Do you absolute idiots think for a second that I would merely state my purpose in your great forum, if to be by provocation or by insulting bribes? Insulting! While I stand my post, please, fetch me some flynt.

And you castle-wenches, by orders of my lady, my lord, you are hereby requested to cease and desist your ridiculously transparent red herring attempts. This is an order, established by my great Queen of the Damned in this great year of my lord MMIX. Consider these words your final warning.