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You're kind of a fucking retard, aren't you? I am happy to hear that you think I can't fuck.. Good thing you don't hire me.. (though, plenty of other wonderful people do). Obviously, me closing in on 3 years in this business, I must be decent at something (sucking apparently and getting re-hired, again and again)... I know I am not the best, (I'll be the first to say that, ^_^ fuckface!), but I am good enough; I ask questions and I try to do "better" each time.. It's porn.. I'm sorry I am not your ideal "jackoff fantasy boy" to watch fucking some porn girl... (don't like me? don't watch porn with me in it... Oh, that meant not watching Faye anymore, geeze.. I now see why you hate me so so much.. awwe, it's cute!)... And, as if you have some actual vested interest in the well being or career path of Faye... geeze.. what's your #? direct message me.. I'll have Faye call you for some more sage advise.
Oh, and to "bag" this amazingly beautiful girl, (who you feel is out of my league)... I'm sure you'd be a much better candidate for her anyway, right... And, lets see... take the time to find the oldest and most "comedic" picture of me to prove your point.. ^_^
But, you're right though in that, I am not excited for her to choose to go back to doing boys, (what guy would not be...very few, and I am not one of them..) I am happy though, she is the one choosing who she wants to work with.. Personally, (and I'm sure you'd love to hear this).. I get off to her in The Gauntlet 3, or various other people she's worked with in the past.. It turns me on.. so yea. damn, I must be a fucked up kid... There is more to her and I's relationship then just the ridiculously amazing sex we have off camera, (but apparently not on camera)... Hmm, maybe it was my fault for asking her to do b/g work again with me.. I should have just left it alone, and had her continue to be a g/g girl. Then that expectation wouldn't have been as strong to see her venture back to b/g work..
And with regards to the Sugar Daddy thing...She is not about to put up with it.. she doesn't have the interest to pretend liking someone. She was approached by well known musicians, and affluent businessmen alike and declined them... Sure, she may be "missing out"... but she feels she isn't, she is turned off by guys who flaunt what they have.. and apparently, since I have "nothing".. guess I am a great fit for her! woo!
Your bleeding heart is so very much appreciated kind sir, thanks!



I guess you still have some self convincing to go.Hey guy it is all slipping away from you. I'm sure when you're about to blow your head off like the last 10 minutes of star 80 you'll realize that this was the point that is all started to leave your grasp. Also thank you for calling me out on my bleeding heart. However I must point out to you my original question was. "What is this chicks malfunction"

I'm still laughing on the ground about the "oldest picture" thing. Ok if I take a picture of Mt Rushmore 12 years ago and take a picture of it today it is still a picture of Mt Rushmore. Not that you are in any way monumental its just a point of logic I hope doesn't bounce off your geeky face.


Finally. Of course they have hired you its because they wanted to stay in good with the piece oh hot underachieving porn ass that's next to you. Silly. If she lifts her restrictions and actually does get a contract with a Company you can rest assured you'll end up like all the other Suit Case Pimp "Stud" Cuckolds of Porndums Past.

Where is Derek Lane these days anyway...