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I ran a stop sign here a couple weeks ago.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



I got popped on my bicycle last summer: 3AM no light, no bell, eating a bagel and cream cheese (and I'd had five glasses of pinot noir). The officer was super-reasonable an courteous and wrote me two warning tickets, which show you the amount you would have paid if they had wanted to be dicks. I complied with the bell and lights the next day. As I get older I dislike law enforcement less and less....
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