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#430206 - 06/14/09 01:09 PM UBB posting tips
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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I prepare longer posts in OS X's TextEdit, similar to Notepad in Windows. For images hosted elsewhere (linked to), the code will always look like this:

[image]URL[/image]

Here's a real example:


And you should see Eve Laurence blowing snot on the cover of GF18.

For images uploaded to the forum, your UBB code will look like this:
[image]http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/postnumber-filename[/image]
I normally use an x instead of "postnumber" and I know the filename, so for the picture I have of Cherry Poppins blowing snot, I use this code:


And after I post, I'll get the post number from the post's header, edit the post, replace the x with the post number, and upload Cherry's picture.

For links to other web pages, the UBB code will always be:
text you want

So, for the Gag Factor catalog page, the code will look like this:
Gag Factor catalog

And below I post a screen cap of the text file I used to prepare this post. The only edits I did to the paste of the text file is to put the post number in place of the two x's for the Cherry pic and the screen cap, and upload the files.



-Chuck, vegetarian fanboy


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#430207 - 06/14/09 01:36 PM Re: UBB posting tips
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Well done Chuck.

I don't usually make my posts like that. But I am very fond of a Firefox extension called BBCodeXtra.

The features are mostly enabled by highlighting and right clicking things.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/491
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#430208 - 06/14/09 07:04 PM Re: UBB posting tips
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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You know it was Gina Gershon's birthday 2 days ago. That's real talk.

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#430209 - 06/14/09 09:34 PM Re: UBB posting tips
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

You know it was Gina Gershon's birthday 2 days ago. That's real talk.





Damn you got that right Loopnode! She is absolutely stunning
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#430210 - 06/14/09 09:44 PM Re: UBB posting tips
Anonymous
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Quote:

You know it was Gina Gershon's birthday 2 days ago. That's real talk.






and to commemorate this occasion.....

double feature will be played....


Bound (w/Jennifer Tilly) and yes you guessed it....Showgirls (w/Elizabeth Berkley).....






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#430211 - 06/14/09 09:46 PM Re: UBB posting tips
Anonymous
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will we ever be able to embed youtube video in a post???

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#430212 - 06/15/09 01:16 AM Re: UBB posting tips
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
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The gf and I enjoy the program. Play on.


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#430213 - 12/30/09 02:57 PM Re: UBB posting tips
charin Offline
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Bump for Lou
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#430214 - 12/30/09 02:59 PM Re: UBB posting tips
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Like I fucken care...

Happy blue moon Chucky-fucky...
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#430215 - 12/30/09 03:02 PM Re: UBB posting tips
charin Offline
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I have as many days off now as you.
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#430216 - 12/30/09 03:03 PM Re: UBB posting tips
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You'll remember more of yours...
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#430217 - 12/30/09 04:39 PM Re: UBB posting tips
Anonymous
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Quote:

You know it was Gina Gershon's birthday 2 days ago. That's real talk.






now that was not nice...now im horny....fuck

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#430218 - 12/30/09 04:51 PM Re: UBB posting tips
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Quote:

I have as many days off now as you.




Hey Chuck... Seen this?. JB honored them...HUGE.
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#430219 - 12/30/09 05:06 PM Re: UBB posting tips
charin Offline
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Thanks, I enjoyed that.

Quote:

You'll remember more of yours...




And that's the way we both want it, so all is right with the world.
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#430220 - 12/30/09 05:13 PM Re: UBB posting tips
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Glad you liked it because that was awesome...
And agreed.
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#430221 - 12/30/09 08:02 PM Re: UBB posting tips
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Semper crescis. Aut decrescis. Vita detestabilis.
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#430222 - 12/31/09 01:54 AM Re: UBB posting tips
Anonymous
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Quote:

JB honored them...HUGE.




What did I do now? Nevermind. This thread has ventured way beyond the pale, so let's give it more of...







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#430223 - 01/13/10 06:15 PM Re: UBB posting tips
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Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141

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#430224 - 01/13/10 06:32 PM Re: UBB posting tips
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
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Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:

800x600 fits perfect.




No it doesn't. The posts stretches. 600 pixels wide is always best and fits perfectly on here.


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#430225 - 01/13/10 06:35 PM Re: UBB posting tips
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Registered: 11/01/09
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Quote:

Quote:

800x600 fits perfect.




No it doesn't. The posts stretches. 600 pixels wide is always best and fits perfectly on here.






i thought you have a desktop computer.

are you still on your bf's notebook?
What was that with the paypal donation thing for your blog?


800x600:

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#430226 - 01/13/10 06:49 PM Re: UBB posting tips
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Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:

i thought you have a desktop computer.

are you still on your bf's notebook?
What was that with the paypal donation thing for your blog?






When I have to manually scroll the bottom scroll to see the entire picture, then it's too big which anything over 600 pixels here breaks the post.

What's wrong with having a Paypal button? Most places I go to have one. Why shouldn't I? Why does it concern you? Oh yes, you read it on my Twitter ..... again.




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#430227 - 01/13/10 08:13 PM Re: UBB posting tips
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
You have twitter?. Hit me up.
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#430228 - 01/13/10 09:36 PM Re: UBB posting tips
Anonymous
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Quote:

What was that with the paypal donation thing for your blog?





Say what now?

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#430229 - 01/13/10 09:53 PM Re: UBB posting tips
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
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Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:

Quote:

What was that with the paypal donation thing for your blog?





Say what now?




Do you have a problem with Paypal too or questioning why he was asking it?



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#430230 - 01/13/10 10:17 PM Re: UBB posting tips
Anonymous
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

What was that with the paypal donation thing for your blog?







Say what now?






Do you have a problem with Paypal too or questioning why he was asking it?






I'm suggesting that if you're soliciting coin on your porn blog you're as much of a whore as anyone else even tangentially related to porn. Which means, for once and for all, it's entirely legitimate to say:


Tits or GTFO.

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#430231 - 01/14/10 04:43 PM Re: UBB posting tips
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Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
Quote:

Quote:

i thought you have a desktop computer.

are you still on your bf's notebook?
What was that with the paypal donation thing for your blog?






When I have to manually scroll the bottom scroll to see the entire picture, then it's too big which anything over 600 pixels here breaks the post.

What's wrong with having a Paypal button? Most places I go to have one. Why shouldn't I? Why does it concern you? Oh yes, you read it on my Twitter ..... again.








What about an amazon wishlist? Frog or one of your other 5 readers could buy you a new computer.

What's the name of your bf btw?


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#430233 - 01/14/10 05:45 PM Re: UBB posting tips
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Frog or one of your other 5 readers




I've invited Frog here in the past ...

... with the admonishment that his amphibian frame would go *squish*.
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