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If you are going to off yourself with a handgun, at least grow some balls and use a real, honest-to-goodness revolver, preferably in .357 or .44. A Colt or S&W would be preferred. Absolutely foolproof, no chance of the gun jamming. Budd Dwyer-style if you know what I mean? Watch how easy it is to do it, you can even imagine you are having oral sex with the barrel if it helps to calm your nerves. Just be sure to not push it so far back that you gag or leave it too close to the front of your mouth that it blows out your face and not your brains.

Seriously...if you are gonna do anything right in this life, it is by ending it properly and with some class.
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Darrah Ford's family video archives - Father's Day, 1996: