Hear ye, hear ye. By orders of my lord, the Queen of the Damned, I hereby declare any demands for booty and the such, subservient first to our 100% claim. My lord would like to offer franchise opportunities in exchange for any claim you may so kindly forward to our loyal steward and gate keeper, Nbdy move Nbdy gets hurt.
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Knight Evermore V, AKA The Duke of Rightful Retaliation, servant to all pissed-off castle wenches