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I just met the fuckin' hottest jailbait of my life yesterday. 17 1/2, braces, glasses, size 4 if that, and a milf to boot! Fuckin' sex industry GOLD! Big ol' 34cish titties and thinkin' about strippin'. Her name, the real name, (and yes I checked ID) is Heaven Lee Mercy.

-Keep It Dirty

...I have a whole list of handspun porn name for both boys and girls, so if you're ever stumped for a name, I'm the go-to guy. OMFG do I want to suitcase pimp this girl! lol



Be afraid, be very afraid. Give her your card and run away for six months less the authorities chase your ass down and beat you all the way to the slammer.

That being said, she should be ready for some serious work in 6.....
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