Burg knows.....The Gubna is either

A) In a Rapid Detox Facility getting his system cleaned and cleared of all Benzos and Opiates after nearly OD'ng and/or having his once reliable source (i.e. a corrupt Doctor or some Large Smelly Black Man named Jerome) busted...

B) Screwing the shit out of some totally hott Stripper after realizing his presidential aspirations are kaput...I think at this very moment He is splooging his executive load down her non-lubricated throat, and she is realizing for the first time that she actually enjoys it....


Seriously, back in 1996-1998, when I was ... "in charge"... of a 150 million dollar sales/marketing division of a Billion dollar corporation, I'd often "disappear" for a day or two at a time, and all my underlings/subordinates/salesreps (and even my executive assistant between whose tits I jerked off once a week) would all stand around with their thumbs up their collective asses, sending me page after electronic page, waiting and wondering where the fuck I was ... when I'd get back I'd chastise them by pointing out that 99.97% of the problems and issues they supposedly needed me to "solve" fell within their sphere of job responsibilities, and I'd end the chastisement with "Just what THEEE fuck am I and the corporation paying you for exactly????" I never would answer the question about where I was and what (or WHO) I was DOING....mainly because I often didnt remember

Functional Addiction and substance abuse is the KEY to a life worth living, let me tell ya....