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what kind of face wash do you porn ladies use to get the cum off your faces? is there some strange cum removing facewash that you can only buy in southern california?


Just to fuck with the ladies at the Chanel counter at Saks 5th Avenue, I asked what they reccommend for washing cum off my face. They looked horrified for 2 minutes, then began trying to sell me $500 worth of serums.

I would have paid $500 to see that. It would have been worth the price in comedy alone.

Next time I will send you in with my load on your face for the full effect.
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If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah