You've basically managed to slide a dig at gen into everything you've said that wasn't purely vicious. Why do you need to be suich an asshole? Monkey was a funny asshole, what you're doing is the M.O. of someone overwhelmed by life to be that mad about something that trivial. If you're not, act like you're not small and bitter.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits