You know, this is something you should be ashamed of, she has decided that either a) you can't sexually satisfy her, b) people won't hire her with you because your performance lacks heat or c) she wants to be with a real man, one who won't promote that his girlfriend is going to be fucking x guy on y date. Kill yourself dane, you can't even keep a gingered freckled freak on lock.

(faye)(james deen) (dane cross) (dane's father for raising a pujols of a son)