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It's 2000 and fucking 9. I figure all you guys at least do some kind of grooming rather it's shaving, clipping, trimming, whatever.



That's almost exactly what I heard from a whore in Toronto a while back. She told me just trim the whole thing with a beard trimmer and the attachment on close after you shower and it makes fucking and sucking SOOO much nicer. Great advice - WTF it grows back in a week anyways.