Monkey Bitch only started this thread to lure me out. what a homo.

Let me guess why monkey wants to die...
im gonna be so right on the money..

You met a hot cheap hooker and fell in love when you gave her that 5 dollar bill and
she was actually going to go through with it.



then your heart was broke when you saw your true love with another, just seconds after the few
seconds of gettin it on..



You then started up your old bad habits again. Disgraceful Monkey!



And then you decided to stay awake for 3 weeks. u thought you could become a MMA fighter over night...



Then u freaked and tried to kill your trainer cause u realized you hired a retarded
60 year old lady that was teaching you how to square dance.



you yelled "Monkey Dumb!" And suddenly it was all so clear. u realized that there IS a reason
people beat the monkey. Its Fun. and you want to do it too...beat the monkey till he doesnt move
or convulse any more.

Im with ya monkey.

I say we have a beat the monkey party.

kinda scary how right on i am about that, huh...CREEPY!