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I was so jealous. My friends' older brothers had her poster in their rooms, iconic of teen lust back then, but all I could think of was how to get my hair like that.



C'mon Gian Jerkins, that's not the truth.....YOU, and many many other young female hotties-who-were-not-quite-super-model-caliber of the late 70s & early 80s were inspired to become slutty gobbling whores by Farrah (and the rest of charlie's angels) because it was the only way you could compete with, (and top), the uber hott models of that time period. This is why I always LOVED the sluts & whores growing up and also in later life, their SERVICEY willingness to do whatever it takes to get my mind off the unreachably hott jerk off icons, and get my focus back on the girl who is kneeling in front of me with her mouth open and tongue out.

Seriously, I believe that Farrah and her contemporaries gave birth to the first few generations of porn whores we came to know and splooge to beginning in 1985 through 1992....

Now this leads me to another debauched subject: as young males we jerk off and dream of fucking Farrah and shooting a load deep inside her womb while she smiles at us ... but what exactly do/did chicks of the 1980s masturbate to and think/dream of...???? Did they rub their pussies and dream of Michael Hutchence (of INXS) cumming inside thier twat, or blowing his wad down their throats???

Details like this are the key to successful debauchery....
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