I just got back from the local store with a slice of pizza, a case of beer, a pack of smokes and a hundred crickets. It's hot as hell but the beer is cold and the bream are biting.

OMG! OMG! uncle B! uncle B!! I wanna go! I wanna go!(cum?)


***Runs up to uncle B and jumphugs him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***


Is there going to be a dead guy there and everything!?!

"Cum" on down Static. I'd love to take you fishing.

How about Bass for dinner? I'll leave all the gutting up to you. I wouldn't want to get any fish juice all over me. Plus, I like to watch.

Surely you jest ! Watch this movie nimrod !

Wish you wouldn't smoke, B...

Monkey you came in loud and clear. Over.

Hey that gives me the idea that someone should do a shortwave ham radio alt-id. Kinda playing off the theme of the medieval times alt-id presently shitting on the board with posts about his queen. A lot of "KXB2CV hailing on XXXXX, over" Or maybe CB radio lingo. Either would be as funny.

A species of bream, sarpa salpa, which can trigger hallucinations when eaten, has been been discovered in British waters due to global warming. The Sarpa salpa fish is a potentially hallucinogenic form of Bream normally found off the coast of Africa and in the balmier waters of the Mediterranean.It was found by fisherman Andy Giles in his nets in the English Channel. Mr Giles, 38, caught the fish, which is instantly recognised by its gold stripes running along its body, six miles south of Polperro, Cornwall. “We were trawling for lemon sole and hauled up the net at the end of the day and almost immediately saw this striped fish, we didn’t have a clue what it was,” he said. “I had never seen one before and after taking a photograph of it I tried to look it up on the internet and called some friends to see if they knew what it was. “I put it in the fish box and brought it back for experts to have a look at it. “Now I realise what it was and the effects it can have, perhaps I should have taken it into town to sell to some clubbers!” There have only been three previous recordings of sarpa salpa in British waters before, with one of them being off the Channel Islands in 1983. James Wright, a senior biologist at the National Marine Aquarium in Plymouth, said: “These are a fairly common fish off Tenerife, Malta and Cyprus but it is very rare to get them this far north. “It could be a single fish that was shoaling with a different species but it could be that there are more of them in our waters.” Sarpa salpa are a popular dish in many Mediterranean restaurants. But according to marine experts, certain species of plankton-eating fish, like the sarpa salpa, can give off hallucinogenic fish poisoning if the heads or other body parts are consumed. The effects include vivid hallucinations within minutes of eating it which can last for days. In 2006 two men, one aged 90, were hospitalised in the south of France after eating sarpa salpa. The elderly man suffered from auditory hallucinations a couple of hours after eating the fish followed by a series of nightmares over the next two nights. The younger man, aged 40, endured similar effects which took 36 hours to disappear.

Monkey:

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I tried to give 'medicine' to a problem but it turns out what I prescribed was 'bad', and now due to a shared hatred for the infection, it has spread and is no longer as easy to contain.

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Sometimes the patient hides the pill under their tongue and spits it in the trashcan when you leave the room. You tried what more can anyone ask?

[williewillie]electromethmommy = Hyde alt. I know, I looked in your small window.[/williewillie]

The first Godfather had five hits during the baptism scene.

I should have said watch this series of movies actually ! I'm glad Smelly explained himself cause my response was going to be "I don't get it "