See, this is why for the better part of 4 years, right up until Holly married the Englishman who is now Mr Holly Randall, I actually believed that I, Da Burglar, had a shot at possibly wooing Holly's heart....because of Holly's obvious infatuation and lust for Sal McKVagrant!
It is so clear that Holly retains some deep inner affection for this erstwhile open-toed sandal wearing/Chimichanga eating blob of humanity known as Sal Mckvey....Holly wants this guy, she always has right from the very first moment four years ago when the XPT community first noticed this idiot (thanks, btw, to MONSTAR.) Holly wants to feel Sal's MUSHY Transgendered BELLY bouncing up and down off Holly's lovely milk white tummy and thighs as he plows her beanfield with his 3-3/4" Penile appendage. I wish I had the picture that LUKE snapped of Holly in her Bubble bathtub reading the book "Making Love out of Nothing at All: The Sal Mckvey story"
See, Bornyo, Willie, Gia, Monkey, Jeff.....and ALL the XPT community....I Da Burg, always felt that if Holly could cultivate lustful, intense interest and passion about a creature such as Sal MckVey, then even my battered, wrecked, hideous crippled being stood a chance to one day wheel my penis right into holly's lovely vaginal garage....I believed that Holly could learn to love my jaded intellectual crippled ass brand of debauchery, just as she learned to love Sal.
But it is all gone now man, ONLY THE CHEESE IS AS IT WAS....Real California, Its the cheese.... I'll always "Luv" Holly (but from now on, in a brother-sister manner), even if she preferred the open-toed sandal wearing chimichanga scarfing monstrosity over ....*sob* *Sniff*.....me....