What is wrong with me? Names withheld to protect the innocent.



Re: Hi (***************)

From: ****************

I have no idea if youre being sincere, crafty, or sarcastic. I will treat it as sincere, in hopes that you mean it that way. If not, well... so be it.

If you do mean it.. then.. Thank you, I am glad you enjoy my work, I truly love hearing that from people!!

As for a porn star, thank you but I am really not. I am a porn performer. I will probably never be a porn 'star' nor do I really have any aspirations to be such honestly.

My opinion of your cock, no it is not small at all. I would gently suggest a lil manscaping, if I may? Just trimming, nothing crazy necessary

I would never show the picture to anyone. You may be totally fucking with me for all I know at the moment. However, if you are or arent, I simply am not the type of person who would do anything like that.

I hope youre week has been a good one and that the weekend is even better!!

Re: hey **************

From: **************

I would consider you sick and disgusting.

Re: whore

From: ************

At the moment Im going for a BA in psychology and then I'd like to get a masters in counseling so I can be a therapist.

Re: Sammura

From: **************

Both have big lips, kinky hair, and smell an hour after you wash them.

Do us all a favor

From: *************

and ban Tritone.

Re: hey

From: A*** P**z*r

How you know how I look like?

-Alex

Re: hey ********

From: ******************

You're a dick monkey, I dont meet up with STRANGERS. And my hair is one of my best attributes, I get compliemnts 24/7 from random people. I wouldnt fuck you if you had a cock or a vagina....You my friend are the bottom of the barrel in my opinion. Burg is my man.

Re: you are the best

From: *************

nigga i thought you had 30 minutes to live?

NIGGA THEM 30 MINUTES WAS LIKE 10 DAYS AGO SON!

Re: Please take a moment

From: ************

i feel like that nigga need a wu remix. bitches panties get real wet on wu remix joints. You hear that liquid swords remix? gza got bitches panties stinkin on that one.

Re: Hey

From: **************8

It is time we talked in person via phone. Give me a phone number and the time you will be at it (I am assuming you are smart enough to give me a payphone number that accepts incoming.) or give me your Mom's number, let's talk at least once, and then if it gets any worse you can tell her "I am one of your "war group's" members from Dungeons and Dragons who has had some type of irreparable tear in the fabric of fantasy vs reality. Dont worry Ma, he is ********, the most he will do is ****** into your flower bed and poop."

<******** taps foot. waits for phone number>

Re: hey ******** its me jules

From: **********

Hey Jules. : )

The makeup artist? Damn your good. lol

anyways, I hate to be the one to say it, cause I always hated it when people said it to me, but, I went to rehab, and am active in ******. For a long time now. Thats why I disappeared.
I'd be down to go to a meeting with you. Mine are on Tues and Thurs.
They really really help.

I hope you are doing well girl...

julie

From: ************

hi
what do you think about Julie's Robbins great career?
do you miss her?
why?

Everyone single one of these are real, If ive made an edit ive used *****, nothing else has been added.

Douche!!