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How can I get free food at Atlantic City?

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Poop on a surfboard and sell it to some Japanese tourist…

Then -
take the money you earn and spend it on a Taiwanese shemale midget with herpes…

Then -
Once you have herpes, go to the nearest free clinic for a shot, at the same time steal a bunch of those tongue depressors….

Then -
with the tongue depressors, build a replica of the London bridge and sell it to some child for her school project…

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The money you make from the sale, go to the nearest casino/diner, eat till you are full, visit the bathroom then dash for the door.

Take the money you saved -

And buy back the poop on the surfboard from the Japanese tourist, and add it to your collection!

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I just want a free chilly dog.

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