Dear noblemen, castlewenches, and those coming off of methamphetimines, by orders of my lady, my lord, The Honorable Queen of the Damned in this great year of MMIX, I hereby declare any attempts at red-herring and the such punishable by anal copulation at %1500 per scene, of which will be used to generate approximately $10 millions dollars of which you will see none, until the time that my great lady, mi lord, The Honorable Queen of the Damned, decides to incinerate literally the server.