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Not one of those pics is of Jonathon Morgan




He had sex with jenna, im not that lucky, but I did sit behind her at an avn awards show once. I want m&ms in the worst way right now, feel me cleet?




I've been pondering this question since I started posting here back then you had taken an extended hiatus. Many believed you to be Chico Wang. The fact that you re emerged from your sabbatical after his disappearance and subsequent death it’s a bit of a riddle. However I think I've figured it out.

The man who is now known as smelly monkey is an industry insider. I don't think it was Wanker because I don't see that guy not posting while still posting on other Boards like ADT. No the Monkey who posted before BDW(Before death of Wang) is the same Monkey who is posting now(ADW). Monkey smells very Jewish in his tone and humor. Wang was anything but Jewish. Since he is an insider it’s not some of the better known hebes that post on this board. No the smelly monkey is a man who must have an encyclopedic knowledge of movies. The ADW monkey has shown a particular propensity to view everything as it relates to movies. So it’s safe to conclude monkey is a man who has a reverence for movies and classic Hollywood.

So what man is an insider, Jewish, and has a reverence and knowledge of all things Hollywood.

None other than…




Yes it’s true...


And yes you have sat behind Jenna at an AVN awards "once".. or twice...


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Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (08/17/09 02:23 PM)