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Freestylah is probably going to jack to this.



Um, no. You provided no pictures or clips, so no jerking off. But you get an E for Effort.


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Three creepy bumpkins saw in a newspaper that a good looking girl had just died in an accident. They went to dig up her body for sex, after stopping at Wal-mart for condoms.



Amateurs, that's all I can say.
Article doesn't mention how/why they were caught.
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