A note I particularly enjoyed in this flame-fest was how after Sam starting calling Pirate Bob out on his age, that he not long after that made some post in another thread where based on some math you could figure out he's claiming he really isn't that old. He did that just in case anyone might believe Sam. It was in that post where he talks about using his wife like a slut for strangers and quickly defends himself from accusations of being a suitcase pimp. Even though no one has bothered to call him that. He wanted to fend off any notions before he'd have to deal with being called that.