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#429657 - 06/11/09 05:19 PM
Re: Atlantic City
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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How can I get free food at Atlantic City?
Poop on a surfboard and sell it to some Japanese tourist…
Then -
take the money you earn and spend it on a Taiwanese shemale midget with herpes…
Then -
Once you have herpes, go to the nearest free clinic for a shot, at the same time steal a bunch of those tongue depressors….
Then -
with the tongue depressors, build a replica of the London bridge and sell it to some child for her school project…
With -
The money you make from the sale, go to the nearest casino/diner, eat till you are full, visit the bathroom then dash for the door.
Take the money you saved -
And buy back the poop on the surfboard from the Japanese tourist, and add it to your collection!
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#429658 - 06/11/09 05:30 PM
Re: Atlantic City
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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How can I get free food at Atlantic City?
Poop on a surfboard and sell it to some Japanese tourist…
Then -
take the money you earn and spend it on a Taiwanese shemale midget with herpes…
Then -
Once you have herpes, go to the nearest free clinic for a shot, at the same time steal a bunch of those tongue depressors….
Then -
with the tongue depressors, build a replica of the London bridge and sell it to some child for her school project…
With -
The money you make from the sale, go to the nearest casino/diner, eat till you are full, visit the bathroom then dash for the door.
Take the money you saved -
And buy back the poop on the surfboard from the Japanese tourist, and add it to your collection!
I just want a free chilly dog.
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#429659 - 06/11/09 05:45 PM
Re: Atlantic City
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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How can I get free food at Atlantic City?
Poop on a surfboard and sell it to some Japanese tourist…
Then -
take the money you earn and spend it on a Taiwanese shemale midget with herpes…
Then -
Once you have herpes, go to the nearest free clinic for a shot, at the same time steal a bunch of those tongue depressors….
Then -
with the tongue depressors, build a replica of the London bridge and sell it to some child for her school project…
With -
The money you make from the sale, go to the nearest casino/diner, eat till you are full, visit the bathroom then dash for the door.
Take the money you saved -
And buy back the poop on the surfboard from the Japanese tourist, and add it to your collection!
I just want a free chilly dog.
But you do want the poop on the surfboard too huh?
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#429660 - 06/11/09 06:58 PM
Re: Atlantic City
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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How can I get free food at Atlantic City?
Poop on a surfboard and sell it to some Japanese tourist…
Then -
take the money you earn and spend it on a Taiwanese shemale midget with herpes…
Then -
Once you have herpes, go to the nearest free clinic for a shot, at the same time steal a bunch of those tongue depressors….
Then -
with the tongue depressors, build a replica of the London bridge and sell it to some child for her school project…
With -
The money you make from the sale, go to the nearest casino/diner, eat till you are full, visit the bathroom then dash for the door.
Take the money you saved -
And buy back the poop on the surfboard from the Japanese tourist, and add it to your collection!
I just want a free chilly dog.
But you do want the poop on the surfboard too huh?
No.
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#429661 - 06/11/09 08:30 PM
Re: Atlantic City
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Claw your way under the boardwalk and wait for fries to fall through. Same thing you do in Coney Island you cheap fuck.
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#429662 - 06/11/09 08:31 PM
Re: Atlantic City
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Jenny Hendrix is there now. Stand outside her hotel room for her room service leftovers.
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#429663 - 06/11/09 11:08 PM
Re: Atlantic City
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Kill yourself.
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#429664 - 06/12/09 01:56 AM
Re: Atlantic City
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Jenny Hendrix is there now. Stand outside her hotel room for her room service leftovers.
Is she really? Imma be back there in a couple days, I might have a couple hours, a couple grand and 25,000,000 burg swimmers to kill...nah, on second thought, I can get a totally hott Stripper for a HOLE night for that and still have $$ left over for Chilidogs or Softserve or whatever the fuck...
Fuck all these "Hobbyists" and their overweening desire to dump their spunk on the face of a porn star...where's the challenge and fun in that? You are only doing it to a whore who has fucked guys like DICK NAsty for LESS than what she is charging you, AND she is a whore who, at the very moment that you are forking over 2 grand per hour to Hurry-Fuck her, 25,000 men around the world are whacking off to her porn and doing to her Vicariously what You are paying through the Urethra to do...
Now, it is different if you genuinely, TRULY like the porn chick, and she is just the absolute, BONERFIDE embodiment of your dreams....but dont be afraid to try and get her rate to jive with reality, and with the rates of the 1000s of Hott/Hotter chicks out there who just havent fucked on camera yet....
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#429665 - 06/12/09 03:58 AM
Re: Atlantic City
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Jenny Hendrix is there now. Stand outside her hotel room for her room service leftovers.
i still call her Jimmy....just without mad skillz...and dont go into she can such a golf ball through a garden hose.....many have perfected that skill by now.
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#429666 - 06/12/09 04:02 AM
Re: Atlantic City
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Anonymous
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How can I get free food at Atlantic City?
in other news....just "bumrush" a bum.....come on now will you really get locked up?
hes a bum.....no if they get word of your post here.....its felony capitol crime.....your looking at 30 to life.....
but then again......3 hots and a cot 4 life!!!!
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#429670 - 06/14/09 08:00 AM
Re: Atlantic City
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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I spent $26.75 at the Trump Taj Mahal buffet. The food the generally sucked, and I would never pay $26.75 for it if I knew the price beforehand. I thought that the price would be $8.00, $12.00 tops. So when I waited ion line to pay, the cashier said $26.75. I was kinda shocked but paid it anyway. The waiter seated me in one of the most remote areas there and then I proceed to picking the food. For the 1st plate I picked shrimp, mashed potatoes w/gravy, and BBQ ribs. I also asked for a Coke.
The potatoes were the worst that I ever ate, they looked good but tasted like tasteless paste and it was very watery. The shrimp was awfull as well: unpeeled with legs and no taste. I tried peeling it off but then decided that I am not eating that. So, I ate 2 forks of mashed potatoes, and 0 shrimp from the 1st plate. BBQ ribs were okay but not good.
For the 2nd plate I decided to get pizza, so I chose pepperoni & mushrooms and a slice of veggie pizza.
They both rated 6/10. 3rd plate was a slice of roast beef, slice of roasted turkey w/gravy, lo mein, more of BBQ ribs and chicken alfredo. I ate a bit of both roasted meats and pretty much finished everything else. Lo mein was 5/10, roast beef & roasted turkey 6/10 and chicken alfrdo 8/10.
4th plate was more of pizza, 1 slice of pepperoni & mushroom and a thin slice of vegie pizza(new one, just baked) and more of BBQ ribs. The new thin pizza rated 8/10 here, because it actually tasted good compared to the other ones.
Then I went over to the cakes. Here I chose key lime pie with a cup of jello. The key like pie was extremely good: a 10/10. It was the best key lime pie that I ever eaten. The jello was 6/10, nithing special other than the thick plastic cup. Then I chose another slice of the key lime pie and some more jello, because 1 cup is not enough. And for the final plate I chose their cobler. I rated it 8/10 just because it tasted good and nothing more.
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#429671 - 06/14/09 11:55 AM
Re: Atlantic City
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
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Well hell...if I had known you were willing to shell out more then a dollar and a BJ I'd have told you what buffets were better. I lived right outside AC after college for years.I had a friend who was the rest. reviewer for the AC Press and did the whole tour with him! (Woo hoo..THATS how you get free food in AC baby! Connections...a casino town is ALWAYS about connections!)
Of course the best IMO was the Epic Buffet,which I believe is gone now.
But if you are still there and want good food at a decent price 24/7...def go to the Baltimore Grill. Awesome pasta sauce! And white house subs are some of the best in the country,and again,reasonably priced.
Well...reasonable to those of us not looking for handouts anyway.
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#429672 - 06/14/09 12:03 PM
Re: Atlantic City
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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The dude already ate enough for a week- he doesn't need any more suggestions. Cameron you should get your friend to call all the buffet owners and warn them about the russian bear who is eating Atlantic City.
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#429673 - 06/14/09 12:05 PM
Re: Atlantic City
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Well hell...if I had known you were willing to shell out more then a dollar and a BJ I'd have told you what buffets were better. I lived right outside AC after college for years.I had a friend who was the rest. reviewer for the AC Press and did the whole tour with him! (Woo hoo..THATS how you get free food in AC baby! Connections...a casino town is ALWAYS about connections!)
Of course the best IMO was the Epic Buffet,which I believe is gone now.
But if you are still there and want good food at a decent price 24/7...def go to the Baltimore Grill. Awesome pasta sauce! And white house subs are some of the best in the country,and again,reasonably priced.
Well...reasonable to those of us not looking for handouts anyway.
The White House Subs look like crap from the web images. I'd rather eat in Subway than is WHS. I will go to Atlantic City next weekend and will probably eat hot dogs and funnel cake.
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#429675 - 06/14/09 01:20 PM
Re: Atlantic City
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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The White House Subs look like crap from the web images. I'd rather eat in Subway than is WHS. I will go to Atlantic City next weekend and will probably eat hot dogs and funnel cake.
You're an idiot. WHS are famous. Theres almost always a line to get in and every celeb worth mentioning goes there when in town. They are the best fucking subs in the WORLD.
But they do cost more then a dollar so stick to hot dogs.
And Bornyo...my friend doesnt work there anymore or I would totally warn him! LOL!
I don't care about them being famous. I just want to spend more.
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#429678 - 06/14/09 02:29 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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15 percent of $26.75 would be 4 bucks.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Never!!! 
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#429679 - 06/14/09 02:48 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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I spent $26.75 at the Trump Taj Mahal buffet. The food the generally sucked, and I would never pay $26.75 for it if I knew the price beforehand. I thought that the price would be $8.00, $12.00 tops. So when I waited ion line to pay, the cashier said $26.75. I was kinda shocked but paid it anyway.
How could you geto so confused on prices?
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The waiter seated me in one of the most remote areas there and then I proceed to picking the food. For the 1st plate I picked shrimp, mashed potatoes w/gravy, and BBQ ribs. I also asked for a Coke.
Places around here that I eat at, I hate it when they are, we don't have just one specialty, we do everything! How could they possibly stock everything efficiently if it's fresh? They buy it frozen, thaw, and then cook it. I rarely like buffets that are like that. Even this one where I knew the guy when he was going to culinary school, he makes lots of stuff fresh for his buffet. But, it's so much different stuff, the only way for him to do it financially efficiently was to make one thing at a time and just let the stuff sit out there for hours. A chocolate raspberry muffin just doesn't taste as good after it's sat under a heat lamp for 2 hours.
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The potatoes were the worst that I ever ate, they looked good but tasted like tasteless paste and it was very watery. The shrimp was awfull as well: unpeeled with legs and no taste. I tried peeling it off but then decided that I am not eating that. So, I ate 2 forks of mashed potatoes, and 0 shrimp from the 1st plate. BBQ ribs were okay but not good.
It's hard to mess up ribs. The meat was frozen.
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Then I went over to the cakes. Here I chose key lime pie with a cup of jello. The key like pie was extremely good: a 10/10.
Some things freeze well, there are a lot of pies that freeze well.
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#429682 - 06/14/09 04:35 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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My uncle was telling me that he knows people who go to Biloxi to just pay the slot machines. Every hour or so some waitress goes around stamping frequent visitor cards. Apparently, according to uncle, some of his friends feel like the invitations for free hotel rooms in off-season and other freebies, the casino they like is actually paying them more in services than the other way around.
Don't know if you can play it like that in Atlantic City.
Also, for a cheapo, I've been told Blackjack is the game that's got the closest to even odds. If you download some software and get good at Blackjack, you can just sit at the table and go up for awhile and down for awhile. I did that four trips in a row several years ago. You just have to remember to walk away when you're up. When I did it, my threshold was $100, usually betting $5, sometimes as much as $20 a hand.
I signed up for 2 comp cards: Total Rewards and Trump One. I spent most of my time in Taj Mahal and earned $5.00 in comp dollars and 138 tier points. 4,000 tier points bumps up the card to the Executive level and 10,000 tier points brings it up to the Chairman level.
Including food, bus fare and the gambling losses, I was out of around $87.00.
I wanna learn how to play poker.
Also, they had women on the slot machine floor offering drinks, they been offering them like they are free. Are these drinks free? Or is the a tip involved?
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#429684 - 06/14/09 04:57 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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There's always tips involved when it comes to some form of service. Are you inbred?
So how much is a drink for a glass of Coke?
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#429687 - 06/14/09 08:23 PM
Re: Atlantic City
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Apparently, according to uncle, some of his friends feel like the invitations for free hotel rooms in off-season and other freebies, the casino they like is actually paying them more in services than the other way around.
Don't know if you can play it like that in Atlantic City.
Yes, most definitely in Atlantic City as well.
"Off season" in AC is basically January thru March, and then kinda "off" in April and most of MAy. June through September are Prime Time in AC, and unless you are a high roller, you wont get much in the way of comps. October through December are mixed, because of the Holidays and all the shopping available in AC it isnt exactly OFF season.
I have been on a AC kick since January of this year, I grew sick of Vegas plus I was briefly interested in a Nurse in AC. But I have stayed a total of 14 comped nights (out of 18 total) at the Tropicana Between February 5 and June 5...in part because of the slow business climate (actually, try DEAD), and in part because the very first time I stayed in AC in February (5-8), I was with my non-whore female interest who was indeed and RN (Registered Nutjob) and we/she blew about 1500 on Slots (thats how much I SPENT, but in between all the spins we/she won a lot so total action on the 1500 amounted to something like 4,000). So for a 3 day stay, that rated me high enough in the Trop's eyes for them to offer me 2 free nights EACH week (ANY NIGHT, even Saturdays provided they had rooms available) Up until the end of this month, June 28. Not bad...of course, when the host checks your finances, that influences what they give you a little too, at least intitally.
But since I havent been back with the nursey nurse, I have pretty much only played Poker since then ($5-10 NL Holdem - Minimum $300 Maximum $1500 buy-in), so the only shit I expect to be offred AFTER June 28 would be the poker players rate.
I've offered to bring Cameron with me, but she claims she is allergic to wheels or something.... 
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#429688 - 06/14/09 09:58 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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Alex, a tightass jew such as yourself should know how to maximize the all you can eat experience. Don't fuck with the cakes, bread, or potatoes. That shit is cheap. They want you to eat it to fill yourself up. Pace yourself. Beef, pork, and chicken do well on a buffet table. Seafood is always shitty. If your first two plates have nothing but meat on them, you can rest assured knowing that the buffet has lost any chance of making a profit off your jew ass.
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#429689 - 06/14/09 11:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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There's no such thing as Panzer pacing himself. He stuffs his fat fucking ugly contaminated zit face with shitty food the same way he does with tranny cock.
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#429692 - 06/15/09 05:37 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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I see. Because I brought in a sport bottle with my own drink.
^The definition of cheap. If you can't afford a dollar for a drink, then don't go into a fucking casino. Jesus Christ.
I can afford a drink or even 10, but I choose not to pay for it because I can bring my own and save money.
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#429693 - 06/15/09 09:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Dude, that is the definition of cheap. If you had no money and took your own drink, that would be understandable; you could call yourself poor. However, the fact that you feel you CAN afford to buy a drink or two or 10 and choose not to but instead drag a water bottle around with god knows what inside it shows the depths of your cheapness. Sordid indeed.
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#429695 - 06/15/09 05:43 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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There's no such thing as Panzer pacing himself. He stuffs his fat fucking ugly contaminated zit face with shitty food the same way he does with tranny cock.
You are in love with Panzer. Just admit it to yourself and then get a plane ticket to NY.
One of my dreams is to treat Gia to a $1.00 pizza and a $0.25 drink.
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#429696 - 06/15/09 05:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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I'd like to ram a frozen pot roast through your skull.
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#429701 - 06/16/09 07:14 PM
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Anonymous
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There's always tips involved when it comes to some form of service. Are you inbred?
wait a minute here......it all depends on the quality of service.....as well.
I also see JARS for tips at subway and other fast food establishments......if they dont give delivery (pizza) or table side service (Waiting staff).....I DONT tip.
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#429702 - 06/16/09 07:19 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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There's always tips involved when it comes to some form of service. Are you inbred?
wait a minute here......it all depends on the quality of service.....as well.
I also see JARS for tips at subway and other fast food establishments......if they dont give delivery (pizza) or table side service (Waiting staff).....I DONT tip.
Yeah. When I went to pick up plate #3 or #4, I come back and there's a dirty plate on my table. I stand around it and 10 seconds later the waiter comes by and says "Sorry, sorry. It was someone else"  . And why should I wait 5 minutes for a fucking soda? That's the kind of service that they have there.
And they fucked up my first and last name on the Trump One card and refused to correct it.
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#429705 - 06/16/09 07:58 PM
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I always tip @ Cold Stone Creamery. Me and the kids like to make them sing. 
Bullshit!
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