In honor of the late k1ng, smartt and sammura, i'll dust of a tired bit for the critics. Christina?




The ultimate "at least shes not" picture of all time, reminded me of the chris rock bit of a father's job is to keep his daughter off the pole, thats his one purpose, this picture is for the dad's that failed to do that, they can have this, my daughter may be a stripper but "at least she not" at a porn convention with a stick poking out of her ass while a gaggle of mexicans throw rings at it.



You'd figure fucking david spade would be a sexual low point for anyone, Kelli proves there is room to stoop lower. Her face is strung drum tight, her hair recently colored, tanned and plucked, but the eyes never lie, you can see the sadness in this one, you never want your regrets filmed.



XPT's own Teagan Presley, even the tatted up, two baby dady, hard drugged damaged hair train wreck version of her is very fuckable. I dont feel good admitting that id love to fuck her while hearing her kids fighting over who's daddy is better in the other room, pausing mid fuck while she puts on a wall-e dvd for them as she is finding it hard to get in the mood with their little voices carrying into her room, coming back in and putting it in her ass. It doesnt even have to be me, just someone, film it and i'll buy it.




Ohh myy goodnesssss. You know what, im going to step back from the actual picture and focus on who was taking it, you have to know that Gia knew exactly what she was doing with this one, you just know she was beaming with excitement with what could be done with it. Mike Tyson said in the 80's that he throws every punch with bad intentions, and this is a perfect example, this is gia's 80's tyson punch, she wanted bad things to come from it, and im not going to go there, its too much, its too easy, and im envious of her delusional self confidence, so i'll just say , bless her heart, carry on my wayward daughter, carry on with your bad self (finger snaps)



XPT's own Monica Foster who is formulating a theory of why there are a lack of fans at her booth, im sure it has to do with the white organisers placing her next to a demon banner, insinuating that she is a black devil, we are right here (fingers from my eyes, to her eyes and back to mine)