[Burg waves frantically spastic like a cripple, with cerebral palsy, and with a hot dog with too much mustard in his hand, trying to get manny Ramirez' attention at Dodger Stadium the same night as the National Human Growth Hormone Promotional Society is there...] Hi Smelly Monkey! [/Burg stops waving, takes bite out of hot dog]


I want you to know Monkey, I got your back....[Burg Sharpens dagger he bought near an Israel Archaeological Dig outside Meggiddo from a guy name Buchenhagen....*play Exorcist Theme*]