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#431093 - 06/19/09 08:35 AM Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk Magazine!
Punx Productions’ stoner porn epic receives a great write up and six-page spread
June 19, 2009






Chatsworth, CA – When everyone’s favorite tattooed maniac turned porn director Rob Rotten released his cannabis culture opus Bong Load Girls on April 20th of this year, the world took notice and rewarded the director’s efforts with brisk sales and critical praise. Many felt that Rotten was uniquely qualified to handle the subject matter of the movie – the melding of the marijuana counter culture, with it’s ‘fuck the man’ sensibilities, and mainstream pornography’s no-nonsense need for quality ball draining jerk off material.

“We first saw Bong Load Girls we were truly impressed,” explains Tony Malice, publicist for Rotten’s distributor JM Productions. “We thought to ourselves, ‘Finally, an alternative porn movie that you can actually jack off to.’ We new we had found a goldmine in the creative and industrious mind of Rob Rotten. It’s burned in his head somewhere under that crazy mohawk.”

The porn industry took note of the genius behind Bong Load Girls, and now the cannabis industry has also focused the spotlight on the film. Rotten was ecstatic to be informed this week that Bong Load Girl’s had been selected by the second biggest pot magazine in the world Skunk Magazine to receive a featured write up and six page spread, as well as having its star Kat appear as the covergirl for the magazine’s current issue, which is on newsstands now.

“Something like this proves that you don’t have to be an art school fag like Eon McKai and his crew of gender bending emo mopes - like that sexually confused kumquat Winkitinki - to make great alternative porn,” mocks Rotten, “I hope that next time these douchebags cut themselves they do it deep enough so we don’t have to be have to subjected to their terrible porn anymore.”

This is truly an honor, as it’s the only time in Skunk’s five year history that a porn star has ever appeared on the cover. “We normally dedicate the cover of the magazine to a strain and then spotlight a girl in the bottom right corner – usually the girl who is also featured in a two page clothing spread near the back. So this is unheard of territory for us,” explains Skunk editor and porn aficionado Seth Fischer, “However, when you come across a shot of a cute girl holding up a bong with a bowl packed, well... Sometimes you gotta switch it up.”

“I’ve been a reader of Skunk for years so I’m really honored at them giving my movie the cover and laying out an amazing spread for it,” gushed Rotten, “It’s really a great magazine and they always mix in hot chicks with information about all of the latest trends for cannabis culture insiders,” notes Rob, “Plus it’s probably the only pot magazine you can also jack off to.”

Skunk Magazine is widely available at marijuana friendly newsstands and bookstores, and even large book retailers Barnes & Noble and Borders, throughout the United States and Canada. “We always try to include a dash of sexuality into each issue, always including two pages filled with sex advice and sex product reviews (along with a few amusing anecdotes),” explains Fischer, “But first and foremost we’re known as the most comprehensive cannabis mag on the market and our grow section really has been praised as second to none.”

Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls features the marijuana friendly beauties Kat, Jaime Elle, Daisy Tanks, Scarlett Pain, Ruby Knox, Jeanie Marie, and Kaylee Lovecox. Distributors can order now by contacting JM Productions at (800) 550-3659. Fans can order Bong Load Girls today by visiting Jerkoffzone.com on the web!


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#431094 - 06/19/09 08:49 AM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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“Something like this proves that you don’t have to be an art school fag like Eon McKai and his crew of gender bending emo mopes - like that sexually confused kumquat Winkitinki - to make great alternative porn,” mocks Rotten, “I hope that next time these douchebags cut themselves they do it deep enough so we don’t have to be have to subjected to their terrible porn anymore.”






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#431095 - 06/19/09 08:53 AM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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Nobody puts together a press release like Tony.
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#431096 - 06/19/09 04:33 PM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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“Something like this proves that you don’t have to be an art school fag like Eon McKai and his crew of gender bending emo mopes - like that sexually confused kumquat Winkitinki - to make great alternative porn,” mocks Rotten, “I hope that next time these douchebags cut themselves they do it deep enough so we don’t have to be have to subjected to their terrible porn anymore.”




That 90 year old bastard Gene Ross edited this paragraph out Not the first time he's done that with JM press releases.
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#431097 - 06/20/09 04:04 AM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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Until this gets featured in "High Times", who the fuck cares?


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#431098 - 06/20/09 12:31 PM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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it has a richard kern interview too.

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#431099 - 06/20/09 01:20 PM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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Until this gets featured in "High Times", who the fuck cares?





I think any press is good press for JM . I'm guessing there will be some more sales of the dvd from this , and i bet some hippie chick hoes around the world will now be buying the same little beanie cap as the one Kat is wearing .

Hopefully the hippy hoes will also start sexing it up like Kat does too

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#431100 - 06/20/09 06:45 PM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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This is truly an honor, as it’s the only time in Skunk’s five year history that a porn star has ever appeared on the cover.




Wow! What an honour! From what I hear, Skunk is the Vanity Fair of the retard, wasted life, bonghit crowd.

And since is the hideous Kat a porn "star"....
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#431101 - 06/20/09 08:57 PM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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And since is the hideous Kat a porn "star"....



Kat's sphincter was apparently open for business on a no-questions-asked basis, which is about all it takes to be a pornstar. But she's been out of porn for a couple of years now I think.
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#431102 - 06/22/09 12:27 PM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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like that sexually confused kumquat Winkitinki -





I had nO idea he did porn.




The rent must have been waaaay overdue...
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#431103 - 06/22/09 04:25 PM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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Until this gets featured in "High Times", who the fuck cares?







I was going to say Cannabis Culture. Is High Times even relevent anymore?

As an aside, I have a little ceramic smokeware venture going on the side. I emailed Rob from his site offering to donate a couple of my pieces to be used as props in a forthcoming feature film. Never heard back from them.

Barry
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#431104 - 06/22/09 08:02 PM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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“Something like this proves that you don’t have to be an art school fag like Eon McKai and his crew of gender bending emo mopes - like that sexually confused kumquat Winkitinki - to make great alternative porn,” mocks Rotten, “I hope that next time these douchebags cut themselves they do it deep enough so we don’t have to be have to subjected to their terrible porn anymore.”











ghost-written by Tony methinks.

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#431105 - 06/24/09 08:48 AM Re: Rob Rotten’s Bong Load Girls Lands Cover of Skunk
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ya...hey is Christian over there?
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