someone get this fucking chimpanzee off my desk. Am I running the entrance to the Divine Kingdom or fucking Safariland now? Hey, hey, hey!! I don't care who you are the Ferris wheel and oxygen chamber stay outside. You're damn right it's as easy as A-B-C now moonwalk your ass over there to the reception area. No that's not McCauley Caulkin that's Brandon De Wilde and he doesn't want to blow Bubbles with you."
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules