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#431983 - 06/24/09 09:44 PM
I just attempted to take my own life
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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and I can't promise I won't try again. If for some reason I don't post over say a 3-4 week period it won't be because I quit the board, it will be because I quit living. So if that happens please let my dying wish be to turn the monkey cage over to Mark J and Sammura, thanks for your time.
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#431987 - 06/24/09 10:24 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
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You got me thinking about how I'd go. Injection is probably the easiest, least grotesque way. That's how the pros do it. Although, I don't know the toxins they use in them. Iodine I think is one of them. But, it's getting late and I don't think they sell syringes or iodine at any of the 24/7 drug stores. I've never seen them there. And, if you wait till tomorrow to pick those up, you'll probably just chicken out.
Short of that, a gun or driving off a cliff. I don't know about your area, but they don't have any cliffs around here. They got rivers that roads go over, but all those got bridges with pretty solid side-rails on them. I don't know how I would drive around them to get into the water.
Have you got a gun around? Put the gun in your mouth, get up a ball of nerves, and a flick of the trigger. All it takes.
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#431988 - 06/24/09 10:30 PM
Re: I just attempted to take my own life
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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No need to rush. Can I takea life insurance policy out on you? Accidents happen.
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#431992 - 06/24/09 10:45 PM
Re: I just attempted to take my own life
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quit trying, man, most people fuck it up. A guy I know shot himself but only fucked up half his face. Another guy jumped off the Stewart Street Bridge into the great Miami River, got stuck up to his ass in mud, water was up to his shoulders. If you cut your wrists, they'll put Kotex on 'em when they rescue you. Hanging never works, and pills might make you barf. Give it up.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Well I can't keep living this way, the voices don't allow me to sleep and are starting to tell me to do things I know are wrong, I've had enough, I just want to go.
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#431994 - 06/24/09 10:58 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Meh......
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#431996 - 06/24/09 11:09 PM
Re: I just attempted to take my own life
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Monkey before you take your final trip you should hold a raffle or contest of some sort for your account(s) on XPT. Say "Hi" or "Good bye" to electrostatic(which ever you think is most appropriate) for me while you are at it. Thanks.
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#431997 - 06/24/09 11:18 PM
Re: I just attempted to take my own life
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Just for the sake of argument, if you believed in reincarnation and you had to speculate on who you might come back as in your next incarnation, how would you respond?
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#431999 - 06/24/09 11:42 PM
Re: I just attempted to take my own life
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Be very careful if you opt to use a gun. A Discovery Channel show called "Meth Nation" interviewed a tweeker who tried to eat his gun while high. He aimed poorly and the bullet travelled upwards, taking out the middle of his face. Now he walks around with a freakishly concave face.
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#432000 - 06/24/09 11:50 PM
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#432001 - 06/24/09 11:56 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
-- Dorothy Parker
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#432007 - 06/25/09 09:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Im not dealing with any michael jackson jokes, and this is a serious thread, no pubic crabs and shit, jesus christ
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#432009 - 06/26/09 06:18 PM
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#432010 - 06/26/09 07:13 PM
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again:
Edited by Bluecipher (06/26/09 07:14 PM)
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#432011 - 06/26/09 09:21 PM
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#432012 - 06/26/09 11:40 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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Suicide is merely martyrdom for our cause.
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#432014 - 06/28/09 07:57 PM
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Registered: 04/07/05
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Main Entry:1at·tempt
Pronunciation:\ə-ˈtem(p)t\
Function:transitive verb
Etymology:Middle English, from Anglo-French & Latin; Anglo-French attempter, from Latin attemptare, from ad- + temptare to touch, try — more at tempt
Date:14th century
1: to make an effort to do, accomplish, solve, or effect <attempted to swim the swollen river>
2archaic : tempt
3archaic : to try to subdue or take by force : attack
— at·tempt·able \-ˈtem(p)-tə-bəl\ adjective
synonyms attempt, try, endeavor, essay, strive mean to make an effort to accomplish an end. attempt stresses the initiation or beginning of an effort <will attempt to photograph the rare bird>. try is often close to attempt but may stress effort or experiment made in the hope of testing or proving something <tried to determine which was the better procedure>. endeavor heightens the implications of exertion and difficulty <endeavored to find crash survivors in the mountains>. essay implies difficulty but also suggests tentative trying or experimenting <will essay a dramatic role for the first time>. strive implies great exertion against great difficulty and specifically suggests persistent effort <continues to strive for peace>.
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That's an odd word to use in regards to taking one's life. Ending ones life isn't really hard if you are so inclined, not something you would "attempt" to do.
Also, isn't this old news, as in this thread has "jumped the shark."
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#432015 - 06/28/09 08:48 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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Well, there are very few things that can pass as "attempts" at suicide that are conducive to an internet forum. I mean, you can't exactly sit down at your computer and leisurely type out your story about attempting to shoot yourself in the head, or attempting to jump off a building, or attempting to hang yourself, or any of a number of any other messy alternatives to taking some "pills" since there would obviously be physical damage requiring intervention even if it wasn't successful.
By the way, I suspect that this thread is completely all about "jumping the shark".
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#432024 - 07/23/09 07:52 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/12/03
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Loc: San Pornando Valley
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Monkey Bitch only started this thread to lure me out. what a homo. Let me guess why monkey wants to die... im gonna be so right on the money.. You met a hot cheap hooker and fell in love when you gave her that 5 dollar bill and she was actually going to go through with it.  then your heart was broke when you saw your true love with another, just seconds after the few seconds of gettin it on..  You then started up your old bad habits again. Disgraceful Monkey!  And then you decided to stay awake for 3 weeks. u thought you could become a MMA fighter over night...  Then u freaked and tried to kill your trainer cause u realized you hired a retarded 60 year old lady that was teaching you how to square dance.  you yelled "Monkey Dumb!" And suddenly it was all so clear. u realized that there IS a reason people beat the monkey. Its Fun. and you want to do it too...beat the monkey till he doesnt move or convulse any more. Im with ya monkey. I say we have a beat the monkey party. kinda scary how right on i am about that, huh...CREEPY!
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#432025 - 07/23/09 07:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Sorry Mr. poo this is isn't the same monkey. Some one else is behind the wheel.
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#432027 - 07/23/09 08:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I don't know if the original was Chico Wang or not. All I know is the original one isn't this one.
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#432029 - 07/23/09 04:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Ahh mr poo, to think you were 60 pounds lighter, hair line a little thicker and in an industry that was a thosand times stronger when you last posted here, and even then you were considered a loser, I shudder to think of the state of your life these days, answering the phones must not feel the same knowing kami and gen aren't going to be on the other end giving you a 5% chance at a pity fuck.
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Sorry Mr. poo this is isn't the same monkey. Some one else is behind the wheel.
There is a level of truth to this, a part of the real monkey died when hailey paige did.
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so the real monkey is dead? cause if it was who i thought... he is rotting, 6ft under and the world is a better place without the piece of shit, douche bag, ass.
I'd like to see if you could come up with three reasons why life is worth living, or three people who care that you are alive poo. No need to make them public, more for yourself. Want a chocolate covered peanut? It has a crunchy shell.
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I don't know if the original was Chico Wang or not. All I know is the original one isn't this one.
Ohh? Please share, or is it just not the monkey you care to remember?
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#432030 - 07/23/09 11:54 PM
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Pervert
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Attempted suicide is nothing more than abject failure.
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#432032 - 07/24/09 02:56 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/12/03
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Loc: San Pornando Valley
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Ahh mr poo, to think you were 60 pounds lighter, hair line a little thicker and in an industry that was a thosand times stronger when you last posted here, and even then you were considered a loser, I shudder to think of the state of your life these days, answering the phones must not feel the same knowing kami and gen aren't going to be on the other end giving you a 5% chance at a pity fuck.
Monkey your funny. U knew me better before. if i was 60 lbs lighter i would of been weighing in at 100 lbs. Hair line? HA havent had a hairline in id say 10 years of shaving it bald every day...Its a bummer the industry isnt doing the best, but the offers i have are alot better than what i had before and they keep commin in. I dont even know half the people asking me to go work for them. I dont know if i want to come back to the buisness. And hey I never fucked Gen. Kami, yes. the 5% chance of the pity fuck? hows that make any sense. she was my girlfriend. we boned alot. it was more like 5% chance i was the first dick in her that day.
And yes. loser. me. not the guy posting how he is gonna do himself in. and what else did u do in the 4 years ive been gone monkey. posted here? and....posted here? griped complaned whined and bitched your little black heart out? well i bet its a good way to vent your frustrations. Im sure the wife is glad your not hitting her anymore, well as often..
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#432035 - 08/01/09 01:53 PM
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If you do go through with it I am sure you will return as you have in the past.How many time have you resurrected since I regged? Three?Four times? 
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