...the Weekly World News.
Not that I actually bought the magazine that much(2 or 3 times, maybe), but for the fact that picking it up and flipping through it was a fun way to pass the time in the grocery store or Wal-Mart while the 5 of 20 checkout lanes are open and all have lines reaching towards the back of the store.
Now all that is left in the check out lanes are the celebrity gossip tabloids. I don't care about which celebrity has muffin tops flowing over her string bikini at the beach last week. I don't care if celebrity A is having sex with celebrity B behind an unknowing wife/husbands back.
Give me back Batboy. Give me back articles about why Armageddon is going to happen next Tuesday. Give me back pictures of Satan's face pasted onto a picture of the lasted natural disaster.
Trips to the store just aren't as fun as they used to be.
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