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Willi's been having delusions of Hyde aliases on the board.



The following message is from Mr. Hyde:
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Dear Dimwits...
Although it always warms my heart to hear that my name has resurfaced [ even in the context of Willie's whiskey-fuelled paranoia ], and despite the years of joy I derived from being the sand in everyone's swimtrunks... I can assure you all that I have neither the energy nor the inclination to make an "alt". If and when I change my mind, a memo will be circulated. Personally I think all this alt obsession is a little retarded, even for XPT... but wtf do I know. In any case, carry on with your nonsense whilst I resume stalking pws and preying on small children. [ in fact, as we speak I'm downloading season 2 of "The Six Million Dollar Man", which is quite a bit more disturbing ].
Yours always, and with warmest regards ~

William Phineas Bartholomew Hyde Esq


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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend