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#430259 - 06/15/09 03:22 AM
Eroctica LA 2009 Pics Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
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In honor of the late k1ng, smartt and sammura, i'll dust of a tired bit for the critics. Christina?  The ultimate "at least shes not" picture of all time, reminded me of the chris rock bit of a father's job is to keep his daughter off the pole, thats his one purpose, this picture is for the dad's that failed to do that, they can have this, my daughter may be a stripper but "at least she not" at a porn convention with a stick poking out of her ass while a gaggle of mexicans throw rings at it.  You'd figure fucking david spade would be a sexual low point for anyone, Kelli proves there is room to stoop lower. Her face is strung drum tight, her hair recently colored, tanned and plucked, but the eyes never lie, you can see the sadness in this one, you never want your regrets filmed.  XPT's own Teagan Presley, even the tatted up, two baby dady, hard drugged damaged hair train wreck version of her is very fuckable. I dont feel good admitting that id love to fuck her while hearing her kids fighting over who's daddy is better in the other room, pausing mid fuck while she puts on a wall-e dvd for them as she is finding it hard to get in the mood with their little voices carrying into her room, coming back in and putting it in her ass. It doesnt even have to be me, just someone, film it and i'll buy it.  Ohh myy goodnesssss. You know what, im going to step back from the actual picture and focus on who was taking it, you have to know that Gia knew exactly what she was doing with this one, you just know she was beaming with excitement with what could be done with it. Mike Tyson said in the 80's that he throws every punch with bad intentions, and this is a perfect example, this is gia's 80's tyson punch, she wanted bad things to come from it, and im not going to go there, its too much, its too easy, and im envious of her delusional self confidence, so i'll just say , bless her heart, carry on my wayward daughter, carry on with your bad self (finger snaps)  XPT's own Monica Foster who is formulating a theory of why there are a lack of fans at her booth, im sure it has to do with the white organisers placing her next to a demon banner, insinuating that she is a black devil, we are right here (fingers from my eyes, to her eyes and back to mine)
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#430260 - 06/15/09 03:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
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 What can I say, im a lucky man ok im tired and got sick of the slow loading pictures, just a short one this year, see you all next year, love monkey
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#430261 - 06/15/09 04:10 AM
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You'd figure fucking david spade would be a sexual low point for anyone, Kelli proves there is room to stoop lower. Her face is strung drum tight, her hair recently colored, tanned and plucked, but the eyes never lie, you can see the sadness in this one, you never want your regrets filmed.
I have no idea who "Kelly" is , but this girl looks like a cross between Courteney Cox (the Friends actress) , and Katin 
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#430262 - 06/17/09 12:59 AM
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You'd figure fucking david spade would be a sexual low point for anyone, Kelli proves there is room to stoop lower. Her face is strung drum tight, her hair recently colored, tanned and plucked, but the eyes never lie, you can see the sadness in this one, you never want your regrets filmed.
I have no idea who "Kelly" is , but this girl looks like a cross between Courteney Cox (the Friends actress) , and Katin
forehead to nose very courtney, nose to chin very jack nicholson as the joker.
P.S Gia, you care to chime in on my claim of the motive behind some of your pictures, I think this poor girl needs to know the truth, she sent me a pm.
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#430263 - 06/17/09 08:56 AM
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Monkey, please do more of these photos and are there any pics of our favorite whore stalkers?
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#430264 - 06/17/09 10:57 AM
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Monkey, please do more of these photos and are there any pics of our favorite whore stalkers?
i asked Gia about them but she saw no sign. when the economy even impacts PW stalking, you know its bad. that and I hear southwest got really strict about their two seats = two tickets policy.
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#430267 - 06/18/09 01:10 AM
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Does Eric still count as a stalker? Eric was there but he absolutely refused me taking his pic. His mutton chops were in full force, like protruding 5 inches of bristle from his face. I asked him if he grew them to smuggle Bree Olson out of the building.
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#430269 - 06/18/09 01:38 AM
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dude, i tried to sneak a shot of eric a few times and he'd cover his face and duck. i don't get it. as for teagan and the birthday girl, i liked the energy they had together. she was a teagan fan and teagan was very attentive and appreciative twds her. it was real.
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#430271 - 06/18/09 01:49 AM
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don't have those either. i don't understand why eric doesn't want pics. he's had them before. we all know what he looks like with or without the dead alley cat on his visage.
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#430275 - 06/18/09 10:32 AM
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Registered: 05/18/09
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Is she preg?
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#430278 - 06/18/09 11:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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 It's all my fault, it's all my fault, its all my fault (missing from picture is matt damon hugging andrew blake). Seriously though, is this guy like the porno version of johnny darko and jules jordan's francis ford coppola? I hope not, but he could be, right?  Ahh the men in dane cross' relationship, hes a lucky lady. Look at top left, the atkins diet has worked wonders for ac cream, my boy is looking good.  Its weird, the girls christian date always end up leaving him because they can't handle that he likes dudes as well, but after the relationship they start to take on a manish type appearance, kim chambers, phoenix and kianna, wait a minute, I recognize that gaggle of mexicans, somewhere in an empty show room is a girl with a stick in her ass slowly allowing herself to cry.  Good grief, somewhere two sets of parents who pretended to raises these monsters are now pretending to be devastated by what they have become. Look at the one on the right, does she have bow tie tattooes all up and down the back of her legs? Jesus christ, well thats sexy, well worth the time and money to get that done to yourself, if you hate yourself that much why not just does us all a favor and cut with the vein, fucking mess, I dont get it, you get into porn where looks are everything, its the difference in your rates and how much work you get and you go ahead and do that to yourself, its like a target for those florida snuff director types, fucking idiot.  Sunny is a pretty girl, major bitch though and judging by this picture it can go horribly wrong real fast, theres a reason why she picked the belt with the chain attatched.  Whatever it is these guys have you can clearly see by the expression on monica's face that its working, nothing drops panties faster then goofy, good clean fun loving hip hop fans, whats with showing up to a porn convention trying to promote your hip hop station? Its a fucking porn convention, its the whores stage to shine.  If you are pushing past your 50's grey and starting to bald, here is my tip to you, grow a bill murray royal tenebaums beard, get a set of reading glasses and a all black get up, and get your ass to a porn convention you will trick more first year whores into believing you own a major company and getting ass from it then jrv has padova voice mails saved. I have a feeling this guy is on his way to graceland though, better check the soles of his shoes, could be something of value, what follows is the sound of silence coming from the empty show room where a stick is being removed and a clown knows its time to leave the circus.  Who is this handsome devil?  See when you are both fat and hideous you need to really go all out and launch a full scale attack of distraction, so you are trying to focus on all the different things that are wrong that it starts to make sense and before you know it he becomes interesting, then you talk to him and he slowly becomes attractive and before you know it a few drinks later you wake up and notice your panties and dress on the floor in front of you, and your bed doesnt smell like you remember and you turn around and see his face behind you, you are filled with both regret for doing it and excitement of being such a whore that you'd sleep with this ugly mug, thats what this guy goes through everyday though, now you have a better understanding of why guys like this get into porn, could you imagine the work needed otherwise?  Teagan going to all lengths to send her mother to an early grave, at least he looks like a good father figure/role model for her kids.
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#430280 - 06/18/09 11:28 PM
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Thank you Monks. One question, does . . . . let's call him JJ, yeah, JJ, does he have the AIDS?
Teagan wherever you are, dump that piece of shit. I'll move you back to Iowa and clean you all up good, so long as you don't mind cooking 3 squares a day for the fam and milking the cows. Your bastard kids can work the fields and sleep in the barn. 
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#430281 - 06/18/09 11:31 PM
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Thank you Monks. One question, does . . . . let's call him JJ, yeah, JJ, does he have the AIDS?
Teagan wherever you are, dump that piece of shit. I'll move you back to Iowa and clean you all up good, so long as you don't mind cooking 3 squares a day for the fam and milking the cows. Your bastard kids can work the fields and sleep in the barn.
I... Jules doesn't have aids, I can assure you, and yes teagan is a sweet girl but she constantly makes horrible decision after horrible decision, her kids need her to step up to the plate and latch onto a safer bet, I heard eric is on the market, if shes interested?
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#430282 - 06/19/09 01:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Monks, I love you. Love, gia.
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#430283 - 06/19/09 02:08 AM
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I'm Rick James , bitch !!! 
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#430285 - 06/19/09 09:33 AM
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HAAAAAAAA! I was thinking the exact same thing...
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#430286 - 06/19/09 09:51 AM
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Looks like a jew.
With a Jheri Curl.
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#430287 - 06/19/09 03:59 PM
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I thought this was Jamie Gillis ???
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#430290 - 06/20/09 12:28 AM
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If you are pushing past your 50's grey and starting to bald, here is my tip to you, grow a bill murray royal tenebaums beard, get a set of reading glasses and a all black get up, and get your ass to a porn convention you will trick more first year whores into believing you own a major company and getting ass from it then jrv has padova voice mails saved.
I have a feeling this guy is on his way to graceland though, better check the soles of his shoes, could be something of value, what follows is the sound of silence coming from the empty show room where a stick is being removed and a clown knows its time to leave the circus.
That's Ken Marcus, he's a very famous fetish photographer and he's of my mom's generation. Nice guy, does great work.
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#430292 - 06/20/09 02:59 AM
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Well, he's Jewish.
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#430293 - 06/20/09 05:52 PM
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Monks, I love you. Love, gia.
Thanks Gia, I love me too (pats self on back)
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That's Ken Marcus, he's a very famous fetish photographer and he's of my mom's generation. Nice guy, does great work.
I don't care who he is, he looks like a cross between mr kotter and paul simon and is wearing all black at a porn convention, only one man that I know of can pull off that look and he is fast becoming an icon as his 'empire' grows.
Holly, when are you going to just let it loose and make it public the people you hate, a little less will smith and a little more donny would be tits.
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#430301 - 06/22/09 12:28 AM
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Holly, when are you going to just let it loose and make it public the people you hate, a little less will smith and a little more donny would be tits.
I don't hate anybody-- that's not really my nature. There are people I dislike, but not many. But regardless I wouldn't say who on a public forum-- I've learned my lesson from making that mistake in the past. Ask me in person and I'll tell ya. 
im too afraid to make that leap Holly, although I was once like 5 feet away from you, and you smelled terrific.
If it was more than 2 1/2 years ago it was probably vodka that you smelled.
yeah you were making quite a fool of yourself its why I didnt introduce myself, but you didnt smell like booze, was more of a lightish vanilla scent, very sexy and classy unlike your behavior that night, we all have out moments I guess, hows married life treating you?
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#430302 - 06/22/09 12:39 AM
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Holly, when are you going to just let it loose and make it public the people you hate, a little less will smith and a little more donny would be tits.
I don't hate anybody-- that's not really my nature. There are people I dislike, but not many. But regardless I wouldn't say who on a public forum-- I've learned my lesson from making that mistake in the past. Ask me in person and I'll tell ya.
im too afraid to make that leap Holly, although I was once like 5 feet away from you, and you smelled terrific.
If it was more than 2 1/2 years ago it was probably vodka that you smelled.
yeah you were making quite a fool of yourself its why I didnt introduce myself, but you didnt smell like booze, was more of a lightish vanilla scent, very sexy and classy unlike your behavior that night, we all have out moments I guess, hows married life treating you?
Moments, yeah... my moment was about a decade, lol... Married life is fine, even though he had to go back to England to finish a job so I won't see him again until August...
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#430303 - 06/22/09 12:41 AM
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Holly, when are you going to just let it loose and make it public the people you hate, a little less will smith and a little more donny would be tits.
I don't hate anybody-- that's not really my nature. There are people I dislike, but not many. But regardless I wouldn't say who on a public forum-- I've learned my lesson from making that mistake in the past. Ask me in person and I'll tell ya.
im too afraid to make that leap Holly, although I was once like 5 feet away from you, and you smelled terrific.
If it was more than 2 1/2 years ago it was probably vodka that you smelled.
yeah you were making quite a fool of yourself its why I didnt introduce myself, but you didnt smell like booze, was more of a lightish vanilla scent, very sexy and classy unlike your behavior that night, we all have out moments I guess, hows married life treating you?
Moments, yeah... my moment was about a decade, lol... Married life is fine, even though he had to go back to England to finish a job so I won't see him again until August...
Ohh? What happened 10 years ago? Do tell, and the best marriages are the ones where each person spend a lot of time apart, its why divroce rates were so low from couples throughout the first two world wars.
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#430304 - 06/22/09 12:42 AM
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Holly, when are you going to just let it loose and make it public the people you hate, a little less will smith and a little more donny would be tits.
I don't hate anybody-- that's not really my nature. There are people I dislike, but not many. But regardless I wouldn't say who on a public forum-- I've learned my lesson from making that mistake in the past. Ask me in person and I'll tell ya.
im too afraid to make that leap Holly, although I was once like 5 feet away from you, and you smelled terrific.
If it was more than 2 1/2 years ago it was probably vodka that you smelled.
yeah you were making quite a fool of yourself its why I didnt introduce myself, but you didnt smell like booze, was more of a lightish vanilla scent, very sexy and classy unlike your behavior that night, we all have out moments I guess, hows married life treating you?
You must have really been there because I've been wearing some version of scented vanilla for years now. Anyhow nothing happened 10 years ago, I'd just been a heavy drinker for about 10 years before I got my shit together, that's all.
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#430305 - 06/22/09 12:47 AM
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Holly, when are you going to just let it loose and make it public the people you hate, a little less will smith and a little more donny would be tits.
I don't hate anybody-- that's not really my nature. There are people I dislike, but not many. But regardless I wouldn't say who on a public forum-- I've learned my lesson from making that mistake in the past. Ask me in person and I'll tell ya.
im too afraid to make that leap Holly, although I was once like 5 feet away from you, and you smelled terrific.
If it was more than 2 1/2 years ago it was probably vodka that you smelled.
yeah you were making quite a fool of yourself its why I didnt introduce myself, but you didnt smell like booze, was more of a lightish vanilla scent, very sexy and classy unlike your behavior that night, we all have out moments I guess, hows married life treating you?
You must have really been there because I've been wearing some version of scented vanilla for years now. Anyhow nothing happened 10 years ago, I'd just been a heavy drinker for about 10 years before I got my shit together, that's all.
Ohh Holly you don't want to know the lengths I go to feel close to you ( ), some people might call it obsessive and creepy but my boy eric calls it monday through friday, it comes from a place of love.
Ahh on the drinking, can you please share one story of sexual regret from those days, it doesnt have to be the one that haunts you the most but a top 5er would be nice, thanks monkey.
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#430307 - 06/22/09 12:58 AM
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Seriously if it was back in the drinking days I don't remember anybody.
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