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#43082 - 08/02/04 02:51 AM Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Yes, this is what i have been waiting for, some pictures for the dreaded ksex olympics, and finally i have found some. Let get to this




In a event filled with misfits and tools this knob still manages to look out of place. I do want to squeeze those pretty pink cheeks though.




You know things aren't going to go well when you get their and hear the term coach skeeter. I love the weird biker chinese guy with the wonky eye in the background. I would totally fuck that guy.




Here is a picture of that chick everyone here loves that i don't get, avy scoot. Could the background be any more ghetto?.




Here is gauge, doing what it seems everyone is doing in the picture i found, drinking water and fixing her glasses. I don't find her appealing at all, she looks like she's about 10. (smartt i left this one out there for you, all you have to do is spike it, feel free).



chubby magoo (lisa sparxx) and someone who looks like sydnee steele's mother




DEAR GOD. JESUS, OHH LORDY.




Brittney skye is smoking here. Has she ever looked hotter?. It looks like she has had a few ribs removed and some fat sucked out of her side and she is looked primed, good for her. Yay sexy brittney.



Guess who on the left. This is too good for any description, i will let the picture stand on its own merit.




ginger taking a break after breaking her hip and swallowing her dentures during one of the events. She is so old that she actually fucked john holmes and he died 20 years ago.




Don't know this guy, but i know that i don't like him.


Edited by smelly monkey (08/02/04 02:52 AM)
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#43083 - 08/02/04 03:03 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...


Brittney skye looking confused after being asked who she plans to vote for by the hardcore gossip guy who i hate with a passion.



Why am i not surprised that a naked, sexy brittney skye is of no interested to skeeter?. I love the fbi tape around the pool too.



Yes even the most pointless competitive event in the history of competitive events has a trophy.




Yes lee stone still rocking the early 90's jeans look, i guess he can't afford a new wardrobe since all his money goes into the pony he injects into the cracks between his toes, with someone who looks like an evil alexa rae and the more i look at this photo the more depressed i get.




This is such a waste of film and so pointless that it doesn't even deserve to be shown upright. Wankus you turd, how were gen's sexy long legs?.




I love brittney skye, not the sharpest knife in the draw but you have to love her. Having a ball, you go girl.




and it couldn't be any other way, in a pointless event, that made no sense the most pointless and senseless coach skeeter kerkavoe and his team private team won, what a great moment in the history of porn.

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#43084 - 08/02/04 03:09 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
A few comments:

1. Even the Special Olympics go to the trouble of renting an arena for their bogus events. These cum stains couldn't expend more effort than a backyard. Amazingly no one looks embarassed about being there.

2. It annoys me that Wankus thinks everything is about him. In every picture he has to be hamming it up or otherwise trying to steal the limelight from the whores.

3. The guy in the bottom picture is Quasarmen I'm pretty sure. That's Fayner's buddy, in case you didnt' know.
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#43085 - 08/02/04 03:14 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

A few comments:

1. Even the Special Olympics go to the trouble of renting an arena for their bogus events. These cum stains couldn't expend more effort than a backyard. Amazingly no one looks embarassed about being there.

2. It annoys me that Wankus thinks everything is about him. In every picture he has to be hamming it up or otherwise trying to steal the limelight from the whores.

3. The guy in the bottom picture is Quasarmen I'm pretty sure. That's Fayner's buddy, in case you didnt' know.





1. yeah thats whats surprising to me to. Its flat out ghetto all the way through. I will add more when i get more motivated to do so.

2. Wankus is wankus, would you expect anything less from him. He is back posting here some maybe he might like to add what happened at the whole event that maybe the pictures aren't showing, a running diary of the day wankus style have you.

3. Thanks, not surprised that this is one of fayners friends, looks about what i would expect from those who socialize with fayner.
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#43086 - 08/02/04 11:08 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
1. Queerczarman looks as dumb in front of the camera as he does behind it.
2. Wankus is a bigger douchebag in front of a camera as he is behind a microphone or a computer keyboard.
3. Avy always looky nice to me.
4. From a distance, Skeeter is still my fave porn cartoon.
5. Lee Stone needed to be thrown into that pool w/ cement galoshes.
6. Somebody should've lit a few stink bombs on the way out...
7. Any Katya Kassin pix?






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#43087 - 08/02/04 08:15 PM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...



God i love that man. Wankus the porn world needs you. (is the little midget on the end gauge or gen?, either way she has long sexy legs).




wankus once again taking his job too seriously and forgetting that they are supposed to wrestle in the blue kiddie pool but 5 feet away. I miss the good old days when you could get capable help from free unlike today.




gen and gauge, (cold shower). I like gen but just not like that. (pans back to high school)



It was a star studded turn out (in background is dave chapelle and dave matthews)



Okay, now its just ghetto.
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#43088 - 08/02/04 08:20 PM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...

(fayner)
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#43089 - 08/02/04 10:23 PM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Gen's ass in a thong looks tasty. Britney Skye looks good too.

Hardcore gossip dude = (would be fun to do with his bald head and should have been part of the festivities)
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#43090 - 08/03/04 01:09 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Why would any whore agree to participate in the "KSEX Olympics?" What do they get out of it....promotion? Is KSEX that much of a mover and shaker that they can command whores to come out for a bogus sporting event. If anything, KSEX gets the promotion from having whores come out.
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#43091 - 08/03/04 01:21 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Maybe it's fun! Friends, food, games... These kids are all young. Not everything about porn stars is totally different from the rest of us.
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#43092 - 08/03/04 02:25 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Maybe it's fun! Friends, food, games... These kids are all young. Not everything about porn stars is totally different from the rest of us.




I don't know they must be getting something. That is seriously cutting into those whores me (drug) time.

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#43093 - 08/03/04 04:31 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Is Gauge even shorter than Gen?
If so than how tall or short as it would be, is Gauge?
PHATBOY

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#43094 - 08/03/04 04:48 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Hardcore gossip dude = (would be fun to do with his bald head and should have been part of the festivities)




Someone shares my hatred for that guy, nice to nice, fayner would be proud of the forum of hate.

Quote:

Why would any whore agree to participate in the "KSEX Olympics?" What do they get out of it....promotion? Is KSEX that much of a mover and shaker that they can command whores to come out for a bogus sporting event. If anything, KSEX gets the promotion from having whores come out.




I have never seen zenman rattled, no one seems to anger him. until now, for some reason ksex has really set him off, zen, why are you so angry towards ksex?.

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#43095 - 08/03/04 06:21 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
we're pretty much the same height... i look taller because im in the foreground of the photograph.

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#43096 - 04/28/06 07:09 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
one of the first monkey style picture threads, still relevant almost 2 years later.

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#43097 - 04/29/06 12:01 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Did anyone see the KSEX Games coverage on Showtime this year? The funniest part was seeing Cytherea's husband standing in the bankground behind Wankus chugging on a bottle of Jack Daniels!
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#43098 - 04/29/06 08:00 AM Re: Ksex olympic pictures MONKEY STYLE
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Did anyone see the KSEX Games coverage on Showtime this year? The funniest part was seeing Cytherea's husband standing in the bankground behind Wankus chugging on a bottle of Jack Daniels!


It was AWFUL and EMBARASSING for them.

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