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Yesterday afternoon, we received a very unpleasant surprise phone call as our little buddy, Kenzie Marie, called us to say that she was going back to college and no longer was doing boy-girl work.
Huh? What does that have to do with going back to school? She's only doing g/g now? Where the fuck is she attending...Wellesley College?
Har har, nah Baby G, Wellesley is chock full of moderately wealthy ( and up) smart girls who couldnt quite make it into Yale or Harvard...but they are mostly Hetero, a bunch of Daddy's Wittle Gurls looking for either a Rich/Nerdy Harvard guy, or the Next NFL draft pick out of Boston College to be their Boyfriend. If Wellesley Gurlz are looking to Piss Daddy off, they will KEEP Fucking Guys on Film (porn), or date a Crack Dealer/Rapper from Roxbury.
No, this Kenzie girl, she smells like BU if she is only doing G/G...BU has a Sapphic SLUT Sorority, dykes who are not Militant feminists but who religiously avoid the dick Nonetheless, and spend all their Non-study time fucking Hott chicks with Dildos, trying to convert them to a "Vegetarian Sex life" (No meat, i.e. Dick) They are cool, they let me watch and whack off when I crash their parties, so long as I dont Splooge in anyone's hair.
Lesley to bed, Wellesley to wed and Radcliffe to Talk-to.... (no one will get that)
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