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#432130 - 06/25/09 02:47 PM Michael Jackson is going to die
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The legendary singer, 50, reportedly went into cardiac arrest and had to receive CPR in the ambulance,






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#432131 - 06/25/09 02:48 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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In fact, he is now dead.
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#432132 - 06/25/09 02:54 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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#432133 - 06/25/09 02:58 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Fucking pedophile piece of shit. He deserved a more painfule death than cardiac arrest. At least now, hopefully, a human will raise his kids. If he was in debt as bad as they said, his family won't be fighting over them. GOOD RIDDANCE!
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#432134 - 06/25/09 03:00 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Well, I guess his legal problems are over.
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#432135 - 06/25/09 03:19 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Well, I guess his legal problems are over.




But the fun for the kids has just begun. Lawyers will suck the life out of anything for those three kids. They are fucked......plain and simple.
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#432136 - 06/25/09 03:23 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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All I care about is - what will happen with the rights to the Beatles' songs?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#432137 - 06/25/09 03:25 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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The rights will probably be auctioned off to pay his debts. Hopefully McCartney still has enough change left to buy them with out partnering with Yoko.
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#432138 - 06/25/09 04:00 PM Re: Michael Jackson is dead
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Just heard it on the news. He's dead. What a fucking tragedy.
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#432139 - 06/25/09 04:00 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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If only he ate more fat .......
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#432140 - 06/25/09 04:47 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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All I care about is - what will happen with the rights to the Beatles' songs?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




This is the first thing I thought of when I heard Jackson had died.

Even after a huge divorce settlement I think Paul will be able to afford it.

Funny story about the rights to the Beattles Music. Michael Jackson was getting advice on investing from Paul McCartney. This was during their recording of Ebony and Ivory. Well Paul told Michael to invest in Song Copyrights. Well Michael did and the rest is history. Paul didn't talk to Michael ever again.

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#432141 - 06/25/09 05:46 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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MJ has re-incarnated as Jackobear.

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#432142 - 06/25/09 05:52 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Truth be told, his music was just average mindless pop. He just caught a wave at the right time, like the Spice Girls or New Kids on The Block. So his wave was a little bigger. Big whoop.

He should be remembered as a guy who got away with molesting kids because of his money.

I wonder if coroners will find the infamous Winnie the Pooh tattoo on his penis (or a scar where it was removed before his trial). In one of his court cases it came out that the sicko had such a tattoo to get kids to play with his dick.


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#432143 - 06/25/09 05:56 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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He was to pedophilia what OJ is to double homicide.
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#432144 - 06/25/09 07:32 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Truth be told, his music was just average mindless pop. He just caught a wave at the right time... So his wave was a little bigger. Big whoop.




I'm guessing you don't own the Thriller album.
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#432145 - 06/25/09 07:54 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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I recall he hocked the Beatles catalog to Sony Music. He hasn't owned it in some time.

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#432146 - 06/25/09 08:04 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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I recall he hocked the Beatles catalog to Sony Music. He hasn't owned it in some time.




That was after he filed for bankruptcy....in the fire sale.

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#432147 - 06/25/09 08:09 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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I'm guessing you don't own the Thriller album.




I've never heard any of that shit. I also don't know or care who shot J.R., I don't remember much from the Reagan administration, cars in the 80's sucked, disco makes me violent, baseball was played on fake grass, I really can't think of much I really missed '75-90. It was a good time to be in a drunken stupor. I just hope they don't play a bunch of that shit all next week, then again, I don't have to listen where I am now.

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#432148 - 06/25/09 08:30 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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But the fun for the kids has just begun. Lawyers will suck the life out of anything for those three kids. They are fucked......plain and simple.


Octomom wants to adopt them.

Q: What will it take to reunite the Jackson 5?
A: 4 more heart attacks.

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#432149 - 06/25/09 09:08 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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I've never heard any of that shit.




Then you must be very unfamiliar with the definition of smooth.
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#432150 - 06/25/09 09:11 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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LA is going to name a freeway after him.


Michael Jackson Memorial Highway......

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#432151 - 06/25/09 09:14 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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The media is pretending that Jacko was not a pedophile the same way that they pretend Obama is not a socialist.
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#432152 - 06/25/09 09:35 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Thanks Coke, for your "spin" on this subject of an insignificant celebrities death.

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#432153 - 06/25/09 09:46 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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RIP you pervy genius, thank you for Thriller.



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#432154 - 06/25/09 10:59 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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He is survived by three young children





she forgot to mention children he "played" with!

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#432155 - 06/26/09 12:40 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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I think the autopsy results will be very interesting. We should be able to get some insight on any weird diets and any sort of "supplements" MJ was on. Did he really sleep in an hyperbaric chamber? If so did it have any negative effect? What other strange shit might he have been doing to himself?
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#432156 - 06/26/09 07:05 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Did he really sleep in an hyperbaric chamber? If so did it have any negative effect?




Are you fucking retarded? This was a tabloid story from around 1984. This means he probably slept in one of those chambers for several months in the 80s before moving on to another nitwit Hollywood health fad. Why would this show up in an autopsy? Breathing pure oxygen would be no more damaging or helpful than drinking bottled spring water.

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#432157 - 06/26/09 07:43 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Breathing pure oxygen would be no more damaging or helpful than drinking bottled spring water.






Coke is right, if bottled spring water were poisonous.

Oxygen Toxicity

You know, I'm starting to think you're not the genius you hold yourself out to be.
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#432158 - 06/26/09 08:13 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Someone told me at first that he died from food poisoning, that he ate a 9 year old wiener.

Forgive me, that's not funny, I feel awful.

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#432159 - 06/26/09 09:43 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Quote:

Quote:

Breathing pure oxygen would be no more damaging or helpful than drinking bottled spring water.






Coke is right, if bottled spring water were poisonous.

Oxygen Toxicity

You know, I'm starting to think you're not the genius you hold yourself out to be.





OMG! Why hasn't congress stepped in to stop quacks from making money off of the large (and useless) hyperbaric industry. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbaric_medicine

You and Wormer right on the money. Jacko's dabbling with this idiot health fad 25 years ago is probably the cause of death.

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#432160 - 06/26/09 09:50 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Someone told me at first that he died from food poisoning, that he ate a 9 year old wiener.

Forgive me, that's not funny, I feel awful.



That really is horrible.
I'm going to feel bad too; right after I tell it to my friends. Bitch. LOL
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#432161 - 06/26/09 11:41 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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They've impounded his doctor's car which was in his driveway last night and are looking for him. He hasn't turned up yet today. Drudge has a quick story of possible Demerol overdose so who knows WTF caused him to croak. 6 weeks for the tox results to get back. The tabloids are going to have a field day.
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#432162 - 06/26/09 12:07 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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The local paper today ran a story which quoted Jermaine saying the family was quite concerned about the 'medications' he was taking. Apparently Jacko had a cracked vertebrae and broken leg and all the dancing in the rehearsals required some chemical assistance.
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#432163 - 06/26/09 12:31 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Quote:

Quote:

All I care about is - what will happen with the rights to the Beatles' songs?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




This is the first thing I thought of when I heard Jackson had died.

Even after a huge divorce settlement I think Paul will be able to afford it.

Funny story about the rights to the Beattles Music. Michael Jackson was getting advice on investing from Paul McCartney. This was during their recording of Ebony and Ivory. Well Paul told Michael to invest in Song Copyrights. Well Michael did and the rest is history. Paul didn't talk to Michael ever again.




Funny story. Too bad Michael Jackson had nothing to do with Ebony and Ivory. That was McCartney and Stevie Wonder.
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#432164 - 06/26/09 12:54 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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He got the song wrong, but that stories true. It was just during the recording of This Girl Is Mine I think. McCartney's butt hurt feelings despite the fact that he himself made tens of millions off copyrights of other people's songs that he owned, and that Michael buying the rights hurt him in no way financially. He didn't own those rights to being with.

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#432165 - 06/26/09 01:00 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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nearly 20 years old and it still nearly makes me piss myself laughing

Ebony and Ivory SNL 1982

"you're my amigo, negro, let's not fight.."
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#432166 - 06/26/09 01:38 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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http://www.riaa.com/newsitem.php?id=CB8707F0-0454-2B8C-31C4-3ED0C4B24691

RIAA Reaction To The Passing Of Michael Jackson

WASHINGTON - Below is a comment from RIAA Chairman and CEO Mitch Bainwol on the death of Michael Jackson:
"There is no measure of the loss of one of the greatest recording artists, cultural icons and significant figures in all of human history. There is only one Michael Jackson, and there will forever be only one Michael Jackson. Our hearts and prayers go out to his family and his legions and generations of fans."

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#432167 - 06/26/09 02:17 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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There is only one Michael Jackson, and there will forever be only one Michael Jackson.




Major fail!

If you are the chief of the artist club in the US and one of the bigger entertainers ever dies, you really should be able to come with something better than that. This is just plain stupid.
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#432168 - 06/26/09 02:18 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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#432169 - 06/26/09 02:48 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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#432170 - 06/26/09 04:01 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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#432171 - 06/26/09 04:47 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Quote:

Quote:

There is only one Michael Jackson, and there will forever be only one Michael Jackson.




Major fail!

If you are the chief of the artist club in the US and one of the bigger entertainers ever dies, you really should be able to come with something better than that. This is just plain stupid.





hes just at a loss for words at the fact that DEAD entertainers always outsell the LIVING entertainers....

He will be giving one of the Jacksons an award for Michael's contribution to the recording industry economy posthumously.

some Diamond Award...as he will outsurpass the Eagles in that category......sad but true.....

http://www.riaa.com/goldandplatinumdata.php?table=tblDiamond

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#432172 - 06/26/09 07:06 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Jacko collaborated with Paul and Linda (lol) McCartney on "Say Say Say" and "The Girl is Mine"
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#432173 - 06/27/09 12:00 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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http://www.riaa.com/newsitem.php?id=CB8707F0-0454-2B8C-31C4-3ED0C4B24691

RIAA Reaction To The Passing Of Michael Jackson

WASHINGTON - Below is a comment from RIAA Chairman and CEO Mitch Bainwol on the death of Michael Jackson:

"There is only one Michael Jackson, and there will forever be only one Michael Jackson."




A much better Michael Jackson.

Also here.
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#432174 - 06/27/09 11:30 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Lisa Marie's blog. Could be some revisionist history but interesting just the same:

"Lisa Marie Presley, former wife of Michael Jackson, revealed yesterday that the King of Pop -- who died suddenly on Thursday -- feared that he would die like her father, Elvis Presley. In an emotional post on her MySpace blog, Presley wrote, "Years ago Michael and I were having a deep conversation about life in general. I can't recall the exact subject matter but he may have been questioning me about the circumstances of my Fathers Death. At some point he paused, he stared at me very intensely and he stated with an almost calm certainty, 'I am afraid that I am going to end up like him, the way he did.' I promptly tried to deter him from the idea, at which point he just shrugged his shoulders and nodded almost matter of fact as if to let me know, he knew what he knew and that was kind of that." Presley noted, "His family and his loved ones also wanted to save him from this as well but didn't know how and this was 14 years ago. We all worried that this would be the outcome then." Despite years of "indifference and detachment," she described herself as being "truly, truly gutted" and having "unstoppable tears" over Jackson's death, and insisted that her marriage to the pop star was not a "sham," contrary to media reports. "It was an unusual relationship yes, where two unusual people who did not live or know a 'Normal life' found a connection, perhaps with some suspect timing on his part," she wrote. "Nonetheless, I do believe he loved me as much as he could love anyone and I loved him very much." She also declared about Jackson: "He was an incredibly dynamic force and power that was not to be underestimated. When he used it for something good, It was the best and when he used it for something bad, It was really, REALLY bad."
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#432175 - 06/27/09 11:38 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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"Lisa Marie Presley, former wife of Michael Jackson, revealed yesterday that the King of Pop -- who died suddenly on Thursday -- feared that he would die like her father, Elvis Presley.




Busting his aortic valve while shunting out last nights deep fried peanut butter, jelly and bacon sandwiches into a solid gold toilet bowl.

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#432176 - 06/28/09 11:22 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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#432177 - 06/30/09 07:04 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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TMZ reported that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of his kids. It's a good thing for the male kids he's dead. He's probably been molesting them since they were 6 months old.
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#432178 - 06/30/09 07:39 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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EBAY




i rest my case.....dead artist always outsell the living!!!

quick...whos in the next death pool????

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#432179 - 07/01/09 06:23 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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For the past few years I've organized a "Death Pool" at work, and have done pretty well. We do the scoring based on the person's age subtracted from 100, so if you pick someone who's 90, you'll get 10 points. Usually folks picks the older celebs for better odds at scoring, but also throw in a couple of younger ones, just in case.

This year I scored on Ed McMahon and was only the second person out of 10 to get on the board, so I'm thinking my chances are looking good. But then 6/25/09 came around and one of my co-workers scored on BOTH Farrah and Jacko...no lie. The chances of both of them dying in the same year had to be slim, but on the same day?!? We now refer to my co-worker as the angel of death.
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#432180 - 07/01/09 08:40 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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For the past few years I've organized a "Death Pool" at work, and have done pretty well. We do the scoring based on the person's age subtracted from 100, so if you pick someone who's 90, you'll get 10 points. Usually folks picks the older celebs for better odds at scoring, but also throw in a couple of younger ones, just in case.

This year I scored on Ed McMahon and was only the second person out of 10 to get on the board, so I'm thinking my chances are looking good. But then 6/25/09 came around and one of my co-workers scored on BOTH Farrah and Jacko...no lie. The chances of both of them dying in the same year had to be slim, but on the same day?!? We now refer to my co-worker as the angel of death.





dont piss her off


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#432181 - 07/04/09 12:01 PM Michael Jackson streaming songs
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#432182 - 07/04/09 12:07 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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If ragheads put on a 9/11-style attack at pedophile Jacko's Staples Center funeral, the people there would deserve it. The event, the people there and the ass backwards disgusting media coverage represent the very worst of America.
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#432183 - 07/04/09 12:17 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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Why would the ragheads bomb it? There will likely be all kind of high ranking, well connected Arabs at the memorial.

Michael was their performing monkey.
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#432184 - 07/04/09 02:20 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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what no motorcade......how cheap.

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#432185 - 07/04/09 06:58 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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Why would the ragheads bomb it? There will likely be all kind of high ranking, well connected Arabs at the memorial.

Michael was their performing monkey.






Right. The one or two Arab princes that had dealinge with Jacko are exactly like the Jihadis who like to blow themselves up to take out infidels.


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#432186 - 07/04/09 07:42 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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#432187 - 07/04/09 08:22 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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Right. The one or two Arab princes that had dealinge with Jacko are exactly like the Jihadis who like to blow themselves up to take out infidels.





Those guys always hire out.

While Kuwait was being liberated, the princes were partying in Cairo.

More likely a far-right-MeVeigh-wannabe like yourself.


How much fertilizer you got stored up, Coke?
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#432188 - 07/04/09 08:31 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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How much fertilizer you got stored up, Coke?






You probably generate 10 lbs of fertilizer every time you take a dump, fat ass.


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#432189 - 07/04/09 09:53 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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How much fertilizer you got stored up, Coke?






You probably generate 10 lbs of fertilizer every time you take a dump, fat ass.







If that's an offer to "buy", I'll have to consult Ceara on an appropriate price.




You want it shipped or are you going to pick it up yourself???
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#432190 - 07/07/09 05:27 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Gotta love Luke Ford.

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"Luke, I understand that very soon hundreds of thousands of People of Color will be gathering to celebrate the life of a probable perderast. Given that this likely is the largest incidence of concerted communal action by this community since the LA riots, I ask: how will you be marking and honoring the life of Michael Jackson?”


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#432191 - 07/07/09 06:05 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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I was disappointed...Given all the hype by the adoring media, I was expecting the little baby raper to rise from the dead during the service.

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#432192 - 07/07/09 08:12 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Haaaaaaaa I forgot this song. This guy once did a vid with Gia and Max etc in it....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5KmXleS1wg
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#432193 - 07/08/09 03:01 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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That is a joke. A great joke.

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#432194 - 07/08/09 11:12 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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CALLER:He (Michael Jackson) is truly the soundtrack of my life. I also have a theory about Sarah Palin as well and I'm going to put it out there on radio, hopefully someone can investigate.

But, I think maybe she did something to Michael Jackson. Maybe there's a scandal there. Maybe she's stepping down because something's about to come out. I don't know, but I'm gonna just put it out there on your show so we'll see.

SHARPTON: All right, thank you for your call, Ashley. That's interesting. I'll put it out, we'll see. I don't know.




youtube

I agree, let's just put that out there. cuz you never know, right? ashley, did sarah pour hemlock in wacko's ear or use a poison tipped spear to bring him down? rev. al wants to know.
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#432195 - 07/09/09 06:52 AM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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I'm shocked Keith Olbermann didn't come up with that line of thought first.
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#432196 - 07/15/09 10:09 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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Michael Jackson was a boy-raping piece of garbage. The world is better without him, his shitty music, or his bizarre shenanigans.

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#432197 - 07/16/09 08:59 AM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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So he was just like you?
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#432198 - 07/16/09 10:57 AM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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What do Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson want for Christmas this year?



Patrick Swayze.
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#432199 - 07/16/09 11:11 AM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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Michael Jackson was a boy-raping piece of garbage. The world is better without him, his shitty music, or his bizarre shenanigans.



What do you think that Jacko did to those kids?

This pic is from Neverland Ranch:



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#432200 - 07/16/09 01:13 PM Re: Michael Jackson streaming songs
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MICHAEL JACKSON DID NOT MOLEST THOSE CHILDREN!!!!!

He made love to them.
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#432201 - 08/24/09 03:10 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Coroner labels it homicide.
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#432202 - 08/24/09 04:04 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Coroner labels it homicide.





Its 187 for Dr. Feelgood!

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#432203 - 08/24/09 05:59 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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The sad thing is that he probably won't do any jail time.

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#432204 - 08/24/09 06:11 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Do you seriously think jail time rehabilitates anyone?

Fine the dude and revoke his medical license and sends him on his way. Save the taxpayers some money.

EY, you seem like a smart guy to me but I think jail is a waste of time to the people who are being punished as well as the people who pay for them to be punished. On the whole going to jail doesn't seem to do anything for people who like to commit crimes. At least nothing positive.

Sorry, been boozing, just curious how jail time for MJ's doctor will help anyone at all.
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#432205 - 08/24/09 06:48 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Do you seriously think jail time rehabilitates anyone?




I don't agree with sending MJ's doctor to jail, but I don't subscribe to the sentence above. I'm sure there are repeat offenders, but there are also people who go to jail and realize they were in way over their heads. You should try finding some people that have been to prison and talking to them. One thing you'll notice is nobody ever intends on going back there.

Quote:

just curious how jail time for MJ's doctor will help anyone at all.




It's a case of knowingly doing something that you know is wrong and facing the consequences. MJ could have easily sought for another doctor to prescribe for him the drugs he needed, but this is a high profile person. When he dies, you can bet heads are gonna roll.
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#432206 - 08/24/09 07:05 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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All the folks I know have done jail time could have have spent that time doing something much more useful. Especially a guy with a MD tacked onto his name.

I don't know where you live Loopnode, but in where I live jail does not seem useful at all. I think the people who have sentences should serve them as public workers. Do things that benefit the city.

Many people who are in prison are already able to practice a trade or vocational skill. Let them do it! Don't let them spend their lives cooped up watching TV all the time.

Just saying, if you have a "debt to society" than it should be something other than sitting in a small room, eating shit food, doing the same thing day after day. It doesn't really help society as a whole.

Time spent in a tiny cell for able bodied men and women is useless to them and the people who pay to feed them.
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#432207 - 08/24/09 07:27 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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I don't know where you live Loopnode, but in where I live jail does not seem useful at all.




I live in LA. Here the whole jail/prison thing works pretty swell if you ask me.
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#432208 - 08/24/09 07:32 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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he will suffer license revocation as an EXAMPLE of Dr. Feelgood's in america...rich or poor....high or low profile...it will be seen by the physicians in the US not to over prescribe patients...leaving a big gap in medicine cabinet junkies around.

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#432209 - 08/24/09 11:32 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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..it will be seen by the physicians in the US not to over prescribe patients...leaving a big gap in medicine cabinet junkies around.




WELL CRAP. There goes my weekend.
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#432210 - 08/25/09 04:16 AM THANK YOU Doctor Conrad Murray & CNN
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Now I know EXACTLY what I need to off someone.....OH YES!!!!


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#432211 - 08/25/09 04:51 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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Quote:

Do you seriously think jail time rehabilitates anyone?

Fine the dude and revoke his medical license and sends him on his way. Save the taxpayers some money.

EY, you seem like a smart guy to me but I think jail is a waste of time to the people who are being punished as well as the people who pay for them to be punished. On the whole going to jail doesn't seem to do anything for people who like to commit crimes. At least nothing positive.

Sorry, been boozing, just curious how jail time for MJ's doctor will help anyone at all.




I am having a hard time answering this without getting too long winded and I know that nobody wants to read all that shit I wrote.

I am not interested in rehabilitating him or in "sending a message" to other drug dealers.

Oh, and if anybody starts that idiotic song and dance about second chances for that hard-on I think my head will explode.
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#432212 - 08/25/09 05:11 AM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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I am having a hard time answering this without getting too long winded and I know that nobody wants to read all that shit I wrote.

I am not interested in rehabilitating him or in "sending a message" to other drug dealers.

Oh, and if anybody starts that idiotic song and dance about second chances for that hard-on I think my head will explode.




get out....giving anyone.....

-- At about 1:30 a.m., Murray gave Jackson 10 mg of Valium.

-- At about 2 a.m., he injected Jackson with 2 mg of the anti-anxiety drug Ativan.

-- At about 3 a.m., Murray then administered 2 mg of the sedative Versed.

-- At about 5 a.m., he administered another 2 mg of Ativan.

-- At about 7:30 a.m., Murray gave Jackson yet another 2 mg of Versed while monitoring him with a device that measured the oxygen saturation of his blood.

-- At about 10:40 a.m., "after repeated demands/requests from Jackson," Murray administered 25 mg of propofol, the document said.

is fucking hilarious....if you want to keep your patients alive.....the alternitive is just to give them.....

1-Sodium thiopental: ultra-short action barbiturate, an anaesthetic agent capable of rendering the offender unconscious in a few seconds.
2-Pancuronium: non-depolarizing muscle relaxant, causes complete, fast and sustained paralysis of the skeletal striated muscles, including the diaphragm and the rest of the respiratory muscles; this would eventually cause death by asphyxiation.
3-Potassium chloride: stops the heart, and thus causes death by cardiac arrest.


or otherwise known as....Court ordered Lethal injection.

then again.....death to real junkies.....anyone with that much shit in them at their body proportions should have died....he was hogging all the good percriptions for himself....

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#432213 - 08/25/09 02:07 PM Re: Michael Jackson is going to die
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idiotic song and dance about second chances for that hard-on






song
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#432214 - 08/30/09 06:45 PM Re: THANK YOU Doctor Conrad Murray & CNN
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#432215 - 08/31/09 01:54 PM Re: THANK YOU Doctor Conrad Murray & CNN
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Macaulay Culkin may be the father of his child named "Blanket" Sick.





and after years of being michael jacksons toy boy.....he finally gets laid by a girl....you go boy!


now maybe he can get some of wackos $$$$....lord know his parents stole all his cash as a child actor.....

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