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#430717 - 06/16/09 06:35 PM ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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CXXX has changed his porno name to Don Limpio

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#430718 - 06/16/09 06:43 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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are we to assume he' been having performnce issues?

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#430719 - 06/16/09 06:53 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
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Well Since he has a steady live in "girl friend" He can't get his regular supply of man ass and cock. So he has had to sneak back to his home town and tranny bag with a pseudo name.

HERE

I can imagine it's a hard..cough...THING he is going through...realizing he is a fag and can only be happy with sucking man cock..having it put in his ass and the only sight that will get him rigid is man bunghole...

What ever he or others may say in his defense you have to concede does enjoy sucking cock and fucking man ass.


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#430720 - 06/16/09 09:03 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
And so do you, Mr. Tranny gif in sig line.
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#430721 - 06/16/09 10:48 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
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Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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And so do you, Mr. Tranny gif in sig line.




Ok. This is really beneath you Gia.I haven't read or posted in this forum for so long but I thought you felt your missives were of higher quality than this Pewee Herman "I know you are but WHAAAT amd I" retort. Lets apply some logic to this. If one of my aims is to attack a tranny fucker then why wouldn't I put a tranny in my Sig? But those are all moot points dear Gia because the woman in my Sig is Ceara Lynch. Your new "raw foods" "diet" must have left your mitochondria and Endoplasmic reticulum several essential amino acids short so as to not allow higher functioning of the brain. Prescription? GO attack the Drive through at the nearest Karls Junior. Now if you're dissing Cearra because she has a more curvy womanly body than your now emaciated frame, that's is a different matter all together. May I suggest you have a friend roll tape on the two of you "taking it outside".


Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (06/16/09 11:17 PM)

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#430722 - 06/16/09 11:05 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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Registered: 07/05/05
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are we to assume he' been having performnce issues?




cmon bro, its been 6 years now and i rarely have problems.
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#430723 - 06/17/09 12:32 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
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she has a more curvy womanly body than your now emaciated frame




Why, thank you! You just made my day! But seriously, I really thought it was a tranny. It doesn't look like Ceara.
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#430724 - 06/17/09 12:35 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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#430725 - 06/17/09 12:59 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
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Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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she has a more curvy womanly body than your now emaciated frame




Why, thank you! You just made my day! But seriously, I really thought it was a tranny. It doesn't look like Ceara.




You don't hide the fact that you suffer from a number of psychoses. They lead you into the sex industry as a "dancer" which probably lead to you turning tricks for those special clients and lead you to amp the sex work to full hard core legacy porn. Those same mental foibles "logically" directed you to then lie about your age and now have you believing you're some type of artist. You do not look at all well these days.



Having a Body dysmorphic disorder which has lead to your latest "diet"/ eating disorder is but a drop in the
psychologically bucket for you. Your pushing 40 and soon the type of gentlemen who pay your rent that find that type attractive will kick you to the curb for a younger cuter model. Maybe even Cearra. When that day happens, if you're still alive, you will tell yourself, "why didn't I go to the Devry Institute or join the Army?"

Until then you have a small group of sexual deviants here to worship the shit out of your anus.

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#430726 - 06/17/09 01:09 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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Goodness, ceara's fan is real hateful towards baby g. Lets be real here for a moment, out of all the girls in the world to have a fixation on , you pick Ceara who is painfully average, she also has hammer time in her shoes and have you seen that picture of her toilet? That was caused by her ass and vagina, imagine the damage both could do to your penis if it can turn a toilet into that.
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#430727 - 06/17/09 01:12 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Jesus Key-riiiiist, a fucking meltdown all because I though some bad photography made Ceara look like a tranny. There are way better pics of her if you wanted a Ceara gif. And for you to have found my pic, you must be following me on Twitter.
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#430728 - 06/17/09 01:26 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Man, the fag-haters just can't get over their hard-ons for Christian can they?


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#430729 - 06/17/09 01:28 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
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Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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Goodness, ceara's fan is real hateful towards baby g. Lets be real here for a moment, out of all the girls in the world to have a fixation on , you pick Ceara who is painfully average, she also has hammer time in her shoes and have you seen that picture of her toilet? That was caused by her ass and vagina, imagine the damage both could do to your penis if it can turn a toilet into that.






Yeah that's a real plain looking woman there buddy. Calling a middle aged delusional sex worker "baby" does no favors to the one being called "baby" I understand that you work out in the porn industry and that has dulled your perception of real sexiness. I'm not a podiatrist but I don't think she has hammer toes at all. Furthermore I'm no fan boy it's just that she is by far more desirable and sexy than any porn whore who post here regularly. You guys dig at her because she hasn't done hard core pornography. Not that what she does do is smart. It's rather short Sighted. Such is the MO of her generation though. She has embarked on a vocation that will forever be archived on the inter web for all to see FOREVER...

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Jesus Key-riiiiist, a fucking meltdown all because I though some bad photography made Ceara look like a tranny. There are way better pics of her if you wanted a Ceara gif. And for you to have found my pic, you must be following me on Twitter.




Ok now see if you can figure out which one of the 4000 followers I am.

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#430730 - 06/17/09 01:31 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Jesus Key-riiiiist, a fucking meltdown all because I though some bad photography made Ceara look like a tranny. There are way better pics of her if you wanted a Ceara gif. And for you to have found my pic, you must be following me on Twitter.





I like her purple dress, current and classy, last person to rock it that well was champagne pendavis in the 1993 smash hit girlz in da hood 3.
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#430731 - 06/17/09 01:34 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Ok now see if you can figure out which one of the 4000 followers I am.




John Mayer? Bree Olson's stalker? Sasha Grey? Q Tip?
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#430732 - 06/17/09 01:39 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Yeah that's a real plain looking woman there buddy. Calling a middle aged delusional sex worker "baby" does no favors to the one being called "baby" I understand that you work out in the porn industry and that has dulled your perception of real sexiness. I'm not a podiatrist but I don't think she has hammer toes at all. Furthermore I'm no fan boy it's just that she is by far more desirable and sexy than any porn whore who post here regularly. You guys dig at her because she hasn't done hard core pornography. Not that what she does do is smart. It's rather short Sighted. Such is the MO of her generation though. She has embarked on a vocation that will forever be archived on the inter web for all to see FOREVER...





She is plain looking, shes not hideous but she lacks any real standout feature that makes her unique or appealing, I mean outside of her big ass, which i know is in right now but hers isn't stacked right.
If you found her attitude or that what she is doing now will come back to haunt her in the future I could get that, but just based on her physical appearance?
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#430733 - 06/17/09 01:40 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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Furthermore I'm no fan boy it's just that she is by far more desirable and sexy than any porn whore who post here regularly.




have you seen who posts here? you're grading on a curve
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#430734 - 06/17/09 06:14 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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Until then you have a small group of sexual deviants here to worship the shit out of your anus.





you say this like it's a bad thing?

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#430736 - 06/17/09 08:06 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Maywether = Hyde.

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#430737 - 06/17/09 08:17 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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Morticia?




Hehehehe Gia looks like her mommy just made her sit there and wait and she found a camera. "Mommy mommy what's this ?"
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#430739 - 06/17/09 01:07 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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Maywether = Hyde.




Ever since Electro's Pro-Hyde thread, it seems Willi's been having delusions of Hyde aliases on the board. I wonder how long it'll take before he starts popping out of sleep in the middle of the night and whispering, "Is that Hyde?????".

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#430740 - 06/17/09 03:33 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
yeah why would he think that right.

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#430741 - 06/17/09 07:49 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
I thought his latest accusation was still that I'm Guapo?

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#430742 - 06/17/09 09:00 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I thought his latest accusation was still that I'm Guapo?


You are grapo. You sometimes speak in wiggerbonics, sometimes normally, just like the fake negro. Just own up to it, creep. You follow me around the board, you're nothing more than a low-grade stalker. Log in under guapo and be a man.

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#430743 - 06/18/09 01:06 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Hehehehe Gia looks like her mommy just made her sit there and wait and she found a camera. "Mommy mommy what's this ?"




If you died, would anyone care? Sorta one of those if a tree falls in the woods but there is no one there does it make a sound deals.


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You are grapo. You sometimes speak in wiggerbonics, sometimes normally, just like the fake negro. Just own up to it, creep. You follow me around the board, you're nothing more than a low-grade stalker. Log in under guapo and be a man.




LOL willie, he ain't guapo because im guapo and i aint northrop.
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#430744 - 06/18/09 05:16 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Willi's been having delusions of Hyde aliases on the board.




The following message is from Mr. Hyde:
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Dear Dimwits...
Although it always warms my heart to hear that my name has resurfaced [ even in the context of Willie's whiskey-fuelled paranoia ], and despite the years of joy I derived from being the sand in everyone's swimtrunks... I can assure you all that I have neither the energy nor the inclination to make an "alt". If and when I change my mind, a memo will be circulated. Personally I think all this alt obsession is a little retarded, even for XPT... but wtf do I know. In any case, carry on with your nonsense whilst I resume stalking pws and preying on small children. [ in fact, as we speak I'm downloading season 2 of "The Six Million Dollar Man", which is quite a bit more disturbing ].
Yours always, and with warmest regards ~

William Phineas Bartholomew Hyde Esq



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#430745 - 06/18/09 05:31 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
Gia, I always enjoy the candid pics of you. You always look so dang cute in them.

Do you object to being called 'cute'?

Does this post qualify as 'worshiping the shit out of your anus'?

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#430746 - 06/18/09 06:27 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Personally I think all this alt obsession is a little retarded, even for XPT... but wtf do I know.




Hyde knows zilch!

Look, I appreciate you guys being entertained enough by this little game to participate. But, I've already tried to explain this to the board, if Willi isn't given some kind of foot-hold, some kind of way to feel like he's not making a complete buffoon of himself, he just slinks off, and doesn't play at all!! I didn't hit on it too hard, but it was in the "lower your game" shtick in the Fanboi Willi thread. If key people on the board run around effortlessly ticking off any shtick Willi has on me, I'm not gonna get any milage at all off that cow!

So, from heretofore, I would appreciate if the board would just play along and pretend I'm Guapo. That was Willi's last accusation and I believe Willi stick to it. Willi is not the type of person who goes back on his word. I know it's lame, but that's all Willi's been able to come up with. I especially don't think it's necessary to go into threads and just flat let Willi off the hook. He's not that bad off! If we give him some kind of handi-cap, some kind of advantage, I believe Willi is capable of growing and possibly even landing some kind of blow that may even be funny.

Thanks in advance to all those willing to help Willi along. You cooperation is appreciated.

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#430747 - 06/18/09 10:31 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Who you are nor anything else about you is important enough to command cooperation from anyone. Say your piece, stfu, or sit in the bleachers. It makes no difference.

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#430748 - 06/19/09 12:12 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Bornyo, command cooperation? I think you've managed to somehow get yourself all discombobulated again!

Bornyo ->

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#430749 - 06/19/09 08:49 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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Those are some FUGLY shoes.
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#430750 - 06/19/09 09:15 PM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
Gia stole those sneakers from A.C. Cream.
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#430751 - 06/20/09 03:57 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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Quote:

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Those are some FUGLY shoes.





Forget the Iranian Godess Gia in that photo...

Is that a giant Jew nose in the top left...or someone's elbow? Or some sort of bird-man's beak sticking into the exposure?

And that cheap, shitty plastic folding beach chair...did some stupid porner really think it was a great idea to get some whore printed on them with a shitty weed leaf...or is that another Photoshop?


(And its great to see "Karma's Fist" back)
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#430752 - 06/20/09 04:08 AM Re: ChristianXXX changes his porno name
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Loc: The 4th International
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Gia stole those sneakers from A.C. Cream.




From the looks of Gia, it was a trade off:

Gia's foodcoupons for AC's shoes.
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