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#431404 - 06/22/09 01:43 PM
My Governor is Missing!
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Porn Jesus
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Another exciting chapter in South Carolina Politics.Odd, especially since he was perceived to be positioning himself for a run at the White house. Quote:
une 22, 2009
Categories: 2012
Sanford goes missing
Not a joke:
The whereabouts of Gov. Mark Sanford have been unknown to state officials since Thursday, and some state leaders are questioning who is in charge of the executive office.
Neither the governor’s office nor the State Law Enforcement Division, which provides security for governors, has been able to reach Sanford after he left the mansion in a black SLED Suburban SUV, said Sen. Jake Knotts and three others familiar with the situation but who declined to be identified.
Sanford’s last known whereabouts were near Atlanta, where a mobile telephone tower picked up a signal from his phone, authorities said.
First lady Jenny Sanford told The Associated Press today her husband has been gone for several days and she doesn't know where he is.
The governor’s personal and state phones have been turned off and he has not responded to phone and text message since Thursday, a source said.
Jenny Sanford said she was not concerned.
She said the governor said he needed time away from their children to write something.
The governor’s office issued a statement Monday afternoon: "Gov. Sanford is taking some time away from the office this week to recharge after the stimulus battle and the legislative session, and to work on a couple of projects that have fallen by the wayside.
"We are not going to discuss the specifics of his travel arrangements or his security arrangements.
One official familiar with the situation said there is no indication that foul play is involved because Sanford occasionally makes trips without his security detail.
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#431405 - 06/22/09 02:18 PM
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Was this the guy that wanted to refuse the stimulus $$ if he couldn't use it to pay down debt? If so, then I don't expect his return.
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#431406 - 06/22/09 02:40 PM
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I like Mark Sandford.
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#431407 - 06/22/09 02:42 PM
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Yeah that's him. I think his Presidential aspirations are over regardless- you wouldn't leave your wife and kids on Father's Day and them not know where you are.
I suspect he almost had a nervous breakdown due to the political wrangling he just went through, and had to go to a mental facility and his wife just isn't saying.
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#431408 - 06/22/09 03:22 PM
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She said the governor said he needed time away from their children to write something.
He's not with his family on Father's Day because he's writing something?
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#431409 - 06/22/09 03:26 PM
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#431410 - 06/22/09 05:02 PM
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Burg knows.....The Gubna is either A) In a Rapid Detox Facility getting his system cleaned and cleared of all Benzos and Opiates after nearly OD'ng and/or having his once reliable source (i.e. a corrupt Doctor or some Large Smelly Black Man named Jerome) busted... B) Screwing the shit out of some totally hott Stripper after realizing his presidential aspirations are kaput...I think at this very moment He is splooging his executive load down her non-lubricated throat, and she is realizing for the first time that she actually enjoys it.... Seriously, back in 1996-1998, when I was ... "in charge"... of a 150 million dollar sales/marketing division of a Billion dollar corporation, I'd often "disappear" for a day or two at a time, and all my underlings/subordinates/salesreps (and even my executive assistant between whose tits I jerked off once a week) would all stand around with their thumbs up their collective asses, sending me page after electronic page, waiting and wondering where the fuck I was ... when I'd get back I'd chastise them by pointing out that 99.97% of the problems and issues they supposedly needed me to "solve" fell within their sphere of job responsibilities, and I'd end the chastisement with "Just what THEEE fuck am I and the corporation paying you for exactly????" I never would answer the question about where I was and what (or WHO) I was DOING....mainly because I often didnt remember  Functional Addiction and substance abuse is the KEY to a life worth living, let me tell ya.... 
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#431413 - 06/22/09 06:53 PM
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He could be pulling a David Carradine hat-trick somewhere.
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#431414 - 06/22/09 07:14 PM
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He could be pulling a David Carradine hat-trick somewhere.
Maybe a neck-trick?
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#431415 - 06/22/09 09:14 PM
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The dude just went through a pretty bad political standoff here. Basically our State government has run itself fiscally responsibly and has been hurt by losses in pension investments and things out of his control. He wanted to apply the stimulus to debt incurred due to lost investments and the feds won't allow it. They want to creat programs one-time funded by the stimulus that will be further burdens down the road. I have met him. I know people that know him. He is fundamentally opposed to this on principle. He has stood alone in the country on this and yes there has been political hay to make on the controversy but my personal opinion is that this last legislative session beat him to a pulp and he had to go off somewhere to decompress and possibly get some counseling. And of course his wife has known where he is all along.
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#431416 - 06/22/09 09:39 PM
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Another exciting chapter in South Carolina Politics.
I don't even know how you came up with that nonsense, but it IS funny. 
Hey sweetheart, you might want to look into the American Civil War and preceding that, look into John C. Calhoun. Following the Civil War look into a party called the DixieCrats and a few fellows named Strom Thurmond, Dick riley, Fritz Hollings, Lindsey Graham... and the list goes on. It's never the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.
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#431417 - 06/22/09 10:18 PM
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Good thing I Googled before I commented, I almost blamed SC for John Edwards.
I also read that the Gov. is hiking the Appalachian in GA.
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#431418 - 06/22/09 10:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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John Edwards is not the kind of mistake we make. Please post a link to the App. Trail hike. It fits.
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#431419 - 06/22/09 10:56 PM
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Here go Brutha. web page "S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford’s staff said late Monday that the governor is hiking on the Appalachian Trail, ending four days during which staff and state officials said they had not heard from him. Neither Sanford’s office nor the State Law Enforcement Division, which provides security for governors, had been able to reach Sanford since he left the mansion Thursday in a black Suburban SUV assigned to his security detail, said state Sen. Jake Knotts , R-Lexington, and three others familiar with the situation, but who declined to be identified. Joel Sawyer, the governor’s spokesman would not disclose where on the trail the governor was hiking, nor would he reveal whether Sanford was hiking alone......" I hope he went hiking with his kids for Father's Day. If Paulie Walnuts and Christopher lost him, it would make for a good story though.
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#431420 - 06/23/09 12:12 AM
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I'll vote for anyone willing to ignore a holiday invented by a greeting card company. Anyone.
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#431421 - 06/23/09 12:02 PM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
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She said the governor said he needed time away from their children to write something.
He's not with his family on Father's Day because he's writing something?
It's Father's Day, not Wife and Kid's Day. If he wants to bail, then that is his prerogative. It is his day, after all.
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#431422 - 06/23/09 06:38 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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She said the governor said he needed time away from their children to write something.
He's not with his family on Father's Day because he's writing something?
It's Father's Day, not Wife and Kid's Day. If he wants to bail, then that is his prerogative. It is his day, after all.
Without letting his wife, family, Lt. Governor, or state police know where he will be for 5 days? Then claim you were out hiking in the mountains for 5 days without telling anybody where you were going, where you are, or when you'll be back, and when to start worrying you might be lying in a ravine with a broken leg or have been mauled by a wild animal or tied up to a tree by a crazy hillbilly and ass raped while being told to squeal like a pig? I don't think that is a right, that is a cover-up.
If it is true (and it isn't) it is a reflection of his colossal poor judgment and an indication to everybody he needs to be removed from public office to find a job that he can handle without cracking up and running into the woods for 5 days until being dragged back.
Of course, nobody really believes he was hiking in the woods for the last five days anyway and I'd like to put down a few bucks on that with anybody who wants to bet me he was. The truth will come out eventually. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but it will eventually. Mark my words.
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#431423 - 06/23/09 06:44 PM
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Human Garbage
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UPDATE: Several different sources indicate he drove to Atlanta and boarded a plane several days ago. Anybody out there still believe he was out hiking in the woods for 5 days?
Update: Cellphone reportedly traced to Atlanta by office staff and State police when they couldn't reach him several days ago.
Update: South Carolina Government vehicle the Gov. was supposedly driving claimed to be seen at KATL airport (where there are tons of security cameras around).
Edited by E.Y.Davis (06/23/09 06:51 PM)
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#431425 - 06/23/09 07:57 PM
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nothing funner than watching Republicans try to justify their leaders idiot behavior haha P.S. Sunday was Hike Naked Day on the App trail! this is just about as ridiculous a story as South Carolina is a state 
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#431427 - 06/23/09 08:08 PM
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Human Garbage
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There has got to be odds in Las Vegas on this. Does anybody know if there is a betting website that sponsors these types of non-sporting events?
Homosexual affair 1:1 odds
Heterosexual affair 2:1 odds
illegal drug addiction 3:1 odds
Undisclosed mental illness 4:1 odds
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#431428 - 06/23/09 08:15 PM
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Props to Elaborator for trying to get me worked up. I'm sure the man was hiking the trail and sure his wife knew and sure his staff could get him if anything life threatening or an emergency happened. I don't want or expect you people to understand SC politics but it is easy for me to see how his political enemies would try to blow this out of proportion. "Fathers Day" is a fake Hallmark Holiday so that doesn't figure into the equation at all to thinking people. Mothers Day is the same but it's impossible to ignore that one without looking like a piece of shit.
The man has his enemies and this is the home of Lee Atwater, after all.
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#431429 - 06/23/09 08:20 PM
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I guess the dumb fuck could not afford a satellite phone to take with him in case of emergency, if he was in the woods.
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#431430 - 06/23/09 08:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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He turned it off numbnuts. That would be the red button on most phones. Press and hold it sometime and enjoy the serenity.
Edit: Who is to say he didn't have one. His aides and wife weren't worried, only his political enemies. I'll say this- this story sure took the attention off the SC Lt. Governor being outed recently for being gay.
Edited by Bornyo (06/23/09 08:28 PM)
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#431431 - 06/23/09 10:40 PM
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bornyo...really man...this is strange you have to admit. I love the fact that he has ruined his presidential aspirations tho  i thought at first he was having his weekend at bornyo's
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#431433 - 06/23/09 10:57 PM
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really tho Bornyo...you combine yr state with North Carolina and you will only be half as fucked up as you currently are!
think about it...
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#431434 - 06/24/09 08:47 AM
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Argentina?well okay... Appalachian Trail and Argentina both start with A... why can't republicans stop lying?
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#431436 - 06/24/09 08:59 AM
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um yeah ... it really is.
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#431437 - 06/24/09 09:04 AM
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Secret trip to South America, huh? Better update my odds.
Homosexual affair 1:1 odds
Transexual affair 1.5:1
Heterosexual affair 2:1 odds
illegal drug addiction 3:1 odds
Undisclosed mental illness 4:1 odds
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#431439 - 06/24/09 11:55 AM
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The dude was banging an Argentinian broad. link
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#431440 - 06/24/09 12:06 PM
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Disappointing. The "god's law" bullshit aside, he seems like a decent guy...
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#431442 - 06/24/09 12:40 PM
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I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. I still don't know for sure if it was a man, a woman, or a trannie and I got a couple of bets in. If only there had been some sort of evangelical christian conservative republican gathering nearby, I would be a freakin millionaire right now.  Hey, I didn't dislike the guy, but I'm not a slave to partisan politics, so when a human being starts acting shady (it doesn't matter what letter he puts after his name "D", "R", or "I") you know how its gonna end.
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#431443 - 06/24/09 01:16 PM
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Shit almighty!
[JimRome] Uh-oh! [/JimRome]
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#431444 - 06/24/09 05:19 PM
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Next headline out of Columbia S.C. Tranny enters politician; HIV outbreak rumored.
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#431446 - 06/24/09 06:12 PM
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"I spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina," he said.
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Hahahahaahahah. I guess he was too busy with a goodbye bj to turn on his phone.
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#431451 - 06/24/09 08:00 PM
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hy-poc-ri-sy
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Use hypocrisy in a Sentence
–noun, plural -sies.
1. a pretense of having a virtuous character, moral or religious beliefs or principles, etc., that one does not really possess.
2. a pretense of having some desirable or publicly approved attitude.
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#431453 - 06/24/09 08:24 PM
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I'm missing the part where Sanford said he possesses perfect character. But I'm sure he's expressed a belief that character is something everyone (including himself) should aspire to.
Before Dems Elliot Spitzer and Gary Hart fucked around, did they announce "I'm against traditional values". Don't think so. Dem fornicaters are just as hypocritical as Sanford by your logic, but comparatively speaking they always get a free ride.
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#431454 - 06/24/09 09:45 PM
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"traditional values" and god bullshit aside, it will be a shame if Sanford goes. I don't really agree with all of his conservative/christian stuff, but for a man cut from that cloth he seems quite reasonable.
There is a lot of schadenfreude going on right now on teh internets. I think infidelity is something between spouses.
....unless you make your bones prosecuting hookers and then get caught actually fucking hookers...
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