I need to spank the irony out of you Gia.

But first, I'll have to finish the video game that I'm playing, and PM Panzie about an E-Bay cologne opportunity...

...after which, it's all about the sex...after I deal with the recycling and clean the oven...

then it's all about the sex, girl!!!

After I wash the dishes and scrub the range, and perhaps grab a mop and poke it around dissolutely....

Then, I'm all yours. All along drinking bourbon and yelling at the neighbors and I forget all about prior commitments and leave the oven on at 500 degrees FOR NO FUCKING REASON....

ZZZZZZZ