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Would you have sold your kids to Michael Jackson for a big settlement cheque? Too bad for you. That money train has had it's final wreck.

Thriller was a great album, tho.

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Would you have sold your kids to Michael Jackson for a big settlement cheque? Too bad for you. That money train has had it's final wreck.

Thriller was a great album, tho.

Barry

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hmmmmmmmm looks like someone been sending pm's to each other aw how sweet

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Sammura should have a bigger name.I find her hot.

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Pussy is pussy, but her monkey pussy just doesn't appeal to me. (get it, "ape -peel"?)

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There are no fantasies about her, no dreams of "courting", and especially, a no-care attitude about your opinion.

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hell naw these niggas got their own clique,high fiving each other and shit. they remind me of that movie called zoo,it's a movie about a bunch of guys who meet up on a farm to let horses fuck them up the ass.they was cool with it till one of them died

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Pussy is pussy, but her monkey pussy just doesn't appeal to me. (get it, "ape -peel"?)

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Goat, I got no doubt that you jerk off at night fantasizing about the magnificent nigress hoe who's on top of you, bouncing up and down while she uses her sassy wit to make you sound like a fool.

But, as far as what you're willing to admit on the board. Your dying to have that woman run around talking shit with you. The approach where you grandiosely state she's vastly inferior, that ain't cuttin' it.

She's rolling her eyes at your pan handed attempts to court her as a playmate. Maybe try to learn something from Doron?

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Pussy is pussy, but her monkey pussy just doesn't appeal to me. (get it, "ape -peel"?)

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Goat, I got no doubt that you jerk off at night fantasizing about the magnificent nigress hoe who's on top of you, bouncing up and down while she uses her sassy wit to make you sound like a fool.

But, as far as what you're willing to admit on the board. Your dying to have that woman run around talking shit with you. The approach where you grandiosely state she's vastly inferior, that ain't cuttin' it.

She's rolling her eyes at your pan handed attempts to court her as a playmate. Maybe try to learn something from Doron?

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Since I started this thread, I'll speak for me. I love black girls. Always have. My favorite hooker is a black girl. What I hate is ghetto. And what I hate worse is fake ghetto, that ghetto that can be turned on and off at will. And what I hate even worse than that is typing ghetto. I'm sorry, but it just makes the person look ignorant. Throw in the bringing the kids to a shoot, and as unfair as it may seem, it paints a big target on your big ass. I don't make the rules, I just follow them.

As for courting, she's a fucking whore!! A gram of Stupid (my new favorite pot...and a story unto itself) and $8 in Food Stamps will get her granny panties around her ankles. No matter what shit is talked about her, she'll still open her hole for anyone with the right cash. Even a fat fuck like me. Feel free to deny it, Summy. Dance for me like the puppet you are.

Still fat,
Barry

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yup cause all that is true.i bring my 10 kids to porn shoots and wear granny panties and all that...because once again EVERYTHING THAT'S SAID ON A INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD IS TRUE

ova 50 years old and owning people on a message board,you are so fucking cool!

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Pussy is pussy, but her monkey pussy just doesn't appeal to me. (get it, "ape -peel"?)

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Goat, I got no doubt that you jerk off at night fantasizing about the magnificent nigress hoe who's on top of you, bouncing up and down while she uses her sassy wit to make you sound like a fool.

But, as far as what you're willing to admit on the board. Your dying to have that woman run around talking shit with you. The approach where you grandiosely state she's vastly inferior, that ain't cuttin' it.

She's rolling her eyes at your pan handed attempts to court her as a playmate. Maybe try to learn something from Doron?

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Since I started this thread, I'll speak for me. I love black girls. Always have. My favorite hooker is a black girl. What I hate is ghetto. And what I hate worse is fake ghetto, that ghetto that can be turned on and off at will. And what I hate even worse than that is typing ghetto. I'm sorry, but it just makes the person look ignorant. Throw in the bringing the kids to a shoot, and as unfair as it may seem, it paints a big target on your big ass. I don't make the rules, I just follow them.

As for courting, she's a fucking whore!! A gram of Stupid (my new favorite pot...and a story unto itself) and $8 in Food Stamps will get her granny panties around her ankles. No matter what shit is talked about her, she'll still open her hole for anyone with the right cash. Even a fat fuck like me. Feel free to deny it, Summy. Dance for me like the puppet you are.

Still fat,
Barry

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yup cause all that is true.i bring my 10 kids to porn shoots and wear granny panties and all that...because once again EVERYTHING THAT'S SAID ON A INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD IS TRUE

ova 50 years old and owning people on a message board,you are so fucking cool!

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I gave Sammura some compliments and she ignored me.

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I gave Sammura some compliments and she ignored me.

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I gave Sammura some compliments and she ignored me.

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maybe yall can hang out together at the next avn convention

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lets see three guys gather together on a message board to team up against one women.wow like i said yall are so fucking cool.maybe yall can hang out together at the next avn convention

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lets see three guys gather together on a message board to team up against one women.wow like i said yall are so fucking cool.maybe yall can hang out together at the next avn convention

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A matter of time before the "they're picking on me because I'm a girl" card. Nice play, Summy. Next up, the "they're picking on me because I'm black" card.

No one's picking on you because you're a girl. You're a wasted piece of DNA that perpetuates a sick culture. You are a walking, talking, baby pumping stereotype.

Still fat,
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Sir,that's no way to talk about my future wife. You can be my best man when I marry Sammura in Vegas next weekend.Then you and I can destroy the buffet at The Excalibur.

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A matter of time before the "they're picking on me because I'm a girl" card. Nice play, Summy. Next up, the "they're picking on me because I'm black" card.

No one's picking on you because you're a girl. You're a wasted piece of DNA that perpetuates a sick culture. You are a walking, talking, baby pumping stereotype.

Still fat,
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Sir,that's no way to talk about my future wife. You can be my best man when I marry Sammura in Vegas next weekend.Then you and I can destroy the buffet at The Excalibur.

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So then, not just all women are lying whores, but men too. This statement can relate to some whiney manbitches I met up in here. Barry should have called this thread "Hey, black ghetto hoebag foodstamp recipient crackmommy!", instead. Think: autowin. :smork:

I know you're a cool, badass motherfucker with a great sense of humor, probably with lots of friends who like to drink beers and kick each other in the balls for a laugh. Cool beans, dude, let us know when you stop recycling my Willie's material.




@ Sam:
What's wrong about "fat" 50 yr. old men? Don't knock it till you try it, girl! Oh and BTW...



^Very cute! I love the tree. Is that your backyard?




Loves,
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ok lets see
the more you talk shit the more you"own" yaself

your fat


over 50 years old


can't get pussy unless you pay for it

and you post on the 4th of july ,while other people are out celebrating with their families and friends, your sitting in your dirty ass room hitting the refresh button ova and ova again




stereotype?? naw see your the stereotype: a fat ass middleage white dude that don't get any pussy and uses the internet to say things that he wouldn't have the guts to say inperson


but hey i am happy for you!!! you finally got noticed on xpt did smelly monkey send you a pm? because that is the whole point of you following me around the board


this is my last time responding to you.

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Three Truths. Whores lie. Whores love to make people think they're smarter than they are. And whores love drama.

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So then, not just all women are lying whores, but men too. This statement can relate to some whiney manbitches I met up in here. Barry should have called this thread "Hey, black ghetto hoebag foodstamp recipient crackmommy!", instead. Think: autowin. :smork:

I know you're a cool, badass motherfucker with a great sense of humor, probably with lots of friends who like to drink beers and kick each other in the balls for a laugh. Cool beans, dude, let us know when you stop recycling my Willie's material.

@ Sam:

Most of my material is recycled. I steal from everyone. Mix it my heavy dose of self loathing and sometims I get bronze. Most of the time it fails. But it's still a giggle for me. And that's what I'm shooting for.

Kick each other in the balls for fun? Yuck. Last time I got kicked in the balls I was like 20. Even though it was a while back, what I can remember of it was that it really sucked. I'm definitely no badass. I haven't raised a fist or had a fist raised at me in anger since, well, since I was about 20. And again, the memory of it was enough to make me hope it doesn't happen again any time soon. i don't even much care for a manly sock on the shoulder. I do have a firm handshake, though. Hopefully that counts for something.

Fuck me,
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Fuck me,
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I can't believe you revealed the schtick. Ask William D Pervert about boozing, stick ball, twigberry kicks, and all that fratdoucherry that is what made him the man he is today.


I know who you are, alt.


Give Sam a hug. K, thanks. *Hug*

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I never heard the retarded one before. You don't have to ask to use a compound word I randomly typed in. *Cool in my book, btw.*


No I don't know you. But you know me, that's weird. fiend?? coke?? IDK.

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I never heard the retarded one before. You don't have to ask to use a compound word I randomly typed in. *Cool in my book, btw.*


No I don't know you. But you know me, that's weird. fiend?? coke?? IDK.

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Whinery.

Slackery.

Misery.

Daiquiri. (Rum OK for you?)

Cementery.

Sometimes "fuckin' a!" goes to "fuckin ery".

I am very ticklish too. Still, I kick a lot harder than I am ticklish.



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What's with the "Still fat and fuck me,"?

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ok lets see
the more you talk shit the more you"own" yaself

your fat


over 50 years old


can't get pussy unless you pay for it

and you post on the 4th of july ,while other people are out celebrating with their families and friends, your sitting in your dirty ass room hitting the refresh button ova and ova again




stereotype?? naw see your the stereotype: a fat ass middleage white dude that don't get any pussy and uses the internet to say things that he wouldn't have the guts to say inperson


but hey i am happy for you!!! you finally got noticed on xpt did smelly monkey send you a pm? because that is the whole point of you following me around the board


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Of course it the last time you'll respond. I believe you.

Yup. Fat. We've already established that. No denials.

I'm not totally sure where the over 50 thing (or thang, so you'll understand it) came rom. I'm assuming you made it up. You're a whore, after all. It's what you do. When I agreed with you that I was 50, it was sarcasm. Google it. Actually, I'm 44. But I feel 60, so we can split the difference, sug.

Hitting the refresh button ova and ova. On the 4th of July, at that. I'm not much of a partier, to tell the truth. really don't have much family. Lost my dad last year (sorry, you probably never had one of those) and mom has early stage dementia. I spent the good part of the 4th at her house fixing her dinner and puttering around her yard. Wow, that really makes me the moral equivilant of a welfare queen whore. Thanx for clearing that up. I guess my living room is a bit cluttered. Spot on. You should be the new Miss Cleo.

Stereotype? Yeah. I suppose I am. That's the funny thing about sterotypes. They have a spot of truth to them. like you, for instance. Sociopathic shine whore whose parenting skills are less than....what's the word I'm looking for?...good. I'm not proud of being fat. It's something I've always struggled with. True dat. Do you struggle with the morality of being a whore? Of being ghetto? Of course not. You wallow in the filth that you and those like you have created. And you try so hard to make it seem normal.

I would have no problem telling you you're trash face to face. What could it hurt? You are. No questions there.

Stereotypes like me are the only reason you're able to feed your gits a less than sustainable diet. You're welcome.

The only person who I've been pm'd by has been redgoat. High fiving, such as it were. I think Malice sent me a boilerplate "thanx for joining" thing when I first started.

As I've said before, the only reason I've "followed" you is because you entertain me. I say something goofy. You respond. I giggle. See, in your hood, in your home, in your incall, you're a hole. Nothing more, nothing less. But to me, you're a joke. A punchline. A forwarded link. Someone I can abuse, yet not feel guilty. Because, and you know this Summy, you're nothing. If on the 4th you were, God forbid, taken in one of those Roman Candle in the pocket accidents you see on YouTube, no one would care. Well, I'm sure your kids would celebrate. How couldn't they?

Truth is, you're more a side project than anything else. Desi, for all for faults, is a much funner foil for my fuckery. You're a one trick pony. "Fuck you.", "You're fat.". At least Desi has a bit of wit, even though she doesn't know it.

Feel free not to respond. I can hardly wait.

Hoping you have a wonderful week.

Fuck me,
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Dance, little puppet. "the last reply"? Bwahahahahahaha. It took you, what, 2 hours to reply? Whores lie, even to themselves. Bang the gavel, sold to the man in the black ballcap. Time to put you to work, young Kizzy.

Don't feel bad, Summy. You couldn't help yourself. Thank you. You truly have given me a giggle. Thank you.

Of course, you're still not as clever as Desi. Reach for the stars, Summy.

Looking forward to your next "not- reply",
Barry