Quit trying, man, most people fuck it up. A guy I know shot himself but only fucked up half his face. Another guy jumped off the Stewart Street Bridge into the Great Miami River, got stuck up to his ass in mud, water was up to his shoulders. If you cut your wrists, they'll put Kotex on 'em when they rescue you. Hanging never works, and pills might make you barf. Give it up.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy