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Whinery. 
Slackery.
Misery.
Daiquiri. (Rum OK for you?)
Cementery.
Sometimes "fuckin' a!" goes to "fuckin ery".
I am very ticklish too. Still, I kick a lot harder than I am ticklish.
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What's with the "Still fat and fuck me,"?
I say "fuckin' a" all the time, but I haven't the foggiest what it means. I assume it's the hillbilly equivilant to "word". "That was some great crystal off that hooker's ass". "Word". "Fuckin' a".
I've noticed that tickling and kicking seem to go together. My 3 year old punted me with his size 8 "Cars" shoe in the chin this morning when I tickling him. Hate that feeling of teeth clacking together.
Who doesn't love rum? Rummery? I liked the Midori reference. For a 6'5" fat dude, I do like foofoo girly drinky- poos. There's nothing fey about being served a stoplight in a redneck bar.
"Still fat and fuck me" is part of my schtick. Summys replies were mostly "you're still fat" (misspelled, of course...she's pimpin, ya know). So I started signing off as "still fat". Her "final" reply ended with "fuck you". That tickled me, so I changed the sign off. Then someone else commented I wasn't fat anymore, so I just incorporated the two. Just another example of me writing for my own entertainment. I'm a bit of a rascal that way.
Barry
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