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#428593 - 06/04/09 11:25 PM THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Sammura33 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/25/04 Posts: 449 Loc: illy-noise	_________________________ Re: FUCK YOU From: Smelly Monkey I love you bitch FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#428594 - 06/04/09 11:26 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Sammura33 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/25/04 Posts: 449 Loc: illy-noise	if you have not seen it. hit me up on pm _________________________ Re: FUCK YOU From: Smelly Monkey I love you bitch FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#428595 - 06/04/09 11:49 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Northrop Gay For Pay Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 1011	So much for Sam being a Sham!
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#428596 - 06/04/09 11:54 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	One of these pictures is me, for real, can you guess the real smelly monkey? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#428597 - 06/04/09 11:59 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
BlackPanther Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/05/08 Posts: 176	^^^
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#428598 - 06/05/09 12:04 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Sammura33 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/25/04 Posts: 449 Loc: illy-noise	Quote: One of these pictures is me, for real, can you guess the real smelly monkey? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. none of them are of you.but the one i got is. _________________________ Re: FUCK YOU From: Smelly Monkey I love you bitch FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#428599 - 06/05/09 12:13 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: none of them are of you.but the one i got is. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#428600 - 06/05/09 12:13 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Sammura33 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/25/04 Posts: 449 Loc: illy-noise	you dumb fucking bitch From: Smelly Monkey If you don't stop this shit , i'll not only ban you but ill fuck your life up, believe that hmmmmm is this jrv? _________________________ Re: FUCK YOU From: Smelly Monkey I love you bitch FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#428601 - 06/05/09 12:14 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: you dumb fucking bitch From: Smelly Monkey If you don't stop this shit , i'll not only ban you but ill fuck your life up, believe that hmmmmm is this jrv? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#428602 - 06/05/09 12:18 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Northrop Gay For Pay Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 1011	Monkey trying to stop that word from gettin' out, quick!
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#428603 - 06/05/09 12:21 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Monkey trying to stop that word from gettin' out, quick! I know, well thats the last time I ever send my picture to a mentally ill black hooker on a porn forum who has made no secret of her hatred towards me for the past few years, boy is my face red. On another topic, why do you hate willie d so much? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#428604 - 06/05/09 12:27 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Northrop Gay For Pay Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 1011	Ya almost got me! You almost gotta derail! Lord knows I been waiting for that question to be asked. But, I ain't doing it. This Sam's show.
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#428605 - 06/05/09 12:34 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Ya almost got me! You almost gotta derail! Lord knows I been waiting for that question to be asked. But, I ain't doing it. This Sam's show. Damn (snaps fingers as pulls hand across body):). I even tried to hide it with the honest approach of announcing the derail in advance, played well sir. But do you care to tell us why you hate willie so much in a willie themed thread? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#428606 - 06/05/09 02:49 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	One of these pictures is me, for real, can you guess the real Smelly Monkey? 1. NO 2. No 3. N0, but I do know him.. 4. NO WAY! That's a dude... 5. Umm, no... Isn't that Sammura's crush? 6. Hey Gia and Jeff Jordan! How's it goin'? 7. 8. There you go... PoLL: I didn't see anything but I will always LOVE, no matter what... <3 <3 <3 _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#428607 - 06/05/09 05:42 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	3. Is that SG's nephew? The who had to leave his beloved garden behind??? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#428608 - 06/05/09 08:20 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Not one of those pics is of Jonathon Morgan _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#428609 - 06/05/09 08:29 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I think Darrah showed me this pic last year. I thought Jeff was Elvis Costello. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#428610 - 06/06/09 01:41 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Not one of those pics is of Jonathon Morgan He had sex with jenna, im not that lucky, but I did sit behind her at an avn awards show once. I want m&ms in the worst way right now, feel me cleet? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#428611 - 06/06/09 03:23 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Holy Shit I am way too drunk too deal wit this. You cant pull supermans cape Edited by Bishop (06/06/09 04:03 AM) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#428612 - 06/06/09 10:23 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	electro wrote: Quote: One of these pictures is me, for real, can you guess the real Smelly Monkey? i've seen the way monkey looks at you lately- feelings exceeding words. trouble ahead. on the plus side, you'll be home soon. -Ted Attachments 417396-mmp.JPG (12 downloads)
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#428613 - 06/06/09 10:24 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Ted? _________________________
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#428614 - 06/06/09 11:28 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
MrBelvedere AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/19/07 Posts: 510	what the hell is going on around here...how many alt's are there, shit.
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#428615 - 06/07/09 12:13 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	^^TweeKers~!! ~The previous 22 posts were made by tweaker children too young to make decisions for themselves.~ Is it tweekers or tweakers? I never knew... Will-Dub? <3 _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#428616 - 06/07/09 08:21 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	I'm beginning to doubt who I really am ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#428617 - 06/07/09 10:45 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Sammura33 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/25/04 Posts: 449 Loc: illy-noise	Quote: I'm beginning to doubt who I really am ! lol! _________________________ Re: FUCK YOU From: Smelly Monkey I love you bitch FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#428618 - 06/07/09 07:52 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I don't know who I am. .. ... .. .. ... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#428619 - 06/07/09 07:52 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	My only alts are sammura32, Panzer, eletrostatic and JRV. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#428620 - 06/07/09 10:17 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Deuce_Bigalow Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/15/06 Posts: 412 Loc: NYC	Post the Pics!
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#428621 - 06/07/09 10:20 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Sammura33 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/25/04 Posts: 449 Loc: illy-noise	Quote: Post the Pics! here you go,i really think it's him.the person is trying to hard to disfigure their features Attachments 417654-me_is_weird2.jpg (161 downloads) _________________________ Re: FUCK YOU From: Smelly Monkey I love you bitch FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#428622 - 06/08/09 03:10 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	That is NOT my boyfriend, Sammura. ^Movie night, aka Please stop obsessing with him. I'm the jealous type... My Monkey! _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#428623 - 06/08/09 06:27 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Quote: Post the Pics! here you go,i really think it's him.the person is trying to hard to disfigure their features Sam, as a friend I'm telling you, it would be a good idea to stop this before its too late.. _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#428624 - 06/08/09 08:50 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Sammura33 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/25/04 Posts: 449 Loc: illy-noise	Quote: Quote: Quote: Post the Pics! here you go,i really think it's him.the person is trying to hard to disfigure their features Sam, as a friend I'm telling you, it would be a good idea to stop this before its too late.. you know what i am gonna stop, but i will say that MONKEY BOI IS IN THE INDUSTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! and"people" are scared that if i expose him they won't be able to work anymore. _________________________ Re: FUCK YOU From: Smelly Monkey I love you bitch FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#428625 - 06/08/09 09:21 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Sammura33 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/25/04 Posts: 449 Loc: illy-noise	Quote: Quote: Quote: Post the Pics! here you go,i really think it's him.the person is trying to hard to disfigure their features Sam, as a friend I'm telling you, it would be a good idea to stop this before its too late.. too late?? what you talking about,i am not in the porn industry anymore,so what the fuck can he do? but i understand _________________________ Re: FUCK YOU From: Smelly Monkey I love you bitch FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#428626 - 06/09/09 09:51 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Post the Pics! here you go,i really think it's him.the person is trying to hard to disfigure their features Sam, as a friend I'm telling you, it would be a good idea to stop this before its too late.. too late?? what you talking about,i am not in the porn industry anymore,so what the fuck can he do? but i understand haha nice call bish, knew she would bitch out like she always does. Ima make you cry like bgol, btw I almost cried when I heard you went after jules jordan thinking I was him, did you ever apologize to him for that? Probably not. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#428627 - 06/10/09 09:09 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Sammura33 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/25/04 Posts: 449 Loc: illy-noise	how did i go after jules i never talked to him in my life, no email,messenger or nothing.wtf are you talking about? _________________________ Re: FUCK YOU From: Smelly Monkey I love you bitch FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#428628 - 08/17/09 03:05 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	"Brown eyes" of the [roy4l] mon1ker sent this to me v1a PM... He would like to remain anon, but he/she/he-she says that this in fact is the real Smelly Monkey... What you guys think? I think ... Hot! This time maybe someone other than Sam Shane can raise their hands... Attachments 432051-realmonks.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#428629 - 08/17/09 09:06 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Wrong Again! _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#428630 - 08/17/09 09:39 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Hey Gia,hows it going? _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#428631 - 08/17/09 02:20 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	Quote: Quote: Not one of those pics is of Jonathon Morgan He had sex with jenna, im not that lucky, but I did sit behind her at an avn awards show once. I want m&ms in the worst way right now, feel me cleet? I've been pondering this question since I started posting here back then you had taken an extended hiatus. Many believed you to be Chico Wang. The fact that you re emerged from your sabbatical after his disappearance and subsequent death it’s a bit of a riddle. However I think I've figured it out. The man who is now known as smelly monkey is an industry insider. I don't think it was Wanker because I don't see that guy not posting while still posting on other Boards like ADT. No the Monkey who posted before BDW(Before death of Wang) is the same Monkey who is posting now(ADW). Monkey smells very Jewish in his tone and humor. Wang was anything but Jewish. Since he is an insider it’s not some of the better known hebes that post on this board. No the smelly monkey is a man who must have an encyclopedic knowledge of movies. The ADW monkey has shown a particular propensity to view everything as it relates to movies. So it’s safe to conclude monkey is a man who has a reverence for movies and classic Hollywood. So what man is an insider, Jewish, and has a reverence and knowledge of all things Hollywood. None other than… Yes it’s true... And yes you have sat behind Jenna at an AVN awards "once".. or twice... Attachments 432174-vivid257.jpg (9 downloads) Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (08/17/09 02:23 PM)
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#428632 - 08/17/09 02:40 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I found this on some stupid "pr0n blog" of a piece of shit who's name I think should be banned from XPT... Quote: Jeff Mullen Says: July 28, 2009 at 4:15 pm The other reference to Smelly Monkey being me is insane. I do not post on XXX Porn Talk and don’t even read it. Iguess the reason that I am responding is that my character and integrity do mean something to me and when questioned it seems a bit unfair. So he is a bit whiney, but that's too bad because Jeff Mullen is hot. (Although I would prefer it if Monkey is Malice.<3) I do wonder if Jeff is lying about not reading XPT, if not, maybe he should start. This board is FULL of comedy gold. @ Mr. Maywether. What does Jewish humor smell like? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#428633 - 08/18/09 09:07 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	I find this thread strokeworthy. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#428634 - 08/18/09 09:08 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Jeff Mullen is Smelly Monkey. I have heard this from many, many people. He is just trying to cover his ass by denying it. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#428635 - 08/18/09 09:37 AM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Jeff Mullen is Smelly Monkey. I have heard this from many, many people. He is just trying to cover his ass by denying it. STOP IT! _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#428636 - 08/18/09 09:01 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Jeff Mullen is Smelly Monkey. I have heard this from many, many people. He is just trying to cover his ass by denying it. I am NOT jeff Mullen. I would like to make that very clear. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#428637 - 08/18/09 09:06 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Hey Pop, what is happening? you are most certainly not Jeff Mullen... but Jeff is fun to hang out with... _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#428638 - 08/18/09 09:08 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Hey Pop, what is happening? you are most certainly not Jeff Mullen... but Jeff is fun to hang out with... Yeah hes a good guy, I would alos like to make it very clear that I am NOT married to Ashley Blue. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#428639 - 08/18/09 09:11 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	...The two of you would make a cute couple though _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#428640 - 08/18/09 09:14 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: ...The two of you would make a cute couple though Yeah, Ashley's gorilla torso is real sexy _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#428641 - 08/18/09 09:19 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	STOP IT! Didn't you see her wedding photos? She looked incredible I remember the day I met her just getting started. Came into Bobby's North Hollywood Studio with Trent Tusorio(sorry for wrecking your name T) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#428642 - 08/18/09 09:35 PM Re: THE REAL SMELLY MONKEY Revealed
Stevie Why Gay For Pay Registered: 05/16/07 Posts: 988 Loc: Sun Diego	Quote: Quote: ...The two of you would make a cute couple though Yeah, Ashley's gorilla torso is real sexy Hmmm...a picture of a DC Gorilla Grodd? The real monkey must have a slightly nerdy side... _________________________ "I choppy choppy yo pee pee"
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