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#431404 - 06/22/09 01:43 PM My Governor is Missing!
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Another exciting chapter in South Carolina Politics.

Odd, especially since he was perceived to be positioning himself for a run at the White house.

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une 22, 2009
Categories: 2012
Sanford goes missing

Not a joke:

The whereabouts of Gov. Mark Sanford have been unknown to state officials since Thursday, and some state leaders are questioning who is in charge of the executive office.

Neither the governor’s office nor the State Law Enforcement Division, which provides security for governors, has been able to reach Sanford after he left the mansion in a black SLED Suburban SUV, said Sen. Jake Knotts and three others familiar with the situation but who declined to be identified.

Sanford’s last known whereabouts were near Atlanta, where a mobile telephone tower picked up a signal from his phone, authorities said.

First lady Jenny Sanford told The Associated Press today her husband has been gone for several days and she doesn't know where he is.

The governor’s personal and state phones have been turned off and he has not responded to phone and text message since Thursday, a source said.

Jenny Sanford said she was not concerned.

She said the governor said he needed time away from their children to write something.

The governor’s office issued a statement Monday afternoon: "Gov. Sanford is taking some time away from the office this week to recharge after the stimulus battle and the legislative session, and to work on a couple of projects that have fallen by the wayside.

"We are not going to discuss the specifics of his travel arrangements or his security arrangements.

One official familiar with the situation said there is no indication that foul play is involved because Sanford occasionally makes trips without his security detail.





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#431405 - 06/22/09 02:18 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Was this the guy that wanted to refuse the stimulus $$ if he couldn't use it to pay down debt? If so, then I don't expect his return.
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#431406 - 06/22/09 02:40 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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I like Mark Sandford.
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#431407 - 06/22/09 02:42 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Yeah that's him. I think his Presidential aspirations are over regardless- you wouldn't leave your wife and kids on Father's Day and them not know where you are.

I suspect he almost had a nervous breakdown due to the political wrangling he just went through, and had to go to a mental facility and his wife just isn't saying.

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#431408 - 06/22/09 03:22 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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She said the governor said he needed time away from their children to write something.




He's not with his family on Father's Day because he's writing something?



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#431409 - 06/22/09 03:26 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Another exciting chapter in South Carolina Politics.






I don't even know how you came up with that nonsense, but it IS funny.
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#431410 - 06/22/09 05:02 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Burg knows.....The Gubna is either

A) In a Rapid Detox Facility getting his system cleaned and cleared of all Benzos and Opiates after nearly OD'ng and/or having his once reliable source (i.e. a corrupt Doctor or some Large Smelly Black Man named Jerome) busted...

B) Screwing the shit out of some totally hott Stripper after realizing his presidential aspirations are kaput...I think at this very moment He is splooging his executive load down her non-lubricated throat, and she is realizing for the first time that she actually enjoys it....


Seriously, back in 1996-1998, when I was ... "in charge"... of a 150 million dollar sales/marketing division of a Billion dollar corporation, I'd often "disappear" for a day or two at a time, and all my underlings/subordinates/salesreps (and even my executive assistant between whose tits I jerked off once a week) would all stand around with their thumbs up their collective asses, sending me page after electronic page, waiting and wondering where the fuck I was ... when I'd get back I'd chastise them by pointing out that 99.97% of the problems and issues they supposedly needed me to "solve" fell within their sphere of job responsibilities, and I'd end the chastisement with "Just what THEEE fuck am I and the corporation paying you for exactly????" I never would answer the question about where I was and what (or WHO) I was DOING....mainly because I often didnt remember

Functional Addiction and substance abuse is the KEY to a life worth living, let me tell ya....

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#431411 - 06/22/09 05:15 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Maybe he decided to give himself an enema in a cave and had a heart attack.

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#431413 - 06/22/09 06:53 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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He could be pulling a David Carradine hat-trick somewhere.
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#431414 - 06/22/09 07:14 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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He could be pulling a David Carradine hat-trick somewhere.



Maybe a neck-trick?

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#431415 - 06/22/09 09:14 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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The dude just went through a pretty bad political standoff here. Basically our State government has run itself fiscally responsibly and has been hurt by losses in pension investments and things out of his control. He wanted to apply the stimulus to debt incurred due to lost investments and the feds won't allow it. They want to creat programs one-time funded by the stimulus that will be further burdens down the road. I have met him. I know people that know him. He is fundamentally opposed to this on principle. He has stood alone in the country on this and yes there has been political hay to make on the controversy but my personal opinion is that this last legislative session beat him to a pulp and he had to go off somewhere to decompress and possibly get some counseling. And of course his wife has known where he is all along.

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#431416 - 06/22/09 09:39 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Another exciting chapter in South Carolina Politics.



I don't even know how you came up with that nonsense, but it IS funny.




Hey sweetheart, you might want to look into the American Civil War and preceding that, look into John C. Calhoun. Following the Civil War look into a party called the DixieCrats and a few fellows named Strom Thurmond, Dick riley, Fritz Hollings, Lindsey Graham... and the list goes on. It's never the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.

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#431417 - 06/22/09 10:18 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Good thing I Googled before I commented, I almost blamed SC for John Edwards.

I also read that the Gov. is hiking the Appalachian in GA.
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#431418 - 06/22/09 10:42 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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John Edwards is not the kind of mistake we make. Please post a link to the App. Trail hike. It fits.

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#431419 - 06/22/09 10:56 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Here go Brutha.

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"S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford’s staff said late Monday that the governor is hiking on the Appalachian Trail, ending four days during which staff and state officials said they had not heard from him.

Neither Sanford’s office nor the State Law Enforcement Division, which provides security for governors, had been able to reach Sanford since he left the mansion Thursday in a black Suburban SUV assigned to his security detail, said state Sen. Jake Knotts , R-Lexington, and three others familiar with the situation, but who declined to be identified.

Joel Sawyer, the governor’s spokesman would not disclose where on the trail the governor was hiking, nor would he reveal whether Sanford was hiking alone......"


I hope he went hiking with his kids for Father's Day. If Paulie Walnuts and Christopher lost him, it would make for a good story though.
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#431420 - 06/23/09 12:12 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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I'll vote for anyone willing to ignore a holiday invented by a greeting card company. Anyone.

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#431421 - 06/23/09 12:02 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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She said the governor said he needed time away from their children to write something.




He's not with his family on Father's Day because he's writing something?







It's Father's Day, not Wife and Kid's Day. If he wants to bail, then that is his prerogative. It is his day, after all.
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#431422 - 06/23/09 06:38 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Quote:

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She said the governor said he needed time away from their children to write something.




He's not with his family on Father's Day because he's writing something?







It's Father's Day, not Wife and Kid's Day. If he wants to bail, then that is his prerogative. It is his day, after all.




Without letting his wife, family, Lt. Governor, or state police know where he will be for 5 days? Then claim you were out hiking in the mountains for 5 days without telling anybody where you were going, where you are, or when you'll be back, and when to start worrying you might be lying in a ravine with a broken leg or have been mauled by a wild animal or tied up to a tree by a crazy hillbilly and ass raped while being told to squeal like a pig? I don't think that is a right, that is a cover-up.

If it is true (and it isn't) it is a reflection of his colossal poor judgment and an indication to everybody he needs to be removed from public office to find a job that he can handle without cracking up and running into the woods for 5 days until being dragged back.


Of course, nobody really believes he was hiking in the woods for the last five days anyway and I'd like to put down a few bucks on that with anybody who wants to bet me he was. The truth will come out eventually. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but it will eventually. Mark my words.

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#431423 - 06/23/09 06:44 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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UPDATE: Several different sources indicate he drove to Atlanta and boarded a plane several days ago. Anybody out there still believe he was out hiking in the woods for 5 days?

Update: Cellphone reportedly traced to Atlanta by office staff and State police when they couldn't reach him several days ago.

Update: South Carolina Government vehicle the Gov. was supposedly driving claimed to be seen at KATL airport (where there are tons of security cameras around).



Edited by E.Y.Davis (06/23/09 06:51 PM)
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#431424 - 06/23/09 07:13 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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E.Y., that his last know location was Atlanta was in the article My Girl linked to.

The Appalachian Trail doesn't go through South Carolina. I just looked on Google Maps. It's over a 4 hour drive to the trail head in N. Georgia (near South Carolina) from Columbia, S.C.. It's a 2 hour 20 minute drive from Atlanta to the trail head.

Plus, other people could have been flying in to go hiking with him. Atlanta is by far the easiest airport to get to via air in the region.

The article also says they've gotten frustrated with him a lot that he's not following security detail. Disappearing for 5 days by far the largest security breach. Could have been his wife was just scared when all kind of official people started asking where the fuck he was, she knew he'd fucked up and didn't wanna get involved. Or, maybe she's just a ditz he's sick and tired of anyway so he didn't tell her.

The ignoring the security issues is just his way of rebelling against the microscope his life is under?

I of course have no personal knowledge of where he was. Just playing detective.

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#431425 - 06/23/09 07:57 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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nothing funner than watching Republicans try to justify their leaders idiot behavior haha

P.S. Sunday was Hike Naked Day on the App trail!

this is just about as ridiculous a story as South Carolina is a state

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#431426 - 06/23/09 08:01 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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I think he finally realized he was the gov of South Carolina- that kind of shame is hard to take.

Or he may be at a Tractor Pull/ Demo Derby somewhere and shacked up with his sister.

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#431427 - 06/23/09 08:08 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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There has got to be odds in Las Vegas on this. Does anybody know if there is a betting website that sponsors these types of non-sporting events?

Homosexual affair 1:1 odds
Heterosexual affair 2:1 odds
illegal drug addiction 3:1 odds
Undisclosed mental illness 4:1 odds
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#431428 - 06/23/09 08:15 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Props to Elaborator for trying to get me worked up. I'm sure the man was hiking the trail and sure his wife knew and sure his staff could get him if anything life threatening or an emergency happened. I don't want or expect you people to understand SC politics but it is easy for me to see how his political enemies would try to blow this out of proportion. "Fathers Day" is a fake Hallmark Holiday so that doesn't figure into the equation at all to thinking people. Mothers Day is the same but it's impossible to ignore that one without looking like a piece of shit.

The man has his enemies and this is the home of Lee Atwater, after all.

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#431429 - 06/23/09 08:20 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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I guess the dumb fuck could not afford a satellite phone to take with him in case of emergency, if he was in the woods.
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#431430 - 06/23/09 08:25 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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He turned it off numbnuts. That would be the red button on most phones. Press and hold it sometime and enjoy the serenity.

Edit: Who is to say he didn't have one. His aides and wife weren't worried, only his political enemies. I'll say this- this story sure took the attention off the SC Lt. Governor being outed recently for being gay.


Edited by Bornyo (06/23/09 08:28 PM)

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#431431 - 06/23/09 10:40 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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bornyo...really man...this is strange you have to admit.

I love the fact that he has ruined his presidential aspirations tho




i thought at first he was having his weekend at bornyo's
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#431432 - 06/23/09 10:55 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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The man has his enemies and this is the home of Lee Atwater, after al





what a fucking monster...he practically invited cancer to come ravage his piss ant body.

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#431433 - 06/23/09 10:57 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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really tho Bornyo...you combine yr state with North Carolina and you will only be half as fucked up as you currently are!


think about it...
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#431434 - 06/24/09 08:47 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Argentina?

well okay... Appalachian Trail and Argentina both start with A...


why can't republicans stop lying?
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#431435 - 06/24/09 08:50 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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It can't be odder than what is happening with the state of NY's government
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#431436 - 06/24/09 08:59 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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um yeah ... it really is.
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#431437 - 06/24/09 09:04 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Secret trip to South America, huh? Better update my odds.

Homosexual affair 1:1 odds
Transexual affair 1.5:1
Heterosexual affair 2:1 odds
illegal drug addiction 3:1 odds
Undisclosed mental illness 4:1 odds
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#431438 - 06/24/09 10:07 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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why can't republicans stop lying?




It's weird and sounds fucked up, but who really gives a fuck about a southern hick gov?

Why can't Obama stop lying? He ran as a fiscally responsible tax cutter. Bwaaaahaha! And remember how he said he wouldn't tax healthcare? That's exactly what he intends to do. Remember how he said he'd take public financing for his campaign? What happened with that? Why was the inspector gemeral for Americore fired? Was it really because the guy is senile? etc etc etc



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#431439 - 06/24/09 11:55 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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The dude was banging an Argentinian broad. link

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#431440 - 06/24/09 12:06 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Disappointing. The "god's law" bullshit aside, he seems like a decent guy...
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#431441 - 06/24/09 12:15 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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um yeah ... it really is.




Quote:

The dude was banging an Argentinian broad. link





ummm...no, it really wasn't.
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#431442 - 06/24/09 12:40 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I still don't know for sure if it was a man, a woman, or a trannie and I got a couple of bets in. If only there had been some sort of evangelical christian conservative republican gathering nearby, I would be a freakin millionaire right now.

Hey, I didn't dislike the guy, but I'm not a slave to partisan politics, so when a human being starts acting shady (it doesn't matter what letter he puts after his name "D", "R", or "I") you know how its gonna end.

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#431443 - 06/24/09 01:16 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Shit almighty!

[JimRome] Uh-oh! [/JimRome]

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#431444 - 06/24/09 05:19 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Next headline out of Columbia S.C. Tranny enters politician; HIV outbreak rumored.
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#431445 - 06/24/09 05:57 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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really tho Bornyo...you combine yr state with North Carolina and you will only be half as fucked up as you currently are!


think about it...





I love it when an uber-liberal cracks on the south. That region of the country is so stupid and ignorant they gave you your only two presidents for 40 years.
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#431446 - 06/24/09 06:12 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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"I spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina," he said.
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Hahahahaahahah. I guess he was too busy with a goodbye bj to turn on his phone.
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#431447 - 06/24/09 06:45 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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who really gives a fuck about a southern hick gov?





He was head of the association of Republican Govs, He was talked about as a VP for McCain, He had plans for 2012 to run for president.

once again the Family Values party steps in it...


oh and once again FAUX NEWS mislabels a failed Repub as a Democrat... This really can't be a mistake...

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#431448 - 06/24/09 07:02 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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I had suspected it was an affair. He is a Republican and Mr. Family Values, isn't he. The worst kind.


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#431449 - 06/24/09 07:31 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Burg knows.....The Gubna is either

A) In a Rapid Detox Facility getting his system cleaned and cleared of all Benzos and Opiates after nearly OD'ng and/or having his once reliable source (i.e. a corrupt Doctor or some Large Smelly Black Man named Jerome) busted...

B) Screwing the shit out of some totally hott Stripper after realizing his presidential aspirations are kaput...I think at this very moment He is splooging his executive load down her non-lubricated throat, and she is realizing for the first time that she actually enjoys it....





Ok well I was pretty damn close, I just didnt count on HOW far this pervert would travel to stick his penis inside the holes of some woman-not-his-wife....and c'mon, ARGENTINA? The chick was a Whore/stripper, she HAD to be....

Now I'm just waiting to hear the drugs he did while down there...You fucking KNOW something like METH or Ecstasy was used by this old fart, or some type of party drug.
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#431450 - 06/24/09 07:52 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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He is a Republican and Mr. Family Values, isn't he




Quote:

once again the Family Values party steps in it...





So you can't be in favor of traditional values unless you live up them perfectly? You know, I think it's great if people work out every day. That doesn't mean I succeed it doing so. I'm often too hung over. Am I therefore not allowed to say working out every day is good? Would that make me a hypocrite?

The liberal mainstream media use this flawed logic to justify downplaying Dem scandals and playing up Repub ones. It's part of their everyday bias.

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#431451 - 06/24/09 08:00 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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2. a pretense of having some desirable or publicly approved attitude.
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#431452 - 06/24/09 08:04 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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hypocrisy - the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense.

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#431453 - 06/24/09 08:24 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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I'm missing the part where Sanford said he possesses perfect character. But I'm sure he's expressed a belief that character is something everyone (including himself) should aspire to.

Before Dems Elliot Spitzer and Gary Hart fucked around, did they announce "I'm against traditional values". Don't think so. Dem fornicaters are just as hypocritical as Sanford by your logic, but comparatively speaking they always get a free ride.

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#431454 - 06/24/09 09:45 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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"traditional values" and god bullshit aside, it will be a shame if Sanford goes. I don't really agree with all of his conservative/christian stuff, but for a man cut from that cloth he seems quite reasonable.
There is a lot of schadenfreude going on right now on teh internets. I think infidelity is something between spouses.


....unless you make your bones prosecuting hookers and then get caught actually fucking hookers...
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#431455 - 06/25/09 12:51 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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wow, sanford melted down hard. there's nothing like intentional political suicide.

sanford needs to take notes from nc's silky mcsmooth. look at how long he fooled people. it took "the national enquirer" fer fuck's sake to bring attention his affair.



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#431456 - 06/25/09 06:23 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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–noun, plural -sies.
1. a pretense of having a virtuous character, moral or religious beliefs or principles, etc., that one does not really possess.
2. a pretense of having some desirable or publicly approved attitude.





the second definition seems to fit every politician walking the earth
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#431457 - 06/25/09 07:41 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Despite all these failures, the right wingnuts continue to believe that politicians should set the country's moral compass through legislation.

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#431458 - 06/25/09 01:38 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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The religious right nutcases are not calling for legislation illegalizing adultery. You might find one of those stupid old laws that like outlaw sucking dick. But, nobody takes those seriously anyway.

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#431459 - 06/25/09 02:00 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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The religious right nutcases are not calling for legislation illegalizing adultery. You might find one of those stupid old laws that like outlaw sucking dick. But, nobody takes those seriously anyway.




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#431460 - 06/25/09 02:09 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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So you can't be in favor of traditional values unless you live up them perfectly? You know, I think it's great if people work out every day. That doesn't mean I succeed it doing so. I'm often too hung over. Am I therefore not allowed to say working out every day is good? Would that make me a hypocrite?

The liberal mainstream media use this flawed logic to justify downplaying Dem scandals and playing up Repub ones. It's part of their everyday bias.




He was in charge of a state and was elected based on the image he projected. People with that kind of power and influence should act differently than the chimpanzees at the local zoo during mating season.




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#431461 - 06/25/09 02:28 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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#431462 - 06/25/09 05:05 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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What bet the governor's office themselves released those emails. Just so they could make the exact point Bornyo just made.

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#431463 - 06/25/09 05:49 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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It just shows that no matter how smart or rich you are when you think with your dick (or pussy for the ladies) you make very, very bad decisions.

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#431464 - 06/25/09 06:27 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Just out of curiousity, anybody have any links to how Gov. Sanford responded to President Clinton getting a blow job back in the day?

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#431465 - 06/25/09 08:03 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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He blasted Clinton, back in the day. It's on a loop on CNN. At that time he had never had an affair. Several things point to this being his first fuck-up.

1.Had he been a serial cheater he would have kept quiet about Clinton.
2.He fell "in love" with the woman and lost his fucking mind.
3.He refused to lie about it and didn't even try.

I believe this was his first experience in this realm simply because he blew it so badly.

And...word on the street is that these emails are his private emails, not sent through the State networks or using his State address. So that indicates his wife or someone very close to him may have passed them on to the news media.

Yes he fucked up- in a huge way. It's sad to see, for me at least. My first preference would be to see him work it out with his wife and family but if that isn't happening I hope he has the stones to go to Argentina or bring the woman here and move on with his life instead of trying to salvage what's left of his reputation for the rest of his days.

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#431466 - 06/25/09 08:20 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Did he blast Clinton for looking right at the camera and lying about it to the point where he was obviously nailed or blast him for doing it? If he blasted him for doing it, I'm glad he got caught. But, most of the criticism of Clinton was for the lying. It was mainly the liberals that wanted you to believe people were just upset about the sex. So they'd have a bunch of mindless bleeding heart drones running around talking about what hypocrites all the Republicans were.

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#431467 - 06/25/09 09:41 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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3.He refused to lie about it and didn't even try.






Then you still believe he really was out hiking in the woods?


Quote:


My first preference would be to see him work it out with his wife and family but if that isn't happening I hope he has the stones to go to Argentina or bring the woman here and move on with his life instead of trying to salvage what's left of his reputation for the rest of his days.




What if the married woman's husband objects to him taking her back to the states?

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#431468 - 06/25/09 10:10 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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I'm sure it was a political hit, just like Spitzer getting caught.
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#431469 - 06/25/09 10:15 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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1.Had he been a serial cheater he would have kept quiet about Clinton.






You mean the way you know Spitzer never would hire a prostitute because he prosecuted them.
-or-
the way you know that Newt Gingrich would keep quiet about Clinton getting a blow job because he cheated on his wife?
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the way you know that Rep Bob Barr would never speak out about Clinton's blow job because he had cheated on his wife and was photographed licking a strippers tits at a party?
-or-
the way you know Senator Larry Craig would never solicit gay men in public toilets because of his legislation against gay rights and his press conferences denying rumors of him being gay, or the fact that he got married?
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the way you know that Rep. Foley would never solicit underage boys because of his track record sponsoring legislation against child sexual predators?
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the way you know that Rep Ken Calvert would never get arrested for receiving oral sex from a prostitute because he blasted Clinton for having oral sex (not lying about it) and was leader of the christian coalition?
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the way you know that Rush Limbaugh would never abuse narcotics to the point of losing his hearing because he crusades against drug users on the air?
-or-
I don't really have to keep going to make my point, do I?


Why do you find it a good thing that when he theoretically wasn't having an affair, it was OK to blast somebody else for it and then go on to do the same thing? You seem smarter than that to me. Come back from the dark side of partisan politics.
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#431470 - 06/25/09 10:23 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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First, I don't recall what he said about Clinton- whether it was the act or the lie. Probably both. At that time, in my opinion, he hadn't done either. His mistake.

Second- he never said he hiked anywhere- he left his staff twisting in the wind to try to cover for their boss. Honestly, had this been a pattern they would have smoothed this over like like shit out of a goose.

Third- Sure it was a political (or personal) hit. I am hearing the emails weren't released through freedom of information requests but were provided from personal email accounts. I might be wrong but that is the word on the street. Our Lt. Gov. has crashed a plane and bluffed his way out of a speeding ticket/possible DUI and was accused of being gay last week by a lesbian politician. What Sanford was doing, the good he was doing, earned him many enemies within and without his own party.

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#431471 - 06/25/09 10:42 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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so be it, you win
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#431472 - 06/25/09 10:55 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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You were typing your post at the same time I was, so I did not see it until just now. The stories and links you are posting are biased in and of themselves. In particular, Rush Limbaugh was notably silent about drug abuse especially when it concerned celebrities and afaik anyone else. The rest, I couldn't give a fuck about because they aren't familiar and don't impact me. I think you compared Spitzer to Desi Foxx somewhere in there but I'm not sure.

I voted for Sanford. I know enough about the dude in question here that I would have believed he hit the A.T. if he'd half-assed tried to cover it that way. He didn't even try. Not by half.

He fucked up. Think about that. You can sleep well knowing your next pres or veep won't be a cursed philanderer.

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#431473 - 06/26/09 03:22 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Rush Limbaugh did more to promote just how fucking GOOD Oxycontin is than anything Purdue - Pharma (the manufacturer HERE in good ol' Connecticut ) EVER could have come up with.....If a conservative Blowhard like Limbaugh can sink so far, so fast into addiction to the point where he openly sits in a Denny's parking lot, sweating and jonesing, for 2 hours with $9,000 in cash between his fat thighs waiting for his Maid's Fiance to show up with 200 of the yellow, 40 mg tablets, THAT tells anyone interested that OXY is some Gooooooood shit....

I hope Holly Randall, or Baby G, never never NEVER EVER try Oxycontin....
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#431474 - 06/29/09 11:43 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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#431475 - 06/30/09 08:25 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Can this guy shut up!!

I don't care to know how many women he fucked and that this woman he diddled in the Argentine was he soulmate.

Boy, that's the kind of crap that's going to really build bridges to restoring his relationship with the mother of his children.

Man. I'm sick of these people who try to foist their belief system into the laws of this nation when they can't live up to the shit themselves.

Last I heard adultery was actually still a crime in South Carolina.


The fuck should resign, turn himself into his local police station and insist on doing the maximum time OR ELSE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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#431476 - 07/01/09 07:38 PM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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The sharks are beginning to circle ...

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#431477 - 07/11/09 12:39 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Another SA essay (ha ha get it?)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxGj4d_ceto
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#431478 - 07/11/09 08:26 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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Rush Limbaugh was notably silent about drug abuse especially when it concerned celebrities and afaik anyone else.




wrong.

Limbaugh on Drugs
People like Limbaugh should go to jail, says Limbaugh



There's nothing good about drug use. We know it. It destroys individuals. It destroys families. Drug use destroys societies. Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. And the laws are good because we know what happens to people in societies and neighborhoods, which become consumed by them. And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

What this says to me is that too many whites are getting away with drug use. Too many whites are getting away with drug sales. Too many whites are getting away with trafficking in this stuff. The answer to this disparity is not to start letting people out of jail because we're not putting others in jail who are breaking the law. The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too.

...We are becoming too tolerant as a society, folks, especially of crime, in too many parts of the country.... This country certainly appears to be tolerant, forgive and forget. I mean, you know as well as I do, you go out and commit the worst murder in the world and you just say you're sorry, people go, "Oh, OK. A little contrition."... People say, "I feel better. He said he's sorry for it." We're becoming too tolerant, folks.

--Rush Limbaugh TV show (10/5/95)

These tough sentencing laws were instituted for a reason. The American people, including liberals, demanded them. Don't you remember the crack cocaine epidemic? Crack babies and out-of-control murder rates? Liberal judges giving the bad guys slaps on the wrist? Finally we got tough, and the crime rate has been falling ever since, so what's wrong?

--RushLimbaugh.com (8/18/03)

In the audio link below, I go into detail about these non-thinking talking points that "you can't tell people what to do with their bodies" and "you can't legislate morality." First of all, we tell people what they can do to their bodies all the time--no cocaine, no prostitution, no throwing yourself off a building. Second, laws are nothing but defining morality!

--RushLimbaugh.com (6/27/03)

All right. Joe Fernandez came to New York from Miami, ladies and gentlemen, to be schools chancellor.... Now he is embattled--he's got a book that just came out, an autobiography that's soon to come out, I think, in which he admits that he was a mainliner as a teen-ager. This guy [pretends to stick needle in arm]--pfsst--shot up heroin. And people are praising him. He overcame the scourge. He triumphed over that profound obstacle in his life and has gone on to become this great schools chancellor.... [Plays a clip of Fernandez saying that the message of his teenage drug use is "to not give up on our kids."]

Reach out and try to help them, not give up on the kids, give them condoms and teach them about a bunch of stuff that is worthless in terms of preparing them for their future as adults in the greatest country on Earth, teaching them all this social gobbledygook. "Let's not forget about the kids."...

Whoa. The guy wants to be education secretary, folks. Watch out. Now why does he want to go to Washington? Probably because he's studied the case of Marion Barry. Here's a guy who got involved in drugs. You want to see my Marion Barry impersonation? Do you want to see that? All right. I'll do the Marion Barry impersonation.

You put some stuff out here on the table and you go [pretends to snort cocaine]. "You tell Jesse to stay out of my town. This is my town, and Jesse--you tell him to stay out. [More snorting.] And I said no, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more. Tired of ending up on the floor." [More snorting.]

So what is he? He gets involved in drugs and ends up, ladies and gentlemen, as a newly elected official in Washington, D.C.... So I'm sure Joe Fernandez is looking down there saying, "Hey, there's a future for, you know, drug users in Washington, D.C."

--Rush Limbaugh TV show (12/8/92)

When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia destroyed his life on drugs. And yet he's being honored, like some godlike figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks.

--Rush Limbaugh radio show (quoted in the L.A. Times, 8/20/95)

I want to let you read along with me a quote from Jerry Colangelo about substance abuse, and I think you'll find that he's very much right…"I know every expert in the world will disagree with me, but I don't buy into the disease part of it. The first time you reach for a substance you are making a choice. Every time you go back, you are making a personal choice. I feel very strongly about that."...

What he's saying is that if there's a line of cocaine here, I have to make the choice to go down and sniff it….And his point is that we are rationalizing all this irresponsibility and all the choices people are making and we're blaming not them, but society for it. All these Hollywood celebrities say the reason they're weird and bizarre is because they were abused by their parents. So we're going to pay for that kind of rehab, too, and we shouldn't. It's not our responsibility. It's up to the people who are doing it. And Colangelo is right.

--Rush Limbaugh TV show (9/23/93)

I have a solution for Mrs. [Jocelyn] Elders. I mean, if she wants to legalize drugs, send the people who want to do drugs to London and Zurich and let's be rid of them. Now...The problem with legalizing drugs is, it's just another abhorrent example of human behavior that we've suddenly decided, "Hey, we can't handle it. We've given up and we're going to sanction the destruction of lives. We're going to let you destroy your life. We're going to make it easy, and then all of us who accept the responsibilities of life and don't destroy our lives on drugs--we'll pay for whatever messes you get into."...

I'm appalled at people who simply want to look at all this abhorrent behavior and say, "Hey, you know, we can't control it anymore. People are going to do drugs anyway. Let's legalize it." It's a dumb idea. It's a rotten idea, and those who are for it are purely, 100 percent selfish.

--Rush Limbaugh TV show (12/9/93)


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#431479 - 07/11/09 08:34 AM Re: My Governor is Missing!
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3.He refused to lie about it and didn't even try.




yr state helped fund his trysts south of the border!
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