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#432180 - 07/01/09 08:40 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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For the past few years I've organized a "Death Pool" at work, and have done pretty well. We do the scoring based on the person's age subtracted from 100, so if you pick someone who's 90, you'll get 10 points. Usually folks picks the older celebs for better odds at scoring, but also throw in a couple of younger ones, just in case.

This year I scored on Ed McMahon and was only the second person out of 10 to get on the board, so I'm thinking my chances are looking good. But then 6/25/09 came around and one of my co-workers scored on BOTH Farrah and Jacko...no lie. The chances of both of them dying in the same year had to be slim, but on the same day?!? We now refer to my co-worker as the angel of death.





dont piss her off


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#432181 - 07/04/09 12:01 PM Michael Jackson streaming songs
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#432182 - 07/04/09 12:07 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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If ragheads put on a 9/11-style attack at pedophile Jacko's Staples Center funeral, the people there would deserve it. The event, the people there and the ass backwards disgusting media coverage represent the very worst of America.
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#432183 - 07/04/09 12:17 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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Why would the ragheads bomb it? There will likely be all kind of high ranking, well connected Arabs at the memorial.

Michael was their performing monkey.
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#432184 - 07/04/09 02:20 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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what no motorcade......how cheap.

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#432185 - 07/04/09 06:58 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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Why would the ragheads bomb it? There will likely be all kind of high ranking, well connected Arabs at the memorial.

Michael was their performing monkey.






Right. The one or two Arab princes that had dealinge with Jacko are exactly like the Jihadis who like to blow themselves up to take out infidels.


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#432186 - 07/04/09 07:42 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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#432187 - 07/04/09 08:22 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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Right. The one or two Arab princes that had dealinge with Jacko are exactly like the Jihadis who like to blow themselves up to take out infidels.





Those guys always hire out.

While Kuwait was being liberated, the princes were partying in Cairo.

More likely a far-right-MeVeigh-wannabe like yourself.


How much fertilizer you got stored up, Coke?
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#432188 - 07/04/09 08:31 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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How much fertilizer you got stored up, Coke?






You probably generate 10 lbs of fertilizer every time you take a dump, fat ass.


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#432189 - 07/04/09 09:53 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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How much fertilizer you got stored up, Coke?






You probably generate 10 lbs of fertilizer every time you take a dump, fat ass.







If that's an offer to "buy", I'll have to consult Ceara on an appropriate price.




You want it shipped or are you going to pick it up yourself???
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#432190 - 07/07/09 05:27 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Gotta love Luke Ford.

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"Luke, I understand that very soon hundreds of thousands of People of Color will be gathering to celebrate the life of a probable perderast. Given that this likely is the largest incidence of concerted communal action by this community since the LA riots, I ask: how will you be marking and honoring the life of Michael Jackson?”


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#432191 - 07/07/09 06:05 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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I was disappointed...Given all the hype by the adoring media, I was expecting the little baby raper to rise from the dead during the service.

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#432192 - 07/07/09 08:12 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Haaaaaaaa I forgot this song. This guy once did a vid with Gia and Max etc in it....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5KmXleS1wg
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#432193 - 07/08/09 03:01 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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That is a joke. A great joke.

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#432194 - 07/08/09 11:12 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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CALLER:He (Michael Jackson) is truly the soundtrack of my life. I also have a theory about Sarah Palin as well and I'm going to put it out there on radio, hopefully someone can investigate.

But, I think maybe she did something to Michael Jackson. Maybe there's a scandal there. Maybe she's stepping down because something's about to come out. I don't know, but I'm gonna just put it out there on your show so we'll see.

SHARPTON: All right, thank you for your call, Ashley. That's interesting. I'll put it out, we'll see. I don't know.




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I agree, let's just put that out there. cuz you never know, right? ashley, did sarah pour hemlock in wacko's ear or use a poison tipped spear to bring him down? rev. al wants to know.
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#432195 - 07/09/09 06:52 AM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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I'm shocked Keith Olbermann didn't come up with that line of thought first.
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#432196 - 07/15/09 10:09 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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Michael Jackson was a boy-raping piece of garbage. The world is better without him, his shitty music, or his bizarre shenanigans.

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#432197 - 07/16/09 08:59 AM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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So he was just like you?
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#432198 - 07/16/09 10:57 AM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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What do Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson want for Christmas this year?



Patrick Swayze.
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#432199 - 07/16/09 11:11 AM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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Michael Jackson was a boy-raping piece of garbage. The world is better without him, his shitty music, or his bizarre shenanigans.



What do you think that Jacko did to those kids?

This pic is from Neverland Ranch:



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#432200 - 07/16/09 01:13 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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MICHAEL JACKSON DID NOT MOLEST THOSE CHILDREN!!!!!

He made love to them.
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#432201 - 08/24/09 03:10 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Coroner labels it homicide.
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#432202 - 08/24/09 04:04 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Coroner labels it homicide.





Its 187 for Dr. Feelgood!

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#432203 - 08/24/09 05:59 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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The sad thing is that he probably won't do any jail time.

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#432204 - 08/24/09 06:11 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Do you seriously think jail time rehabilitates anyone?

Fine the dude and revoke his medical license and sends him on his way. Save the taxpayers some money.

EY, you seem like a smart guy to me but I think jail is a waste of time to the people who are being punished as well as the people who pay for them to be punished. On the whole going to jail doesn't seem to do anything for people who like to commit crimes. At least nothing positive.

Sorry, been boozing, just curious how jail time for MJ's doctor will help anyone at all.
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#432205 - 08/24/09 06:48 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Do you seriously think jail time rehabilitates anyone?




I don't agree with sending MJ's doctor to jail, but I don't subscribe to the sentence above. I'm sure there are repeat offenders, but there are also people who go to jail and realize they were in way over their heads. You should try finding some people that have been to prison and talking to them. One thing you'll notice is nobody ever intends on going back there.

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just curious how jail time for MJ's doctor will help anyone at all.




It's a case of knowingly doing something that you know is wrong and facing the consequences. MJ could have easily sought for another doctor to prescribe for him the drugs he needed, but this is a high profile person. When he dies, you can bet heads are gonna roll.
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#432206 - 08/24/09 07:05 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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All the folks I know have done jail time could have have spent that time doing something much more useful. Especially a guy with a MD tacked onto his name.

I don't know where you live Loopnode, but in where I live jail does not seem useful at all. I think the people who have sentences should serve them as public workers. Do things that benefit the city.

Many people who are in prison are already able to practice a trade or vocational skill. Let them do it! Don't let them spend their lives cooped up watching TV all the time.

Just saying, if you have a "debt to society" than it should be something other than sitting in a small room, eating shit food, doing the same thing day after day. It doesn't really help society as a whole.

Time spent in a tiny cell for able bodied men and women is useless to them and the people who pay to feed them.
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#432207 - 08/24/09 07:27 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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I don't know where you live Loopnode, but in where I live jail does not seem useful at all.




I live in LA. Here the whole jail/prison thing works pretty swell if you ask me.
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#432208 - 08/24/09 07:32 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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he will suffer license revocation as an EXAMPLE of Dr. Feelgood's in america...rich or poor....high or low profile...it will be seen by the physicians in the US not to over prescribe patients...leaving a big gap in medicine cabinet junkies around.

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#432209 - 08/24/09 11:32 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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..it will be seen by the physicians in the US not to over prescribe patients...leaving a big gap in medicine cabinet junkies around.




WELL CRAP. There goes my weekend.
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#432210 - 08/25/09 04:16 AM THANK YOU Doctor Conrad Murray & CNN
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Now I know EXACTLY what I need to off someone.....OH YES!!!!


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#432211 - 08/25/09 04:51 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Do you seriously think jail time rehabilitates anyone?

Fine the dude and revoke his medical license and sends him on his way. Save the taxpayers some money.

EY, you seem like a smart guy to me but I think jail is a waste of time to the people who are being punished as well as the people who pay for them to be punished. On the whole going to jail doesn't seem to do anything for people who like to commit crimes. At least nothing positive.

Sorry, been boozing, just curious how jail time for MJ's doctor will help anyone at all.




I am having a hard time answering this without getting too long winded and I know that nobody wants to read all that shit I wrote.

I am not interested in rehabilitating him or in "sending a message" to other drug dealers.

Oh, and if anybody starts that idiotic song and dance about second chances for that hard-on I think my head will explode.
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#432212 - 08/25/09 05:11 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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I am having a hard time answering this without getting too long winded and I know that nobody wants to read all that shit I wrote.

I am not interested in rehabilitating him or in "sending a message" to other drug dealers.

Oh, and if anybody starts that idiotic song and dance about second chances for that hard-on I think my head will explode.




get out....giving anyone.....

-- At about 1:30 a.m., Murray gave Jackson 10 mg of Valium.

-- At about 2 a.m., he injected Jackson with 2 mg of the anti-anxiety drug Ativan.

-- At about 3 a.m., Murray then administered 2 mg of the sedative Versed.

-- At about 5 a.m., he administered another 2 mg of Ativan.

-- At about 7:30 a.m., Murray gave Jackson yet another 2 mg of Versed while monitoring him with a device that measured the oxygen saturation of his blood.

-- At about 10:40 a.m., "after repeated demands/requests from Jackson," Murray administered 25 mg of propofol, the document said.

is fucking hilarious....if you want to keep your patients alive.....the alternitive is just to give them.....

1-Sodium thiopental: ultra-short action barbiturate, an anaesthetic agent capable of rendering the offender unconscious in a few seconds.
2-Pancuronium: non-depolarizing muscle relaxant, causes complete, fast and sustained paralysis of the skeletal striated muscles, including the diaphragm and the rest of the respiratory muscles; this would eventually cause death by asphyxiation.
3-Potassium chloride: stops the heart, and thus causes death by cardiac arrest.


or otherwise known as....Court ordered Lethal injection.

then again.....death to real junkies.....anyone with that much shit in them at their body proportions should have died....he was hogging all the good percriptions for himself....

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#432213 - 08/25/09 02:07 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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idiotic song and dance about second chances for that hard-on






song
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#432214 - 08/30/09 06:45 PM Re: THANK YOU Doctor Conrad Murray & CNN
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#432215 - 08/31/09 01:54 PM Re: THANK YOU Doctor Conrad Murray & CNN
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Macaulay Culkin may be the father of his child named "Blanket" Sick.





and after years of being michael jacksons toy boy.....he finally gets laid by a girl....you go boy!


now maybe he can get some of wackos $$$$....lord know his parents stole all his cash as a child actor.....

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