Alex, a tightass jew such as yourself should know how to maximize the all you can eat experience. Don't fuck with the cakes, bread, or potatoes. That shit is cheap. They want you to eat it to fill yourself up. Pace yourself. Beef, pork, and chicken do well on a buffet table. Seafood is always shitty. If your first two plates have nothing but meat on them, you can rest assured knowing that the buffet has lost any chance of making a profit off your jew ass.