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Well, I hate the Schmoopie Doopie Poopie crap too. I only enjoy public displays of affection when it is socially inappropriate.



my faves are walking up to a fat chick and saying "oh congraaaaaah-tulations! when's it due?" and putting your hand on her stomach. the other one is pulling my g/f's dress or pants all the way down while at the grocery store, esp if she's got no panties. she throws a fit but deep down i think she knows its classic. i realize its childish.

inappropriate or aggressive hugging is also good- that's when girls you sorta know come up and give you that fake girl hug, but you just kinda hold onto 'em tight and don't let go and see how long you can hold out. they learn quickly, and that evening, with head on pillow, they resign to limiting hugs only to when they actually mean something or its someone they actually care about.