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Three Truths. Whores lie. Whores love to make people think they're smarter than they are. And whores love drama.

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So then, not just all women are lying whores, but men too. This statement can relate to some whiney manbitches I met up in here. Barry should have called this thread "Hey, black ghetto hoebag foodstamp recipient crackmommy!", instead. Think: autowin. :smork:

I know you're a cool, badass motherfucker with a great sense of humor, probably with lots of friends who like to drink beers and kick each other in the balls for a laugh. Cool beans, dude, let us know when you stop recycling my Willie's material.

@ Sam:

Most of my material is recycled. I steal from everyone. Mix it my heavy dose of self loathing and sometims I get bronze. Most of the time it fails. But it's still a giggle for me. And that's what I'm shooting for.

Kick each other in the balls for fun? Yuck. Last time I got kicked in the balls I was like 20. Even though it was a while back, what I can remember of it was that it really sucked. I'm definitely no badass. I haven't raised a fist or had a fist raised at me in anger since, well, since I was about 20. And again, the memory of it was enough to make me hope it doesn't happen again any time soon. i don't even much care for a manly sock on the shoulder. I do have a firm handshake, though. Hopefully that counts for something.

Fuck me,
Barry