There has got to be odds in Las Vegas on this. Does anybody know if there is a betting website that sponsors these types of non-sporting events?

Homosexual affair 1:1 odds
Heterosexual affair 2:1 odds
illegal drug addiction 3:1 odds
Undisclosed mental illness 4:1 odds
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