It's all my fault, it's all my fault, its all my fault (missing from picture is matt damon hugging andrew blake). Seriously though, is this guy like the porno version of johnny darko and jules jordan's francis ford coppola? I hope not, but he could be, right?



Ahh the men in dane cross' relationship, hes a lucky lady. Look at top left, the atkins diet has worked wonders for ac cream, my boy is looking good.




Its weird, the girls christian date always end up leaving him because they can't handle that he likes dudes as well, but after the relationship they start to take on a manish type appearance, kim chambers, phoenix and kianna, wait a minute, I recognize that gaggle of mexicans, somewhere in an empty show room is a girl with a stick in her ass slowly allowing herself to cry.




Good grief, somewhere two sets of parents who pretended to raises these monsters are now pretending to be devastated by what they have become. Look at the one on the right, does she have bow tie tattooes all up and down the back of her legs? Jesus christ, well thats sexy, well worth the time and money to get that done to yourself, if you hate yourself that much why not just does us all a favor and cut with the vein, fucking mess, I dont get it, you get into porn where looks are everything, its the difference in your rates and how much work you get and you go ahead and do that to yourself, its like a target for those florida snuff director types, fucking idiot.



Sunny is a pretty girl, major bitch though and judging by this picture it can go horribly wrong real fast, theres a reason why she picked the belt with the chain attatched.




Whatever it is these guys have you can clearly see by the expression on monica's face that its working, nothing drops panties faster then goofy, good clean fun loving hip hop fans, whats with showing up to a porn convention trying to promote your hip hop station? Its a fucking porn convention, its the whores stage to shine.




If you are pushing past your 50's grey and starting to bald, here is my tip to you, grow a bill murray royal tenebaums beard, get a set of reading glasses and a all black get up, and get your ass to a porn convention you will trick more first year whores into believing you own a major company and getting ass from it then jrv has padova voice mails saved.
I have a feeling this guy is on his way to graceland though, better check the soles of his shoes, could be something of value, what follows is the sound of silence coming from the empty show room where a stick is being removed and a clown knows its time to leave the circus.



Who is this handsome devil?



See when you are both fat and hideous you need to really go all out and launch a full scale attack of distraction, so you are trying to focus on all the different things that are wrong that it starts to make sense and before you know it he becomes interesting, then you talk to him and he slowly becomes attractive and before you know it a few drinks later you wake up and notice your panties and dress on the floor in front of you, and your bed doesnt smell like you remember and you turn around and see his face behind you, you are filled with both regret for doing it and excitement of being such a whore that you'd sleep with this ugly mug, thats what this guy goes through everyday though, now you have a better understanding of why guys like this get into porn, could you imagine the work needed otherwise?




Teagan going to all lengths to send her mother to an early grave, at least he looks like a good father figure/role model for her kids.