TonyMalice
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Nobody cares where you jack off, how you shave your junk, what a cute baby some baby is, who you'd take to prom, things you love about yourself, and whatever else should be best suited for adt or the ladies at jezebel.
gia jordan
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I used to know a wop who shaved his junk.
_________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
electrostatic
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote: This Ain't ADT XXX.
Quote: Red-Goat...like tucking your balls between your legs and they become very red...possibly???
That made me laugh I haven't thought about "the goat" in ages!
I got so caught up in wanting to bang Malice, I forgot to add that IMO, the threads, "What I Had For Lunch", "What I Had For Dinner" and "When I Last Took a Dump" are a lot more ADT, than the "Ball Shaving" and "Cute Nazi Baby" threads. Not much else going on, just sayin.
_________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
MrBelvedere
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Who knows maybe your whole lifestyle is devoted to it, I don't know. Maybe you named the place you work after it, you have a bumper sticker on your Pontiac that says it, you have a tattoo of a goat right under the portrait of Shy Love???
gia jordan
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote: This Ain't ADT XXX.
_________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
Now I see where he got the idea from. 
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