this is the best line:

"I do date on occasion. Although sometimes I feel like dating is such a front. Maybe I have just been led on too often. Or maybe I am just too jaded. But seriously I have guys telling me all this shit about themselves and the way they are, only to find out after we get together that they are all lies. I’ve had guys steal from me, fuck my friends; I mean seriously I could go on and on."

up next week: Courtney surprised to learn guys like pizza, wearing white t-shirts.